How to tame a rat - Chapai's nonsense.

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   | How to tame... a rat! + +  Author: Chapai  +--+   
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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2002 |   | M P |
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 Well, it’s clear that first you need to catch her! Then there arises
 another question: WHERE?The question is very clear and I’ll tell you about it now
 I'll tell you.                                                      
   To begin with, you will need a tool (but not labor!), you may like
 go with almost anything :), for examplea butterfly net(this is if
 you are going to run after her) orbird feeder, girls
 They regularly userolling pins (hee hee hee (sarcastically)). If you have already found
 a weapon for enslaving rats, then I think you will be interested to know
 where these animals hang out, just don't hit them! DO NOT HIT! OH FUCK!
 YES, I WILL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING! We love these creatures,NOT YOU!
 hang out in basements, attics, and in various establishments like
 'Uncle Vova's Diner', and some other authorities. What are you
 Already armed? ThenGO! U HU STEP BACK! I wrote down something
 was busy! Yes, I forgot to warn you that these creatures are heading towards the gangway.
 only at night, so it would be best for you to put some kind of
 be a trap (so that you yourself don’t get involved). Continued
 bench press So you come in the morning and see what’s in your trap
 (for a slave) a dude is sitting (or a dude) and reading a newspaper (joke),
 and don’t even think about opening your establishment right away, much less a la-
 put your hands there, because these boors, or rather boors, can bite you
 sit forprotruding organs of your body (sad!). Further on-
 before carefully taking your slave (I recently coined this word-
 small) and bring it out into the light, who knows, maybe it’s not a rat at all, but...
skunk!, well, if it still looks like a rat then you should look
 is it a dude or a dude :) but not in front of people, otherwisefor a bestiality
 They will accept it :))). So, you have a rat (well, what the hell!)
 All that remains is to tame her (this is the most important thing). Tame mo-
 There are different ways and now I will tell you some of them.
 First method:  in about a week release her (him) on a friend -
 (friend) if he doesn’t bite you, then fuck it! II method: pis-
 hit her every day on the hump and shout: 'Get up, you bastard, otherwise
 I won't let you eat!'.III way: scare her very much with the stool
 taya.IVth method:feed her very much so that she cannot-
let's move and pick her up.Vth method: don't fuck her
 hand and fry, pour mayonnaise andeat. There are so many different ones
 ways, but it’s impossible to list everything, and I’ll just advise you to buy
 this fucking rat and don’t torture yourself and those around you!