Test - about booze.

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 |Ministry of Punk Education R.F. + + 2003 | | M P |
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Can you stop drinking?                      
 1. A good friend came to your house, you have it in your refrigerator
 bubble water, a friend says to you: “Let’s drink.” Your actions: 
 a) Don't give him a bubble.                                       
 c) Give him a bubble, let him drink alone. c) Get fucked together.                                         
 d) Go fuck yourself together, drink a washing machine and buy it
 liter                                                          
 2. You came to a birthday party and they invite you to drink
 ninnik.                                                       
 a) Tell me that you can’t drink because of... something.             
 b) Drink a glass of beer.                                     
 c) Drink a glass of vodka.                                    
 d) You will drink everything and devour everything.                                  
 3. How do you cure a hangover?                                
 a) Milk.                                                    
 b) Coffee.                                                      
 c) Beer. d) Vodka, then beer, then vodka.                          
 4. Which alcoholic beverage do you like best?  
 a) Of course beer.                                               
 b) Cocktails.                                                    
 c) Wine.                                                       
 d) I don’t give a damn what to drink!                                       
 5. You go home, go up to your apartment and see that
 there is a bottle of champagne near your door. What will you do
 bark?                                                          
 a) I'll move it to the next door.                            
 b) I'll take it home, put it in the refrigerator, and drink it on some
 holiday                                                       
 c) I'll take it home and drink it.                                       
 d) I'll take it home, have a drink, go get some vodka and catch up.            
 6. Imagine the picture: you are sitting at the table and
 there are two glasses, one contains beer and the other contains vodka. Your actions
 Via:                                                           
 a) I'll sit, look and go to sleep.                             
 b) I'll drink beer and go to bed.                                   
 c) I'll drink vodka and go to bed.                                  
 d) I'll drink vodka, then beer, then go to the store for vodka,
 I’ll drink it and crawl to sleep.                                      
 7. How often do you drink?                                         
 a) I don’t drink at all.                                              
 b) On holidays.                                              
 c) Once a week.                                             
 D) I’ll drink as it happens!                                        
 8. When was the last time you got drunk?                          
 a) It was a very long time ago and I don’t remember anymore.                      
 b) On the New Year.                                                
 c) Three days ago, I still can’t leave.                   
 d) Yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, etc.                      
 9. Your mother prepared food for you, you came to the kitchen and she suggested
 Let you have a glass of wine for your appetite. Your actions:      
 a) Say: I'm already hungry.                                  
 b) Say: Better later.                                       
 c) Say: Well, pour it!                                       
 d) Tell: Why one? Bubble come on!                       
 10. Ka friend came home to you with a glass of beer and offered you an opportunity to...
 drink with him, they say he won’t drink that much. What will you do?    
 a) I'll send it somewhere further.                                   
 b) I'll drink a bottle.                                            
 c) I'll take half the eggs and put them in the refrigerator, saying I'll drink them later.
 d) I'll try to drink as much as possible.                         
                                                                
  Answer (a) - 4 points, (b) - 3 points, (c) - 2 points, (d) - 1 point. 
                                                                
 Let's check:                                                     
 From 40 to 35:  Yes, you are both a teetotaler and an ulcer, you might not
  check.                                                    
 From 35 to 25:  Yes, sometimes wine is useful but not in large quantities
  Twah, the main thing is to know when to stop.                                     
 From 25 to 15:  In my opinion, it’s difficult for you to stop drinking, you need to stop drinking
  lu willwork out.                                         
 From 15 to 10:  Fuck when you quit, drunk!                     
                                                               
 R.S. The next test will be called: Can you throw a draw?
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