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| Bandit Parable, or The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish |
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|Ministry of Punk Education + + 2003 | | M P |
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In short, one grandfather lived with his woman near a stinking river. Well
and this grandfather was fishing in the river, and Babiya was free in her hut.
ke and plansmoked. Well, grandfather got ready forfishing, took dynamics
and went to the river. He threw dynamite into the river, boom, and surfaced there
the boot is full of holes,hey, fucked up, bang, no fucking way nothing came up,
Well, the fuck is clear where the fuck is the fish from.The third race fucked up, boom, and
here comes upa semi-live fish,fools are lucky,well, fish-
ka came to her senses a little and started to rant: 'You're a grandfather with your problem
I'm already fucked, in short, let me go and I'll be your wish
I'll do it'. And the grandfather got caught in short, says fuck off
Fuck you, I don’t need your wishes, well, the fish is a little fucked-
Vala and got fucked by my grandfather. Grandfather returned homeand there...
an old woman sits on the floor and sulks at chess.The old woman noticed her grandfather
and began to vilify him: 'You fucking old fart brought me
fish on a ram? '. Grandfather turned all red, then turned pale, then
turned pink, then told his story. Grandma from this story
I completely lost my mind and went and went to piss off my grandfather: 'Yes, you really are
Are you fucking crazy? We havethere's a hole in the bathtub, go fucking ask the fish
new bathtub (with NO holes AT ALL!)'. Fucking grandfather turned pale again and
I was a bitch, I was a bitch about the fish. He approached the river and let's
yell: 'Get out, you fucking brute, otherwise I'll throw dynamite again! '.You-
a fish climbed up and asked: 'Why do you need that old one? '. Grandfather in short
I told her everything, the fish says that you will come home and everything will be there
fuck yourself. Grandfather was late home, comes, and there's fucking...an old woman in
He's lying in the bathtub and has a colitis. The old woman saw her grandfather and started yelling:
'Damn you for being such a bastard, the fish should have had a new home
ask, fuck off to the river again! '. Grandfather turned pale as always and
fucked up. He came, yelled, asked the fish for a home, came backa
damn there... there is a house, an old woman sits on the porch and plays solitaire
getting along. Before the grandfather had time to approach, the old woman was already yelling: 'Where the fuck are you going?
you go asshole, fuck yourself, ask the fish for a cottage and make it the biggest one
was! '. And my grandfather’s legs already hurt, damn he’s tired of walking, but
did not answer the old woman andfucked up, fucked up. Like this again
same story, he came, asked, came backand then damn... the cottage is standing
and the old one is sitting on her cell phone playing Tetris. I saw my grandfather and again
yell: 'Let's fuck off to the river again, I fucking want to be the mayor of the city
and what if the fish were my shokha! '. Here, damn, grandfather couldn’t restrain himself and
how I lost my shit: 'You're an old nut, let me piss! '. I went
Grandfather, pissed, smoked some weed, took an ax and hacked the fucking grandmother to death!
Now he lives like a fuck, and fuck the fish in the black sea
I was playing around. That's the end of the fairy tale, and whoever read it is WELL DONE.
Р.S. If anyone wants to kill grandpa, write me and I’ll give you the address!
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