Если бы режиссурой
этой замечательной
детской передачи за-
нималась редакция MP
то выглядели бы С.Н.
примерно так:
Под звуки эротической музыки
на экране появляются Степашка и
тётя Лина. Тётя Лина (поправляя
лифчик):
- Hello guys!
Stepashka (putting down PLAYBOY):
- Hello, girls and boys-
ki! Boys, take a break for a minute -
that one from the girls, and girls, get out-
those from under the boys and look
"Good Night, Kids"!
- Stepashka! What are these sounds in
children's room?
- Piggy learns Karkusha.
- Well, think about what is being done! And
wherever Filya is looking!
- Filya went to his mistress. Requested
do not disturb.
From the back room are heard
languid caws and grunts
niya.
- Oink!..
- Kar-r-r!..
- Oink!..
- Kar-r-r!..
- Oink!..
- K...
- Karkusha! Can I cum inside you?
beak?
- Nah, Piggy. First down the drain!
- Ugh, how conservative you are
sex! Oink!..
- That's when you're finally finished
the servants will do it, and you will become a con-
conservative...Car-r-r!..
- Oink!..
- K...
- Karkusha! Stand up like that!
- Idiot! I'm still a bird, huh?
not Aunt Lina!
- I'll have to ask her...
Aunt Lina and Stepashka enter.
- Hello, Piggy! What are you?
Are you doing this with Karkusha?
Piggy tears his snout from his breasts
Karkushi:
- Notsee? Let's copulate! To you
Uncle Misha can do it, but we can’t?
A resounding slap follows, from
which Piggy rolls under
bed and painted in color
boiled chop. Stepashka jerk-
grabs Aunt Lina by the skirt:
- Look, Aunt Lina! He's without
condom!
- Piggy! What are you doing! Isn't it
I didn’t explain it to you in kindergarten
realized that with casual relationships
should I use a condom?
Piggy, tugging at Karkushin's nipple:
- Nope, Aunt Lina! But in class
they taught us how to draw naked
draw beetroot! Do you want me to show you?
- Piggy! Now is not the time for Cheburashkas!
It is not yet known whether they used
he and Gena use a condom...And you
what? Don't you understand that
A carcass for any pig in the area
I'm glad to lie down! She's fucking you
can infect you with typhus!
Karkusha jumps out of bed:
- Karrr! Take it easy on the turns!
- Who the hell are you,
asks?!!
Piggy conciliatory:- Aunt Lina! Stand up doggy style!
- What? Oh, you lousy pig!
A second slap follows from the co-
when Piggy takes on color
rotten schnitzel and loses equal-
news.
- For that matter, I’m no good
not a pig! I'm a boar! Here...
Piggy defiantly stands up and
proudly leaves the room. Aunt
Lina shrugs:
- What a cretin! I give him pornography
I brought it, and he was such a steak
turned out to be!..
Stepashka jumps up from the
reach:
- Pornography?! Let's watch,
Aunt Lina! But I’ve already had it for a year
there was no hare.
Karkusha comes to life:
- Really, Stepashka? What are you doing to me?
didn't you tell me before? I can help you
can! Not free, of course...
- Karkusha! How much?- A hundred bucks and a can of pork con-
servo!
Stepashka pulls Aunt Lina’s
skirt:
- Aunt Lina! Borrow a hundred bucks
owls!
- Okay, Stepashka. But first you
you will cum between my breasts...
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