Let's trample - Clipping from the newspaper "Local Untruth".

                                          
 CUTS (Cuttings).              
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 Clipping from the newspaper "Local Untruth".   
 The author of the article is Professor Knowing Nothing - 
 Nanny D.K. (Don't Know):                  
                                          
 < "Satanists, Spectrumists and       
         other fanatical sects."      
                                          
                  
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                          
  ...Now let's talk ospektrumists.  
 Formally, the object of fanatical worship  
 niya (SPECTRUM 48-...kb) is considered almost  
 to the deceased (to the joy of Microsoft and him      
 similar companies). However, I, as a journalist 
 nalist and professor belonging to the nor- 
 small people (as well as users   
PC), found out through unofficial channels      
 terrible thing: Secret program standard-  
 tization of consciousness in Russia does not work 
 to the end - THE GHOST OF THE SPECTRUM IS STILL WALKING  
 CTPAHE software. Flashes of its activity are observed 
 are given throughout Russia (especially in Pete-  
 re, Moscow and other large cities). They   
 are recorded as bursts of biofields, flowing 
 kov in the information and logos (occasionally in    
 astral plane), emotionally charged phrases 
 in FIDO and INTERNET. As you can see, even   
 peaceful PC'er is not immune from meeting 
 with a follower of the cult of worship of a certain 
 to the deity (very bouhctbehhomy).          
   Spirit of the Holy Spectrum ("Encyclopedia   
 nothing, but big", volume # 1028ЗFDEЗA,    
 p.0) - so, it turns out it follows    
 name in a non-standard form.          
Hoscary stories about this spirit      
 turned out to be true. Creepy for us, PC-   
users and normal GAMERS, LAMERs,  
 is true. OH REALLY EXISTS! About this  
 secret documents from   
 archive Microsoft, CIA, FSB, other major 
 companies and intelligence agencies. My wide ones    
 connections have opened up access to some of those  
 documents.                              
   So, completely killSpectrum ne successfully 
 moose                                    
   But this is not enough, and the truth is even more      
 terrible: there are rumors that some  
 adherents of the cult Spectrum commit      
 mysterious rites in which coc-   
 suffering from fanaticism (less often - actual 
 d) intoxication enters directly  
 significant contact with the deity. Dear PC-   
users, BE Aware of such people, not bcty-  
 join them in a dispute to defend the homeland -   
 platforms based on those dear to our hearts  
 processors PENTIUM. Otherwise youyou're taking risks   
 seriously suffer. Tested.           
   That's all I managed to find out from   
 unofficial channels. I knew that the Spirit   
 alive, and that muctu is supported with him   
 ical connection. But this is still subject to comhe- 
 niya, but I knew about the deity and  
 even less.                             
   However, certain baggage is known  
 I already had one, and I decided to go to   
 sect, establish contact with its members,  
 to convey to you the whole truth about her and  
 expose her very self before your eyes  
 the benefit of ourPC'stic society.  
 And may our great prayer be glorified  
 Naya, but happy andSTUPID-USER'    
an empire with vast expanses of giga-   
 bytes and hordes of defeated viruses.  
   So, let's go.                          
                                          
     Professor Knowing but not remembering D.K. > 
                                          
                                          
 Clipping from a non-existent cult magazine 
 Spectrum "ZX-FILES".                    
 Author RULEZ CHEVER.                     
 Category "Pussy chronicle":                                          
 < Let's start with a list of spellings, like  
 always. Here they are:                         
   ...> First names and last names are omitted.       
 <...Shame, comrades. Also, very sorry 
 that he left us...>                     
 <...Fresh message: he left us...>    
 <...I changed my religion and now I'm a heretic...> 
 <...We won’t be counted today and...>       
 <...Here is another ,,,>          
 <...so that he is  and now  
 this...>                                
 <...How many of them are there, huh?  @#$%&'()!!!     
 Well, that's right, smart people are not included in the list 
 fall.                                  
   Our column will continue as wsеda,     
 PC-NEWS:                                
 * An unpleasant incident occurred in New York 
 incident: three friends - beginners      
    programmers by running TURBO-PASCAL, 
 racked our brains and strained our brains over    
    program for constructing a circle from   
    "$" icons. Mental efforts and intensification 
    The number of enthusiastic students is over 
    by the fact that their heads explode simultaneously  
    foxed The explosion was so powerful that 
    pieces of their heads scattered all over   
    city and evenflew out of bounds 
    (This is a record flying range   
    nporpamuctckux brains. Previous re- 
    the cord was fixed in Ottabe (Canada) 
    yes) and was 1.5 times smaller than the American 
    sky). There is information that one piece 
    reached Philadelphia (we are not inclined to believe 
    hate such exaggeration, although a piece 
    could belong to the most miner  
    but the thinking victim) and when you fall, 
    burned a hole in the asphalt road.        
                                          
                  
                  
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
                                          
      But it’s not the explosion itself that’s scary, but its aftermath. 
    consequences. After the incident the city  
    some roads turned out to be covered with brain- 
    howl baby, and overly enterprising 
    the Americans immediately used it in commercial 
    commercialpurposes: collected and handed over to    
    supermarkets and public places   
    food (bars, cafes, restaurants, etc.) 
    The remains went to feed the pigeons, which  
    Some subsequently became very dull.      
      The investigation initiated into the fact  
    I didn't get a single crumb.               
      A gullible townspeople together co     
    tasty dish in their opinion, get-  
    is there a virus that affects the brain?  
 activity. With mental notyrax, 
    swept the city, another explosion exploded   
    several PC programmers.           
      OFICIALbHOE APPEAL to the readers:  
    pass it on to your PC-users so that   
    they did not eat in the near future humans  
    human brain,finely chopped and      
    appetizing-smelling in some form 
    preparations. Otherwise, fatality is possible. 
    ny outcome.                            
      About all facts of explosions or detection 
    please, brain-busting baby, please immediately  
    Please inform the editors. We'll be glad   
    gloat.                     
                                          
                                          
  * We have a joyful, but surprising     
    strange addition: professor...     
    what's his name?..Fully buggy?  
    No, not that... Well, okay, let's call him 
    NEW. The joy, alas, did not last long     
    (although three bottles have already been drunk) 
 whether): this buggy NEW turned out to be      
    LAMER 100%, if not more.     
    Having found out his dark past (Pisyuk-   
    you bastard, he passed himself off as ours), I   
    slightly indignant (I hope the neighbors 
    home will someday forgive me).      
    This guy, what's his name, drunkenly started talking about ka-   
    some sects, about rituals. Well, here I am   
    started to get a little nervous and decided to...  
    to be able to perform his ritual for the poor fellow...   
    Well, I say I got excited, so...    
    feather? I pushed him into the toilet with observance  
    denition of all religious traditions - firm- 
    a regular kick hit him in one, in   
    one more, third... I won’t continue 
    press... And he is from the toilet (the toilet was   
    wooden and was located on the street) on-  
    began to demand cultism and fanaticism  
    ma, but I endured. Then he sang a song 
"Glory be to the eternal Windows",but  
    and it didn’t penetrate me (and not like that     
    heard), then compared us to some 
 a sect of self-burners (we turned out to be    
    incapable of arson). So what?     
    But I can’t forgive the attack on Speccy  
    could andсовершил обряд, требуемый им:  
    поджег туалет...                      
                                          
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                                          
      До того момента я и подумать не     
    мог, что унитаз может выполнять       
    транспортныеfunctions. BI'll know.     
    It's a pity the toilet, even though it was wooden,   
    new, but with a toilet and waste pipe.  
    Who will build it again?              
                                          
                                          
  * The other day that same professor announced  
    us sectarians and proved that      
 Speccy is still alive. We appear to be re- 
    ligious fanatics, arsonists   
    tions, astral-mentally and not yet     
    you will figure out which installers are undermining  
    bridges with the world of the dead micro-   
    schemes Etc. I hope no one tells him    
    believed...>                           
                                          
                                          
Cutting from the newspaper "Sacrifices of the Offering"    
 Authors of notes: A.A. Troupov. and             
   Its analyzer B.B.          
 (the issue came out a couple of months after    
 "ZX-FILES"):                             
                                          
 < "Post-crime chronicle"           
                                          
 -Put in mental health last month  
   atric hospital professor and can-   
   didat everyonesciences (i.e. a candidate for this  
   title) Knowing but not remembering ckoponoc-  
   quietly exploded in his room, approx. 
   using all my mental efforts to     
   listing all the dangers coming   
   from the so-called "Spectrumis sect"   
   Comrade". As it turned out, "brain crumbs"  
   "ki" even penetrated into medical institutions -  
   tion. Comrades, be careful!       
                                          
 - The investigator also died from an explosion of the head   
   in the case of a journalist from the magazine "ZX-FILES"  
   RULEZ CHEVER. Ball evidence of intentional   
   nom arson of the toilet and the    
   they were there as needed   
   covered with brain matter, this   
   once surprisingly wet. Now they    
 cannot be restored. RULEZ you  
   released from the pre-trial detention center under   
   subscription about not incinerating platforms    
   new wars. The former journalist got drunk and    
   no longer thinks about any wars.>   
                                          
                                          
 Unofficial information.                
                                          
Clip from the group's secret report     
 Non-disclosure and Computer ControlCIA (USA):                               
                                          
 <...All documents confirming the    
  the presence of the platform ZX-SPECTRUM on    
  level 000 destroyed.                  
   All approved programs are relative 
  but fighting with the platform ZX-SPECTRUM      
 transferred to the group leader for storage      
  Non-disclosures, and copies thereof - to the leader      
  QC groups personally under the highest responsibility  
  for non-disclosure, and will be stored    
 thread in the main headquarters of the CIA in personal     
  containers of group leaders in underground   
  bunkers.                               
   All information leaks have been eliminated.       
   The task is completed 100%.>            
                                          
 From the report of the Information Distribution group  
 Microsoft news                          
                                          
 <...Bo all state intelligence services  
  measures were taken to destroy documents  
  Comrade about Cpectrum. In Russia such measures   
  not carried out. Today Russia is   
  It is the lair of Spectrumists. Ohowever, theirthe number decreases and soon they stop  
  chickpeas interfere with the implementation of the project...     
                                          
  ...Good news: our intelligence    
  body program OutBrain (Brain hapy- 
  zhu) brought good results:        
  The many victims indicate that    
  Russia is being absorbed by our influence and     
now no one can resist us.  
                                          
   Unfortunately, most of the employees 
Microsoft has already moved on to another world, but  
  The stock of the brain bank has been greatly replenished..> 
                                          
                                          
 Extra NEWS (USA). Disinformation campaign 
 Zeta from Microsoft.                 
                                          
 <...Yesterday someone broke into the brain bank.   
  As a result of such penetration, the brains 
  disappeared. At the crime scene it was discovered  
  wife saliva with a very strange composition.  
  Its examination is now underway. They say oh- 
  pahhuk loved to eat dishes from    
  brain and cream cakes. Consequence    
  believes that he was the one who ate the whole brain  
  Microsoft...> Clippings from almost all newspapers:            
                                          
 <...The head explosions continue...>        
   (Other presentation options are possible) 
                                          
                                          
 Newspaper "Sam So" (Russia),            
 heading "Peace News":                
                                          
 <  Main news of the week:          
 a powerful explosion thundered in the USA,   
  roared from the face of the Earth such the largest    
  cities like Boston, New York, Philadelphia  
  fiya. According to experts, the epicenter 
  was in Etpire State Building in     
  New York (there was a press conference)   
  rentsiya, where Bill G. is president  
  company Microsoft - had to answer   
  to answer questions from journalists).           
    In the USA, mourning has been declared in connection with the tra-   
  hediy. Investigation into the causes of the explosion     
  has already given some results. Counts- 
  Xia that the reason could be the most powerful  
explosion of some professor's head,  
  present atconferences. Ver-  
  sia about collective explosion to experts     
  seems unlikely. However,   
  what mental stress must have been 
  experience future sacrifice before  
  explosion!                                
    We will make a number of bold assumptions.  
  ny. It seems to us that there is some connection  
  with brain theft from warehouses Micro-    
  soft'a and explosion (terrorist version 
  whose act seems to us not entirely appropriate -  
  noah). Note that in both cases     
  mentionedMicrosoft.                  
 Ha conference broadcast in   
  live, shortly before the explosion Bill  
  G. left the hall and went, apparently, to 
  need...                                
    To dispel your unfounded    
  doubts, we will pay attention to that    
  it is a fact that since the bank was emptied   
  brainsBill G. disappeared (no one saw him  
 affairs) for 3 days...                        
    Our version is that Bill G. (not   
  Bill Gilbert), overexerted from screaming   
  pocob journalists, ran to the restroom,   
  in order to prevent a tragedy, but it was    
  too muchlate. Search task tya-  
  summer turned out to be unbearable...           
    Now it's clear that he's not an amateur      
  only cream cakes, but also brains.  
  And he was a smart man (apparently, not enough 
  exactly).                               
                                          
    We would like to add that our version is 
  just a version, and nothing more.      
                                          
 B.B. Crime > 
                                          
                                          
                                          
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    howling newspapers and magazines. For the price    
    accuracy of information author otbetct-    



 behhoctu does not carry.                    
    TitledMicrosoft follows       
    understand something that doesn't really exist      
    company with the same name,     
    not a real computer giant  
    market non-existent company         
    Macroshit.                            
 For all of the above, the author’s answer is  
    ctbehhoctu does not carry. Selected clippings                       
                                          
RTD/BrC 06-18.10.1999
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