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| Ministry of Punk Education of the Russian Federation. + + 2003 | | M P |
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Once I went to Chapai and by the smell I realized that there was
ee Romka-Harueb. I immediately realized that they were already ready, because
There was alsoa healthy stage fume.
After a while, Chapai passed out fucking and I realized that I had to
I wish I could go home. That’s where it all started...
Romka probably fucked pretty hard, because all the timefell the fuck out
andalmostI almost broke everything. Then Romka got stuck between thetable and the tabu-
retka. He couldn’t get out for a long time until I moved the stool-
ku. I started watching him for fun and started smoking.
Then Harueb went out into the corridor and began climb onto the mezzanine, but he
it was very low, so Romka took the stool. How he stood on it
I don’t know how he climbed, but I saw how he got off her.
I asked him what he needed there, to which I received the answer:I need
counter! What the fuck is the counter?! Romka couldn’t answer yes to this
soberly...
Then the drunk climbed into the Chapaevsky refrigerator. He was very lucky,
that Chapai fucking passed out, because Chapai had a table leg as
always, ready...
The refrigeratorwas empty.So Romka climbed into the freezer...
And there was a lot of things there! Harueb took frozen minced meat. I realized that
If I don’t take him out now, then theft will happen
sizes. I got ready to leave, as did Harueb. We went out into the entrance, there
Romkin was standing big withthree eights on the wheel. I told him
so that he would give me a bike and not fuck him drunk, but Romka
I firmly decided to go.
The bicycle was standing between the first and second floors and it had to be
lower down. Roma took the bikeand... fucked with it
down! No, well, he honestly walked three steps, which was confirmed by
gray chapaya, who went out to smoke.
The roar spread throughout the entire entrance. At the very bottom, when Romka again
ended up on top of the bicyclehis hand, clutching a bag of minced meat,
unclenched, and a piece of frozen meat hit someone's door -
her apartments. Immediately a frightened mug looked out from there and illuminated
Is everyone really alive?
Romawas moaning downstairs, and I couldn’t say anything from laughing. Then I
Still, he picked up Romka and the bicycle and once again offered to not fuck her.
go ahead and give me the bike!Harueb sent me. We had a little fun in the yard and Ilike went to
stop.
The trolleybus didn’t come and then it passed by the stop. I
began to observe. Besides me, twenty people were watching her. U not
in vain! He fucked up next to the tolleybuses that stand in a circle
and they don’t want to go anywhere, and decided to sleep!
Roma was not allowed to sleep by the trawler, who decided to go. Roma, a little weather
I got up and went very badly.
I wanted to jump into the truck and leave, but it occurred to me
So, since I’m sober and I don’t have anything to do, then why shouldn’t I
not walk behind him and watch, and then ALL PACCKA3ATb. U don't
Well, I decided so, because the bark didn’t run out any further.
Roma drove very slowly along a very frequent and steep sinusoid
e.So I calmly caught up with himon foot and settled down at a distance.
ma saw headlights ahead. There was also light behind. Harueb was very
he took a shit and wanted to pull over to the side of the road, but he couldn’tsucceeded. E
th gladly accepted the dense bushes, a crack was heardand after a second
everything went quiet. And I began to wait... But my patience is not jelly
it's hot, so after waiting TEN MUHYT, I couldn't stand it and went
It was dark in the bushes, I couldn’t see anything. Peering into the darkness I
I noticedthe shineof Romkin's glasses.Harueb was sleeping.
In theory, I should have taken a bike and fucked off, but I woke up
he thawedallto freedom.
After that, I simply took Roman to his woman and went home.
A Romka still fucked up his bike somewhere, broke the windows in the house,
I crushed the car to some chukhan, in general it was normal to walk around like that.
.hello.
R.S. After this trick, I decided to give Roma a nickname: MARCH!
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