Car theft - Pasha is a schmuck!

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   | Abtoyroh + +  Author: Chapai  +--+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education R.F. + + 2003 | | M P |
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 Chapter I: How Chapai stole a car.               
Pasha came to see me one day and said that 'Volga' is already 5
 days it would take to take it apart and sort it out a little. Stupidly I
 agreed and we went. They tookHarueba, opened the car with a screwdriver,
 drove her into the darkness, tied her upcar theft and on 'Pobeda'thaw-
 or into the wilderness. Pasha the Fool took his 'Victory' and threw it in
 They pulled out a very deep hole using a Kamaz. Let's mix it up a little
 they took it, called a taxi and drove the Volga to another remote place,
 there we disassembled it completely and went home. On to the next
 the next day we decided to go there again and remove the wheels. We went and
 the wheels were removed.                                                  
                                                                
 Chapter II: How Chapai sewed the business.                 
                                                                
 A couple of days have passed.                                        
 At 12 o'clock at night Pashka comes to see me, let's go, they say, can you help me?
 unload the engine. Well, I got dressed, went out and saw a car standing there and
there are three peppers. One tells me:                            
 - Now let's go and unload the engine, and in one explanatory note
 you write.                                                         
 - Yes? Okay, let's go. - I answered.                            
 It turned outthat the cops came to Pasha and said that someone had vi-
 it happened that he melted this Volga on the Pobeda, well, he sold everything to them -
 goat I wrote everything to them and we went home. Next time
 the day I found Harueba and told him everything, and for one thing I took him to
 mentovka so that he would also write an explanatory one. Then came
 Pasha called his lawyer. A short story from Pasha’s words:
 - Well, you see, here two guys stole a car, well, I was there too
 involved, well, it was I who asked them to hijack.                         
 Vobyuem Pasha shot himself with a lawyer to meet near the cop,
 the lawyer said that we would drop the case. After that I won't plow at all
 saw.