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| Crime + + Author: Chapai +--+
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|Ministry of Punk Education R.F. + + 2004 | | M P |
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It all started when we (I, Kirill, Undertaker) decided to go to
Bourgeois. This bastard fucked us up with his pool, and fuck at the hour-
He lives in a new house, damn it, and he can do anything. In short he says:
- Fuck me, gallery, a couple of curbs, I'll pour you some wine, one
border - bubble!
Well, of course, we happily took the cart and ran. Barely rebound
pulled out this fucking stone, afterthey dragged him for half an hour
the wheelbarrow, basically they dragged one end, and... hello, goodbye
The traffic police arrives. They fucked and fucked, then they said:
- Why the hell with this stone?
To which Kirill explained:
- Yes, you understand, my house is undergoing European-quality renovation.
They immediately called Bobby. The cops arrived and said:
- Fuck, this is evidence, stick it in the cabin. And we're fucking drunk
in the ass:
- What the hell are you doing, we can’t load it onto a wheelbarrow. -Ko-
Or rather, the cops tore up the curb, hitched the cart to the bobby, and we
We went to the department. As always turns out, they fucked up the cart,
There was almost an accident. But, nevertheless, the bastards took her to the department
la.
We stood there for about an hour and told who we were and what we had cheated. Kirill
fucked without getting tired. Cops say:
- Why are you such a pussy. - Kirill replied:
- Yes, I’m telling you seriously: I’M NOT A ASSHOLE. I have euros at home
repair.
- So fuck itdid you need a border?
- Am I fucking?
He says the repair is almost finished, only 32 months left
bring the shirt from the store. We spent about half an hour laughing until
stood there. Afterwards we were taken to a cell, where we spent another 2 hours
foxed I say to Kirill:
- You're not pissing, you have to let me go in 3 hours.
Kirill was delighted. But when he asked the cops the time, he ooh-
I was eating, it was 6:25, Kirill went crazy, he was running around the cell,
waved his jacket and shouted:
- I am an aeromol!
We didn’t sleep that night.
Around half past ten we were released. And then sleep for a long time
They asked why the hell we brought this brick here. After they forced
put it against the wall, we're tired of dragging it. Removed the snow around
mentorship and went home. Kirillich told us that he would write an article
about our adventures and will send it on the Internet to the Goblin oper website.
gi. We laughed for another 2 hours at the name of the site. Afterwards we came to
I went home, I was hungover, I went to bed, and these guys were fucking.Such
This is what happened to us.
Always yours: Chapai.
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Ldir came to me and said:
- You have some kind of mouse...
- Which one?
- Yes, I scratched the entire screen with the fucking cursor!
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