History of the CPSU - Imitation of Daniil Kharms...

     
  
  
  
     
  
  
                                
 Lenin was very fond of all the pranks
tear up, especially fellow soldiers
party. He used to sneak into Mav-
sol, lie down on his back and pretend
appears dead. His comrades like
When they see him, they immediately burst into tears: “On
whom have you left us, Vladimir
Ilyich? How can we communicate without you?
Will we continue to build the lowlands?!” A
Lenin lies and listens. Nice.
Only Stalin never cried.
He will come up, bend over Lenin,
grins into his mustache and says: “Na-
the end then you're dead, bald card -
wow!” And Lenin suddenly jumped up,
Yes, he'll hit you in the head with a newspaper!   
                                
 Nadezhda Konstantinovna is veryloved house plants. All of her
the bedroom was filled with pots
with agave, geranium, cacti
and ivy. But Lenin’s plants are not
loved. But he really loved the
that people. It happened that he would send his wife for
beer in Smolny, he will pull it out himself
slowly from the pot a couple of cacti
owls, and distribute the land to the peasants.
The peasants loved him. It’s true that
there wasn't enough of him.           
                                
 Lenin loved Siberia very much.
lo, he will come to Palace Square,
will climb to the Alexandrinskaya Ko-
lonn and shouts from there in a loud voice
los: "Soldiers and sailors! Down with
autocracy! All ready to storm Winter
him! ". Knows that from around the corner there is no
the gendarmes will certainly run out and seize
They grab him by the arms and off to Siberia.
True, he was quickly released from there -
Kali and he again went to the Palace
I howl. Once upon a time, soldiers and sailors
I'm very tired of this and they're like
They jumped at him from Aurora. But
missed. We got to Zimny.
What can you do, I had to go to
assault And so October came to an end -
sky revolution. No more Lenin
sailors are never given orders
lyvalsya.                        
                                
 One day Beria dressed up as Leni-
nym and came to Felix Dzerzhins-
to whom. Dzerzhinsky sat him down in
chair and treats him to an empty cup-
eat." Believe it or not, -says, - Vla-
Dimir Ilyich, a lump of sugar in the house
no. Yesterday Beria came and all
ate sugar. I'd like to shoot this one
what a parasite! ". Beria nothing to him
didn't say.                      
                                
 Lenin loved the peasants very much and
everything was not enough for him. It happened, brought
blowing a full room, take a step
nowhere, but he keeps shouting: “More, more
peasants!"                      
                                
 Stalin was a timid man,
I was afraid of everything. And even Lenin
completely shut up. Beria knew this.
One night Beria changed his clothes
Lenin, crept up to Sta-
Lina and in an afterlife voice
carried: "I am the spirit of Lenin, the leader of the world-
of the proletariat! And you are betrayed
tel. You changed the communist
what idea did he betray to the party! Are you for-
starved me in Gorki and I won’t bother
children will have peace while you are alive! " Stalin
got scared and died. From a heart attack. A
Beria ran to stuff the chair
Secretary General.                        
                                
 One day Kerensky changed his clothes
Lenin and decided to flee Russia
to Switzerland. Just got out of Winter
him, and then Stalin meets him.
“Hello,” says, “Vladi-
peace Ilyich! Where are you going in such a hurry?"
Kerensky was confused and foolishly
fired: "If you detain me -
live -I’ll send you to Siberia!” Stalin
got scared and sent him to Gor-
ki. Kerensky wanted to say that
he is not Lenin, but it was too late. Yes
there he stayed with Krupskaya. When
leader of the world proletariat
announced his death, he is very
laughed.                        
                                
 Lenin loved Nadezhda Kon very much
stantinovna Krupskaya and dreamed
take her to Siberia. Once already
I got ready, packed my things and
went to Dvortsovaya shouting "Give me
socialist revolution" (tsar
I didn’t like this very much).Only for-
shouted, and then there really was a revolution.
We never went to Siberia.      
                                
 Lenin loved the peasants very much.
Valo, he caught about five in the field,
will sit you down at the table and talk about a new life
tells. I could spend the whole day
say. A try to fall asleep - 
grabs the newspaper, swings it, yes
how it will hit you in the head!              
                                
 To be continued...