Construction - the best.

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In life, everything always ends, both good and bad, onlyPUVO not
 must end!!!             Chapai.                    
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2003 |   | M P |
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 1. If you are working on a construction site with a 'block-
 mi', observe the following rules:                             
 a. Be sure to wear a helmet, otherwise... who the hell knows!    
 b. Don't even think about taking something that doesn't fit well, because... it might
 lead to subparagraph (a).                                      
 in. Never go into their hut, because THIS people love
 non-sex sexand this can lead to subparagraph (a).            
 g. If you still wear a helmet, I will advise you to wear
 to worry, because this will help you protect yourself from work injuries
 (stab wound).                                             
 d. Try to talk to them less, because this is so
 can help you avoid work injuries (wear-
 tion).                                                          
 2.  If you are drunk (yes, it happens)
 Please follow the following rules:                                     
a.Do not climb higher than 1 meter as this may cause:        
 a1. Falling on a person.                                      
 a2. Falling on an iron pin.                                
 a3. Hitting a person on the head with an iron object (from a nail
 to scrap).                                                      
 a4. Hit a person on the head with waste alcohol, urine,
 feces                                                         
 b. If you drank a lot, you should get the hell out of your bosses
 end of the working day (after saying that he went to smoke, fell in
 fainted, fell asleep).                                               
 c. You should not pourwhatever, they can give it up.              
 Do not grab a power tool (grinder, drill,
 forator, welding apparatus, etc.),jack hammer, as well as not
 I advise you to pull the levers of the crane.                    
 d. You need to have a snack!                                           
 3. If you are injured at work, you should:           
 a. Call for slop.                                         
 b. Shout.                                                 
 c. Scream.                                                   
Smoke.                                                  
 d. Jerk off.                                                 
                                                                
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