A year with Chapai - numbers.

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   | A year with Chapai.     + +  Author:Chapay  +--+   
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 | Ministry of Punk Education of the Russian Federation. + + 2004 | | M P |
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 This article contradicts all press laws and is not intended
 started for reading.                                       
 The figures below are approximate and are not subject to discussion.     
 Drank -  300 times
 Drank heavily - 150 times
 Of these:                                                       
Fell asleep on the floor -  35 times
 Fell asleep on the street -  5 times
Fell asleep with friends -  150 times
Fell asleep while pushing -  2 times
Took things away from the house -  15 times
Drank things from home -  15 times
Took to the cops -  10 times
 Spent the night in a cell -  5 times
 Replaced the light bulb in the toilet -  1times
 Of these:                                                       
 Electric shock -  1 time
 Fell off the stool -  1 time
 Stole the "Forbidden Zone" sign from the training ground -  1 time
 Went to nature in Murmino (to get drunk) -  2 times
 Of these:                                                       
 Got into the Murma cop -  2 times
 Took money from my mother -  500 rubles/month
 I drank from them -  450 rubles
 Washed in the bath -  5 times
I wanted to fuck-  300 times
 Of these:                                                       
Jerked off -  150 times
 Fucked -  50 times
 I came -  10 times
 She came -  30 times
 Just pushed -  10 times
 Gave pussy -  40 times
 Gave pussy -  10 times
 Set the house on fire -  1 time
 Killed a man (burned) -  1 time
 To be continued...  The next article will be about
 Undertaker!!!