Questions to LDIR - I won’t give you a vagina!

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   | Questions for LDIR?   + + Author: Chapai, Grobovyuk +-+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2003 |   | M P |
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 1. LDIR when you took off the woman (crocodile), how much did you drink?    | 
 ldir: I didn’t take pictures of women, I didn’t fuck crocodiles.                       | 
 2. Favorite pose.                                             ++
 ldir: ass on the chair, hands on the keyboard, thoughts about the Amiga.               |
 3. How do you cum faster with a woman or manually?                |
 ldir: manually, of course, thinking about the woman...  |
 4. Slav, when will you buy me a vagina?                 |
 ldir: I'm sorry, Vityai, but they don't sell vaginas for children's sizes...  |
 5. Where do you have photos of naked girls?     |
 ldir: by the way, in the second box with floppy disks, on the left.              |
 6. Slavik, explain more precisely where you work, in printing or in |
 pornography?                                                  |
 ldir: I work in, like, graphics, but I do pure writing!      |
 7. Do you want pussy? (if not, why not?).                       |
ldir: only Nadkina!!!!                                    |
 8. Give me the right half-ass!                                   |
 ldir: fuck! Is your left egg not enough?                       |
 9. Who cut off your belly button?                                    |
 ldir: I'll better answer the next one...  |
 10. When you were studying, they gave you straight A's for being generous- |
bay or for yourview?                                      |
 ldir: who said they gave A's? They put cola for huepi- |
 knowledge, majority, fuck the message.                               |
 11. Valdyr, if you bend over, you will still feel the feeling |
 to pretend to be a virgin?                                    |
 ldir: I'm a virgin, but you're Grobovyuk, fucking crazy.             |
 12. Ldir, explain to the people why you 'I'll accept' smoke.      |
 ldir: again, what are the punks asking? I haven't smoked for a long time - tower  |
 blows away a lot.                                                |
 13. Slav, why didn't you celebrate the release of the first issue of Last 128, |
is this really such grief for you?                              |
 ldir: Come on, you've fucked up MARKING EVERYTHING.                           |
 14. Here Groboviyik decided toaccordion sell, don't you need it?          |
 ldir:depending on which....  |
 15.Do YOU ​​respect me?                                         | ldir: Naliwaj!                                                |
 16. LDIR, you fagot! Re-read her five races!                 |
 ldir: Come on, you fucking bitch, re-read and fuck off!                 |
 17.Which store do you buy cartridges for'Dandy'?          |
 ldir: only from the official distributor.                    |
 18. BHUMAHUE! Super promotion. Carrots wholesale! Turn to Mi-  |
 to the Ministry of Punk Education!                                  |
 ldir: no words...  |
 19. What toilet paper do you use (brand)?            |
 ldir: Sortir Paper 3200 meters in 1.  |
 20.What a cliquewas it at your school?                        |
 ldir: Gogi and Slyuntyai.