Test - as always.

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 | Министерство Панкообразования Р.Ф. +      + 2004 г. | | М П |
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                  Можете ли вы работать?                        
                                                                
 1. Работали ли вы хоть раз?                                    
 а) Я не могу жить без работы.                                  
 б) I work, but I change location very often.                        
 c) Hasn't worked for 2 years.                                          
 d) I remember once washing the floor at home.                       
                                                                
 2. Are you often late for work?                          
 a) What do you mean, they might punish me for this.                      
 b) It happens, but very rarely.                                     
 c) Yes, I’m always late, my boss even bought me an alarm clock. 
 d) What the fuck do I need to do if I only wake up at 14:00.    
                                                                
 3. How often do you drink?                                         
 a) I don't drink, I feel sorry for my liver.                                     
 b) Yes, I drink on holidays. c) After work, we always go to the bar with the men, and then drag
 each other home.                                            
 d) Yes, I sleep at home every day, drunk as hell, on the floor.           
                                                                
 4. How do you feel about your boss yelling at you?         
 a) My boss only praises me.                               
 b) It happened a couple of times, I just said nothing and left.                   
 c) Yes, he and I lay our dicks on each other every day.            
 d) If I had a boss, I would take him to the forest,
 handcuffed him to the birch tree, would have taken off his pants and shoved him
 there's a wild rooster there.                                            
                                                                
 5. Have you taken anything away from work?                             
 a) What are you talking about, plantthey can.                             
 b) Yes, sometimes I take it out on little things.                             
 c) I carried out a kilometer of cable once.                             
 d) If I had worked, the organization would have gone bankrupt.          
                                                                
 6. What is your job?                                           
 a) Deputy director.                                              
 b) Foreman, Shop Manager or any boss.                 
 c) Loading and unloading engineer (Loader).               
 d) Loafer.                                                 
                                                                
 7. How much do you work per day?                                
 a) 12 hours, not counting lunches.                                  
 b) 8 hours and one lunch.                                        
 c) 2-3 hours: depends on the mood.                           
 d) 15 minutes (I get to the toilet and back to the TV).            
                                                                
 8. Could you work with lumps?                            
 a) Yes, if only they are good workers.                      
 b) Difficult to answer.                                       
 c) If they force me to work with them, then I will leave.               
 d) NO!!!                                                      
                                                                
 9. Do you rock at work?                                      
 a) No.                                                        
 b) If the boss allows it.                                    
 c) Of course.                                                    
 d) Yes, even writing an article in Last breaks me.                 
                                                                
 10.Has it ever happened that you fell asleep after lunch?                 
 a) No it was not.                                                
 b) It happened 2-3 times, the boss, bitch, woke me up.                     
 c) I constantly fall asleep.                                          
 d) I'm an unemployed homeless person!!!                                       
                                                                
 Test answers:                                                
More answers(s): Congratulations, you passed the test. You are not the same
 that you can work, you are a workaholic.                          
 More answers(b):You are an ordinary obedient worker, but you must
 sometimes break away.                                           
 More answers (in): Fuck it! You are a purely normal Russian mu-
 zhik, there are many of them, keep up the good work.                     
 More answers (g): Well done dude, you look like me, but still-
 Sooner or later, you should think about work.              
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 .ldir.                                                        
 this issue came out almost a year after the previous one, because we
 there was a creative crisis. One of its reasons is the lack of letters to
 both boxes. Only thanks to Spectrum Internet resources I
 decided to resume the Last128 project. So we are gratefulzx.da.gi
More answers (b):You are an ordinary obedient worker, but you need to
 sometimes break away.                                           
 More answers (in): Fuck it! You are a purely normal Russian mu-
 zhik, there are many of them, keep up the good work.                     
 Moreanswers (d): Well done, dude, you look like me, but still-
 Sooner or later, you should think about work.              
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 .ldir.                                                        
 this issue came out almost a year after the previous one, because we
 there was a creative crisis. One of its reasons is the lack of letters to
 both boxes. Only thanks to Spectrum Internet resources I
 decided to resume the Last128 project. So we are gratefulzx.da.gi
 as well as the sites Optical Brothers andSRI, especially for guest books
 gi.Well, and to all other speckmen hello from Ryazan!!!           
  Our soap:last_128@mail.gi -.ldir.                         
  mir_tit@mail.gi -Chapai Uiu.