Good night kids - If the editors of MP were directing this wonderful children's program, they would look like S.N. something like this...

Max Pictures Sexual News #01
          
Если бы режиссурой этой замечательной детской передачи за- нималась редакция MP то выглядели бы С.Н. примерно так:
Под звуки эротической музыки на экране появляются Степашка и тётя Лина. Тётя Лина (поправляя лифчик): - Hello guys! Stepashka (putting down PLAYBOY): - Hello, girls and boys- ki! Boys, take a break for a minute - that one from the girls, and girls, get out- those from under the boys and look "Good Night, Kids"! - Stepashka! What are these sounds in children's room? - Piggy learns Karkusha. - Well, think about what is being done! And wherever Filya is looking! - Filya went to his mistress. Requested do not disturb. From the back room are heard languid caws and grunts niya. - Oink!.. - Kar-r-r!.. - Oink!.. - Kar-r-r!.. - Oink!.. - K... - Karkusha! Can I cum inside you? beak? - Nah, Piggy. First down the drain! - Ugh, how conservative you are sex! Oink!.. - That's when you're finally finished the servants will do it, and you will become a con- conservative...Car-r-r!.. - Oink!.. - K... - Karkusha! Stand up like that! - Idiot! I'm still a bird, huh? not Aunt Lina! - I'll have to ask her... Aunt Lina and Stepashka enter. - Hello, Piggy! What are you? Are you doing this with Karkusha? Piggy tears his snout from his breasts Karkushi: - Notsee? Let's copulate! To you Uncle Misha can do it, but we can’t? A resounding slap follows, from which Piggy rolls under bed and painted in color boiled chop. Stepashka jerk- grabs Aunt Lina by the skirt: - Look, Aunt Lina! He's without condom! - Piggy! What are you doing! Isn't it I didn’t explain it to you in kindergarten realized that with casual relationships should I use a condom? Piggy, tugging at Karkushin's nipple: - Nope, Aunt Lina! But in class they taught us how to draw naked draw beetroot! Do you want me to show you? - Piggy! Now is not the time for Cheburashkas! It is not yet known whether they used he and Gena use a condom...And you what? Don't you understand that A carcass for any pig in the area I'm glad to lie down! She's fucking you can infect you with typhus! Karkusha jumps out of bed: - Karrr! Take it easy on the turns! - Who the hell are you, asks?!! Piggy conciliatory:- Aunt Lina! Stand up doggy style! - What? Oh, you lousy pig! A second slap follows from the co- when Piggy takes on color rotten schnitzel and loses equal- news. - For that matter, I’m no good not a pig! I'm a boar! Here... Piggy defiantly stands up and proudly leaves the room. Aunt Lina shrugs: - What a cretin! I give him pornography I brought it, and he was such a steak turned out to be!.. Stepashka jumps up from the reach: - Pornography?! Let's watch, Aunt Lina! But I’ve already had it for a year there was no hare. Karkusha comes to life: - Really, Stepashka? What are you doing to me? didn't you tell me before? I can help you can! Not free, of course... - Karkusha! How much?- A hundred bucks and a can of pork con- servo! Stepashka pulls Aunt Lina’s skirt: - Aunt Lina! Borrow a hundred bucks owls! - Okay, Stepashka. But first you you will cum between my breasts...

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