Interview - and still jerks off!

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   | Interview with Kirill! + + Author: Chapai, Kirill, LDIR +-+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2003 |   | M P |
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Chapay: Tell me how long ago you learned about a computer Spect-
 gym?                                                           
 Kirill: About 3 years ago I saw it at Cousteau.                
 H: How did you join Ministry of Punk Education?          
 K: One fine day I went to Chapai, sat, drank and
 he offered to joinMinPan.                                
 C: Kirill, why do you drink so often?                        
 K: I drink once and hangover the rest.                      
 C: Where do you find money to drink?                      
K: This is a difficult question, well, there are parents, you take them there
 for beer, for all sorts of chews, everythingI love vodka, there, barbecue
 have a snack.                                                    
 C: Kirill, how did you celebrate this New Year?                  
 K: You know, they never told me about it, well, on the 1st
 came to Chapai, then to Sanka, then to one girl there, then
 I just remember:light, glass,light, glass, light, glass;and then
 it turned out to be6number.                                             
 H: What kind of light?                                               
 K: What the hell light? I mean you open your eyes, glass,
 close it. I don’t advise anyone to celebrate the New Year like this!         
 C: Kirill, you say that you take money from your mother, but you yourself
 Is it difficult to earn money?                                             
 K: Well, I made money before the New Year, but there was one director,
 goat, I didn’t get along with him a little, he also has the surname Koz-
 fishing, well, I sent him, now I have a job.                     
 C: Kirill, your article is in our newspaper, you will be there soon
 Are you going to write a couple of articles for her?              
 K: Yes, I’m absolutely going to, but I just can’t get it together, I have to
 At home, get a piece of blank paper, a pen and write.           
 H: Isn't it easier to just come to me with a bottle of vodkaand write
 fuck it!                                                      
 K: You see, Chapai, I always like to write everything at night, I’m better
 I'll write all this, and then I'll come to you witha bottle of vodka.       
 B: So if you like to drink at night, then come to me, I have
 you can also drink at night!                                         
 K: The fact is that I like not to drink at night, but to write; I love it myself
 that's an owl.                                                       
 C: Kirill, why did you shave your long hair?                    
 K: I still regret it myself, in short, I had too much to drink with the guys
 and I had  fucked up  I went, well, I went to the hairdresser and there I was
 cut my hair, I paid 80 rubles.                                 
 Ch: Kirill, do you have a girlfriend? K: At the moment there are no although there was one recently, but
 feather is waiting for a child.                                             
 R: How recent was this?                               
 K: Well, about two months ago.                                       
 C: Since you have women so rarely, how do you cope without
 them, nature is designed in such a way that a normal man cannot pro-
 live three days without releasing sperm!                               
 K: Well, sometimes I go to my uncle and we order whores there.    
 W: U how often do you visit this guy?                
 K: Well, 2 - 3 a month happens.                               
 W: So you still jerk off?                                    
 To: No comments!                                           
 C: Kirill, when will there be a gap in your apartment? U all over
 will he or not?                                              
 K: Now tenants live there, and I can’t answer this question
 branch!                                                        
 W: Will you put a tattoo on my right testicle??                     
 K: I don't know how to hit tattoos, especially since I'm not homosexual! You
 I'm just a friend and nothing more!                                
 H: I’ll teach you how to hit tattoos, but the direction doesn’t matter
 niya, II won't fuck you and you won't fuck me,here
 you just need to get a tattoo!                                    
 K: You know Chapay, of course I understand everything, well, if necessary, then
 go to LDIR, he will do everything for you.                              
 H: No, LDIR ua drunk sleeping in the bath!                            
 LDIR: I'm not sleeping!                                               
 K: Hurry up, I'd better bring you MACH-3!                         
 C: Well, bring it on, I'll shave my mustache.                                    
 LDIR: Better shave your eggs!                                       
 C: Shut up LDIR, mom's here,everyone go to bed!                
 This concludes our drunken bazaar!                      
 R. S. When recording this text on a cassette, 2 liters were drunk
 tra alcohol. By the way, I can record the cassette for someone!