Fuck it - some kind of bullshit.

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 |Ministry of Punk Education R.F. + + 2003 |  | M P |
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 A 3HAETE LU YOU, WHAT..?                           
Beautiful - this is a well-made-up scary one.                 
Japanese - this is a well-forged Chinese one.                    
Rotten - this is a well-hidden fresh one.                        
 Drunk - this is a well-behaved sober one.                       
 Sober - is a well-slept drunk.                      
Your own - is well-stolen someone else's.                             
 Funny - this is a well-vulgarized serious one.                      
Sharp - is a well-sharpened dull one.                           
Intestinal - this is a well-digested gastric.                  
 Udean - this is a well-circumcised male.                      
Left - is a well-inverted right.                        
Draft -this is a well-diluted bottle.                
 Russian - this is well privatizedSoviet.            
Soviet - this is a well-known champagne.                   
Punks - these are well-fed gopniks.                           
Gopniks - these are good escapees from a mental hospital.                    
Pentium - is a well-made-up Spectrum.                  
Spectrum - is a well-converted refrigerator.