Test - Which one of you is a punk?

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 |Ministry of Punk Education R.F. + + 2003 |  | M P |
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Which one of you is a PUNK?                          
 1. What does the word 'Uroquois' mean?                                
 a) This is what is currently on my head.               
 b) This is the name of a hairstyle, Indian tribe and American
 helicopter.                                                     
c) This is probably the driving style.                                
 d) I have no idea.                                            
 2. What do you usually write in entrances, trolleybuses, etc.       
 a) I'm a punk, I want anarchy, bitch!                                
 b) PUNKS NOT DEAD!                                             
 c) There was...                                                
 d) Why the hell spoil the walls?                                        
 3. What do your friends call you?                                    
 a) Punk stinks.                                               
 b) Chapai.                                                      
 c) By name.                                                   
 d) I have no friends.                                          
 4. What do you do in your free time?                       
 a) Listening to 'Purgen'                                             
 b) I jerk off, jerk off my dick, I look at magazines and jerk off my dick, yes, I
 I do it!                                                     
 c) I'm watching TV.                                               
 d) I'm sitting in the kitchen and looking out the window.                              
 5. You have a free day, what will you do?             
 a) I'll call the punks and women, let them come drink.             
 b) I'll drink beer and watch TV.                            
 c) I will eat and sleep.                                          
 d) I will definitely read books.                             
 6. How often do you drink?                                         
 a) HowIt will be, so I’ll drink it!                                       
 b) You can afford it once a week.                        
 c) On holidays.                                              
 d) I'm not a drinker!                                                 
 7. What is your purpose in life?                                     
 a) AHARCHUYA!                                                    
 b) Take the monument to F. E. Dzerzhinsky and break through the wall with his head
 building of the FSB, so that they would understand that they need to do business, not bullshit.
 her, otherwise next time the Chechens will capture not Nord-Ost, but
 building on Lubyanka.                                             
 c) Plant a tree, make a child, etc.                    
 d) What is its purpose, no fucking clue!                                 
 8. What do you think about the Russian anthem?                              
 a) good anthem, but the words are crap, andI would like it to be pe-
 or all sorts of Nazarbayevs with the Kuchmas in the mornings at the formation in Magada-
 nsky region.                                                    
 b) Change as soon as possible.                                   
 c) Come on, a normal anthem.                                  
 d) Do we have a national anthem?                                     
 9. Which television programs do you like best?  
 a) I love watching Ninja Turtles in a drunken stupor. We are not afraid
 new bugs, super ninja turtles.                            
 b) I love movies.                                           
 c) Outlaw.                                                 
 d) Teletubbies.                                                 
 10.What do you usually drink?                                  
 a) I recently cut through my washing machine.                         
 b) What you can drink.                                      
 c) Nothing.                                                     
 d) I don't drink.                                                   
 Let's summarize: a) - 3 points. b) - 2 points. c) - 1 point. g) -
 0 points.                                                      
 0-8 points - Shit! You won't make a punk. For now you need
 Moms suck tits.                                           
 9-15 points - You are an ordinary kid who walks the streets a lot
 and they simply call them: Gopniks. But Gopniks can also become punks
 mi.                                                            
 16-22 points - Normal kid!                             
 23-30 points - You are the real punk! I might not even read it
 this test.