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|The Adventures of Kirill + + Author: Kirill. +--+
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| Ministry of Punk Education of the Russian Federation. + + 2003 | | M P |
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How Kirill and Cousteau were drunk.
I went to Pasha’s house and invited Pashka to the bar. We took it there
Zyr vodyary, mineral water and a couple of salads. After drinking everything
this, and having devoured, we rushed to the park to pick up the chicks.When we entered
park it turned out that we only had 7 rubles. 'Not enough' - I thoughtKirill, but the alcohol was making itself felt. Still, we decided to go through
through the park and, oddly enough, we met two dudes.
Cousteau, like a normal guy, approached the dudes with a request:
- Guys, is there a Charvonite?
Answer:
- Get the fuck out of here, we don't have a damn!!!
Kirill, without losing his balance, approached the lads and said:
- Guys, you don't have to get fucked, the park is ours!
Afterwards, Kirill explained to them WHAT:
- My friend is drunk, and I can’t say anything either.
Kirill, like a normal guy, having had some fun with the lads, persuaded his brother
you need to go get... alcohol, you'll think just a letter
thought Kirill. Having gone crazy, Kirill, having gotten away from there with Cousteau,
they fucked...WOMEN,who are 30 years old. Further it is difficult to remember
thread,kisses, hickeys...
Still, Pashka took the comrade home. Having placed it near
doors and calling, Kirill got fucked.
That was the story, but! Is this what you think is all? A FUCK!
Citizen Kirill, having sent Pashka, went down to the floor below. But
Having heard that there was a dismantling there, he, unable to contain himself, poured alcohol -
Tel to Pashka.
Comrade Cousteau was FUCKED from behind the entrance door. Accidentally
melting slipperssobered up Kirill a little, hitting him in the head
ve.
Next, Cousteau climbed into the house, and his friend Kirill gave a fuck about the house!!
Hello Hactehbke, who does not read this newspaper,
Cousteau, for moral slop, Sid and Bamboo from Chernenkogo, and
to all those whom I managed to tell to fuck off!
Ldir:
what the fuck, Hactehbke?! U why doesn’t she read Last?!!
U where is hello to me and Chapay?!!! You're completely crazy, Kirill!
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