Sex on television - I, and, I’m sure, not only me, have finally gotten sick of this stupid TV store, which has now taken over not only the sixth, but also all the other TV channels...

      
      
      
                                
 Me, and, I’m sure, not only
I'm the only one who's completely fed up
this stupid TV store that...
ry now captured not only
sixth, but also all other TV
channels. That's why I couldn't stand it and
wrote a parody of him, which,
in fact, I suggest you
this section. Of course it's a parody
written in the spirit of MAX Pictures.   
                                



                                
 You are unable to satisfy everyone
beloved girl, no matter how you become
did you fight?                         
 Are you ashamed to unzip your fly?
                                
 Are your friends already laughing at you?   
                                
Then you absolutely need
new penis trainer "Phallus
plus"!                          
                                
Leader:                        
- Welcome to our show
"Amazing discoveries"! I'm Bill
Pennis, today we'll talk
about one very piquant, but
freely serious for everyone sitting-
men in our studio today
rank of the problem. From this male
lack often suffer not
only the representatives of the strong
different sex, but also their chosen one.  
                                
 Is this familiar to you? you bring
to your home charming
blonde, seized by passionate
with desire you drag her sleep away -
started the top, and then the bottom
underwear, open your trousers and
suddenly you hear in surprise, disappointment,
tarnished "What a ma-
lazy!" or "Do you have any
is there this thing? The evening is ruined
and you're completely depressedmood, go to bed alone.
Guess what I mean? Certainly. I
I'm talking about male insufficiency. This
terrible problem from which,
it would be impossible to get rid of -
Xia. But a way out has been found! After all, now
we have a new trainer for
member "Phallus Plus"! He will help
you correct this annoying mistake -
ku of nature.                     
                                
(enthusiastic screams and applause -
cops in the hall)                  
                                
 Let's take a short excursion into
history.Over many centuries
there are people of all classes and nations,
those suffering from low articulation tried
get rid of your shortcomings,
stretching, pulling and
stretching his dick. For example,
Neanderthals after hunting attached
called the member to the carcass of the murdered ma-
mount and dropped it from a high
rocks in the hope that the member at least
will stretch a little. But more often than not...
it either led to death
person, or to complete loss
member. Archaeologists to this day
ancient male remains walk around
which there is no organ of di-
multiplication. Papuans from African-
th tribe Mumba-Yumba pulled
the skin of your penis for ritual
drum and beat on it
all the strength of the bones eaten by the colo-nists. As a result, they received
whether torn, damaged and over-dried
a shaky member, from which they could not
produce offspring and gradually
were dying out. And finally, our days.
Admit it, you often hang
those on the balls, hooking their penis into the forest -
handrails.A if you really
you really think that this is what makes the dick
your balls may get longer
deserve to be beaten.        
                                
 Stop exhausting yourself uselessly
procedures like non-
dertaltsu, visit massage ca-
binettes and lift the penis with a pudo-
high weights! Feel like a modern
nom man! Order a simulator
for the entire member "Phallus plus" and
you will forever forget about your loved ones
great failures!Trainer "Fal-
los plus" has ten levels
stretch marks. It is not only significant
but will increase the size of your penis,
but it will also strengthen the eggs. Com-simulator
compact and easily hides in the anal
no hole.So wherever you are
were not there, he will always be there
you're in the ass. To the simulator
there is a special prize - ka-
carcass for winding the penis. After
several weeks of training she
you'll definitely need it! Included in the set
also includes a special nozzle
for stretching the penis in difficultaccessible places, two spiral
egg curlers and
fine-grained sandpaper for sanding
head movement. The set comes with -
There is a nine-meter tape measure available for
measuring training results.
All these prizes are yours if you order
live penis trainer "Phallus
plus"!                          
                                
Leader:                        
- We invited you to our studio
several men who have already
tried this on your penis
wonderful trainer. And now
they will share their successes.   
                                
Bob (Mr. Pennis'97):         
- Because of my tiny penis
my personal life has become
a real nightmare. My wife has become
cheat on me right after the wedding
and soon filed for divorce. I'm for-
took his mistress. We're pretty
we met for a long time, but when
the time of our first and last
intimacy she finally
she saw my dick, she was horrified
jumped out of bed and in a state
I fainted and fell out of the window (this is
it was in my office upstairs
floor of the Empire State Building).
When about the reason for itdeath reported
featured on the evening news, on the
There was a whole flurry of letters
from indignant women with threats
tear off all my balls (and they have them-
there are only two). And finally here I am
I saw your program, where you
they talked about a penis trainer
"Phallus plus". At first I didn't
believed that this simulator could
ben has changed my life so much. But I
nevertheless, I ordered it and began to reserve
swear. Just two days after
starting training, I felt elastic
egg guest. I continued training
and didn’t notice how my bellies
they became too small for me. I had to
wind the penis onto a reel. And
then I decided to prove to everyone that
my dick is no worse than anyone else's
gee. I won the competition for the best
Pennis USA!The same woman came back to me
on! There’s no end to women! It’s just-
what a miracle!                        
                                
Leader:                        
- See? Exercise machine "Phallus plus"
works wonders!                  
                                
(prolonged applause) 
                                
Jim (father of four):     
- "Phallus plus" - this is the action
Absolutely amazing invention.
My wife told me: "You have
never before has there been such a long
a long and elastic penis! "I just
happy!                       
                                
Bill (baseball player):              
- I play baseball. Previously
I had to carry my s-
with this stupid baseball
bat (whoever played baseball knows
how hard it is).But now I'm
I train with "Phallus plus" and
my bat is always between me
feet!                            
                                
Dick (exhibitionist):           
- Previously, to increase your
member, I used everything that...
fell to hand: a lathe
com, hand rack and even vacuum cleaner
catfish But now I use "Fal-
los plus" and I'm not ashamed to go out
on the street without pants!            
                                
Presenter:                        
- Yes, Dick. I also like to party
ram to go with a girl in fashion
white restaurant without pants.    
                                
(laughter in the hall)                   
                                
Mike (masturbator):                 
- Because of my appearance, I have
always had problems with the girl-
mi.And when I wanted to do she-
damn, I couldn't find it
your dick in your pants. After training
rovok with "Phallus plus" I have
another problem: my hand is too
com small for such a telegraph
pillar!                         
                                
Leader:                        
- Thanks, Mike! And now go-
Let's get to the most exciting part on-
what a show! We decided to hold
a big experiment. For this we
took two men, one of whom
rykh didn’t train his dick at all, but
another was engaged with "Phallus plus",
took them to the brothel and asked
qualified specialists
evaluatedifference.                
                                
Bass (prostitute from age five):  
- Let's see... Well, this one
dick - nothing special, I'm like that
I've seen a lot...Oh-oh-oh! And this -
Another thing! Ahh!! I'm about to cum!
This hasn't happened to me for a long time!
Well, just a cool thing! Infusion
awesome rocket launcher! And it doesn’t shoot...
Well!                             
                                
Kat (hereditary whore):      
- Such an orgasm, probably even
my grandmother won't remember! When
he inserted this thermometer into me, I
I thought it would just pass
through and through! Amazing feeling! 
                                
Leader:                        
- Do you see?! But it can
happen to your wife too if
you will order "Phallus Plus"! Everything
Don't believe me yet? Let's make sure
on your own dick! Which one of you
wants to try our simulator in
action? Right now! Here you are, in
first row, stand up! Don’t be shy -
come and see us! How are you?
wut?  Brick?  Come to me
Brick! Take off your pants! Yes, yes, straight-
mo here onin the eyes of many millions
this audience! Great! Now
insert the penis into the hole "Fal-
los plus" and secure it specially
cial clamp! OK! You go-
are you ready for exercise? It's easy!
Back and forth, back and forth, for you and yours
Pennis feels good! How does it feel
Brick?                           
                                
- This thing really works
melting! I feel how he took away-
it's happening! Ooo! He increased everything
it's happening! Ooh! Yes, it's just us-
enjoy doing this with "Fal-
los plus"! Oh! The end is near! And in
literally and figuratively...
You won't leave me this remark-
body simulator, otherwise I have
Looks like the eggs are stuck!..