Work or - stories.

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 | Work or...... + +  Author: Chapai  +--+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2003 |   | M P |
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 Preface.                                              
 So, guys, I got a job...                     
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 Yes, work is not like throwing plates from restaurants! Although,
 sometimesthere are jokes,but that's if ingood team
 you (oh, I don’t like the word collective!). I’ll warn you right away that
 Now last will appear less often. What should I do? Fully busy with work
 not a bad thing at all, but if:                     
                                                                
 1. You are paid well.                                        
 2. You don't really work.                                    
 3. You have a good team (hereinafter referred to as CALL).                     
   4. There is an opportunity to drink beer or, at worst, vodka. 
 5. You are not forced to do what youCAN'T.             
 6. The toilet is located no further than 1 km.                           
 I practically found such work, and even the first 5 point-
 com coincide. Yesterday, for example, I bought myself a firecracker (quite
 -washing room) and decided to have a little fun, locked one mu-
 Zhika in the trailer and threw her there. I had to go all day
 This is the devil to run. But that's just ordinarysituation, there is a hu-
 same! For example, we have a project. The project is like 'Kama in the morning'
 for a maniac. We started doing everything according to 'Kama sut/<*=...
 that is, according to the project. The work was completed in a fucking way, and even almost in
 finished! But suddenly something incomprehensible appeared out of nowhere and, according to...
 As we approached, we began to realize that it was a large crowd
 people. At the head of this heap a man walked and somehowstrangely swayed
 passing us, this fagot noticed the work done and breathed
 in a fume he said: 'Get the fuck out of here!' . Next
 one person explained to me that it was general and really came
 I have to redo everything! That's shit!He also said that fucked these
 all projects.Today we started redoing and started working again
 cola I was walking along the corridor when suddenly what the fuck! I'm dreaming-
 I didn’t understand what was going on until I saw my brigade running with
 with all our strengthto the exit.I naturally joined them and we ran together. While running, we met a man along the road,
 who quite calmly carried a box of tiles. I imagine the feelings
 what a man said when he saw a mad crowd running towards him
 with shouts: 'There's a balloon there that's fucked up!!!'. The man twitched for about 10 seconds
 on the spot, not knowing where to go, then threw the tile and disappeared into the unknown
 in a known direction (at least he didn’t run out of the
 niya). Returning back, I saw a scattered tool LYING -
 SHUEladders and a black wall. Yes, guys, sitting at home is such hell
 you can't catch renaline, so thinkwork or.............