Nonsense - rules for sowing LDIR's hut.

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   |Rules for sowing LDIR's hut + +  Author: LDIR  |
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2002 |   | M P |
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 0. The main thing you need to understand for yourself is: do you really need to go
  ty "There"? As a rule, having stayed at home, many later find
  this is a very good idea...                                  
 1. Leave your clothes to everyone who comes here (read: crawling, flying,
  sneaking through a balcony, etc.)                    
 2. You should not try to give outboots (boots, shoes,...) for home
  slippers!                                                      
 3. If LDIR, meeting you at the door, looks thoughtfully into the ceiling,
  lok means:                                                   
 and the ceiling is about to collapse                                     
 b. for some reason, right at this moment, LDIR was thinking about the meaning
  scrap of life                                                     
 before your arrival, he drank beer alone and now he is tormented by co-
  news                                                         
 worked in Assembly language and is in deep prostration      
 d. really wants to send you                                     
 In this case, you should:                                        
 a. try to seduce:                                       
 a1.beer (for males)                           
 a2.by (for females)                           
 b. (if the first point did not produce results) It’s worth trying
  sneak into the room, promising to come with beer next time
  (for...)or just come.                                   
c. try to get in "for free" (in this case it is possible
  we have inappropriate reactions or obscene language from the owner)    
 4. You were clearly not expected if:                                     
 a. after your arrival LDIR with the missing expression is false -
  go to sleep.                                                     
 b. always looks at you strangely, slightly opening his eyes
  door.                                                        
c. When you wake up, you can’t understand where you are                
 5.  Having noticed a female face in the room, do not be surprised if,
  Looking up, you will see the back of the man’s head on the ceiling.               
 6. Before leaving, it is still advisable to put on CBOU boots (ankle boots,
  shoes... etc.), and also give away silver spoons and forks,
  tea lying around in your pockets.                          
 7. I hope that next time you will think twice before making
  go to LDIR...