Black - the adventures of Chapai.

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   |  The Adventures of Chapai or + ---------------+----------+      
   |how difficult it is to be Chapai II  +  Author: Chapai  +--+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2003 |   | M P |
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 Bukhnya I: Chernenkoe                     
U here again came May 1,and again people got ready to go on a hike.
 Only I decided to go to this race with my friend Pasha
 on hissuper 'Zaporozhets'.Taking Groboviyik and her several fucking
 kov, having purchased alcohol and food, wewent. Almost there
 to the place our Constipation got stuck in a large puddle and a little
 drank. With both efforts, we pulled it onto the road and drained the water.
But then a little later a guy named SPO- came up to us
 HCOP and explained that we were a little lost and showed the way. Before
 We arrived at Chernenkoy normally. They broke the tent, lit the fire
 ter, turned on 'Rus', got fucked up. One joined us
woman,having given her alcohol to drink, Pasha decided to have a little fucking, holding her back
 in a blanket and undressing, and of course having fucked Pasha made a speech:       
 - Well, now give it to my friends!!!                          
 Having broken down a little she agreed and I jumped on her. Poe-
 Having had a great time, or rather half the night, I fell asleep. Groboviuik or something
 she didn’t give him his nameHarueby, well, that’s right, let your Olya
 fucks! In the morning Pasha told me that our woman went out at night
piss naked and accidentally mixed up the blanket from the neighboring blanket
 you could hear: - Eh, where are you going, this is not your tent, yours is further!        
 Of course the guys shouldn't have kicked her out, I would have let her in and fucked her off. More
 It wasn’t particularly funny, except that on the 2nd the woman
 she went to Ryazan with us and I farted her for 2 days. Of course
 she turned out to be very malicious,I'm already a year ahead
 dabbled. Actually, that's all for now.                            
 Bukhnya II: Detoxification center.                 
 It's called Chapai went to get a haircut. Shaved his mohawk and re-
 I sewed to wash my hair. I washed myself to such an extent that in the bar
 vomited. Of course, the cops took me away. They put me in a goat
 There are just two peppers and one of them even had a water bubble, up to -
 horn in the cop we drained it and began to sing songs.
 The peppers' ride was taken away, and I was left alone. The cops looked at me
 said:                                                       
 - No, we don’t need such “Roosters”! Take it to MOGES.            
 They took me to a medical sobering station. Divide topanties and
 put to bed. I met the lads there. When you already have us
 let us in, we decided to go drink, we got drunk like pigs, I
 they put us in a taxi, paid the money and sent us home. That's all
 It was on the 7th, and on the 8th Black AGAIN!                      
 Bukhnya III: Chernenkoe II.                
 My lads and I washed a bobble, for this race we took a subwoofer and co-
 Surely Mafon Rus, we connected everything to the battery and drove off. Not
 Having reached Chernenkoye, we forgot the road through the forest, looked for
 Chera. Upon arrival, we set up a tent2.5 by 2.5 meters,and on
 3 of them, lit a fire and got fucked up. We bought for this race
 there was a lot of grub, there was even smoked meat. In short, he was jealous of us
 everything is Black. There were few jokes in this race, except that I was be-
 gala in the morning with a guitar that I can’t play at all and screamed
 songs like: +----------------------+  
The wind blew into my ass at the back, | BHUMAHUE who wants and |  
 Torn like cattle,,, | can render on- |  
 FUCK!!!                         | my in creation and |  
Uli are: | release of LAST call- |  
 You are my Zhigulevskoe beer, | nite Chapayu, by tele- |  
You are my Russian beer, | background: 0912 76-07-36. |  
 You are my half-liter beer, +----------------------+  
 You are my unfinished beer.                                    
 We had a great time hanging out. These bastards are more accurate Harueb and Pasha
 they left me to the mercy of fate and fucked off to Ryazan. I'm some-
 for some time she lived there withpunksand somewhere numbers 11th only
 returned to Ryazan. Actually this is how the Ryazan people rest
 guys.Bye bye.