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 Dear readers, advertising and
advertisements in this section are published
free. For the content of advertisements and
advertising, no one bears responsibility (from
the creators of the newspaper, of course).  In this
issue of the newspaper the burden of responsibility turned out to be
so heavy that it’s not easy to carry
You can’t even tear it off the ground and lift it
Not a single advertiser could.               
    Dear reader! If you want,
so that in the advertising section those who
submitted, were responsible for what they wrote, if
Do you want your ad to be read?
not on the fence at the entrance to the radio market,
tore off the piece of paper with the phone, and then
puzzled over recovery
information about what kind of phone this is, and in
could find yours at any moment
ad in full, without even leaving
cozy apartment if you don't want to
by calling the phone number from the advertisement, you
dialed the number of the police station or
prosecutor's office, because if from
there are no normal people
announcements, the editors start calling
all sorts of suspicious types anddictate yours.                           
 RTD.       
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 SERVICES                  
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 I crush tiles, drill holes in concrete,
iron and glass. Per use
tools (shotguns, drills and
other things) the cost increases.   If
your instrument - I’ll be happy to take it
it's free.                             
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 I open computers, safes, doors
locks with and without protection (there is no intro in them
insert), remove the steel grates on
windows, knocking out “iron” doors.
Ask Myatogo (Ivan Ivanovich Dead,
nickname - Hacker).                         
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 I will drill holes in the ice for fishermen in
center of the pond. Not cheap.                   
 Tel. 00-11-22, Alexey.               
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 Hiding everything(corpses too), I break
bricks with one hand using a breaker
hammer I have delicious breakfast, lunch and dinner
and satisfying (price for one time - 20 rubles).
    Tel. 020-304,Breaker.                
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 I imitate suicide, murder,
spontaneous combustion and pure alcohol.
    Work phone. (3412) 99-99-99.         
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 Attention stores: I am buying computers.
Need a sponsor.                            
    Tel. 555-555, Boris Nikolaevich Urkov. 
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 I'm selling everything, but it's very expensive.
    Izhevsk, st. Domodavskaya, 1, apt. 542
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 Pentiut 300, 64 MB RAM, 4 Gb HDD,
2 - 3.5' FDD, 4 x CD ROM, SAMSUNG 41.5"
display, 7 Cotpact disks, 500 floppy
disks. CHEAP. Or CHANGE to ZX-SPECTRUM
128 -1024 Kb with ADDITIONAL PAYMENT.
    Tel. 23-19-97. (RCPB)                 
President (Matvey Nekrasov), ward 5.
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 Gold bars, bucks, computers,
household, video and oprtexhyky.  I'm closing
bank accounts, activating postal
translations. I am recruiting a group of students. First
classes will take place at 01.00 near Leninsky
branch of Sberbank of Russia in Izhevsk. When
do not have: a passport and other documents,
identification documents. Have: sporty
suit, weapon (preferably firearms,
but irons and kettles will also do), rope,
bag (package, bag). Don't be late.  B
during the first trial lesson there will be
the most capable were selected, and the rest...
will be excluded from the student group and
will join the ranks... Well, there they are
you'll figure it out. The first lesson  is FREE.
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 Freshly printed rubles, bucks, euros,
Karbovantsi of all types starting from 1600
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 Computers. Need a sponsor.            
    Tel. 55-55-55 B. N. Urkov.            
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 "Companion", "Companion-2" in
unlimited quantity.     Selling
radio components.                              
  Tel.   08-54-43, Igor Danilov.
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 Home computer for execution
household chores: washing, rotobka
lunches, washing floors, answering telephones
calls, looking after a cat, a dog and
child. And also a game of hide and seek, in
cars, trains, urpahue on the piano and
button accordion, organizing parties, shopping at
shops and so on.  Possible with the old one
processor and program, just to
it worked.                                 
    Tel. 98-76-51-23.Uncle Vova.          
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 A young grandfather meets a pretty
representative of the grave sex from
other world for sharing
pastime and eternal happiness.    
    Tel. No, son, I have a phone.
Let them come to the house. Novomaisky lane,
barn 2.                                  
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I would like to meet a generous sponsor for
useful communication and purchase of computers.
Characteristics: Short,
black-haired blond, don't smoke, no no 
drink, honest and payable, stealing
was not convicted due to his
professionalism.  I respect sponsors
death (their death). Come quickly, I'll take you
I'm waiting!                                      
 Tel. 5-5-5-5-5-5 B. H. U. (Boris)     
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 The dog is missing. To everyone who found it
I express my sincere condolences.
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 Sponsor  N°12382  count
invalid due to its mysterious
disappearance.                            
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 Lost documents in the name of a commercial
Director P. D. Frisugarsky Request
return with a reward and
compensation for moral damage.          
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 Signature of the company president  "BBB"
consider all his debts invalid
forget.                                   
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 Exchange beer cans for discs
5.25" or I don’t change it.                       
    Tel.  in the village of Proletarskaya: 13.
Ask  Fedka. If I'm in the bathhouse -
call back in half an hour.                
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 The corpse of a neighbor is lost. Those who recognize the request
return to his place or shoot himself.
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 From the secret laboratory  FSB  to
experimental escaped to the outskirts of the city
"terminator" - hands of steel (TCP-11). In it
a combat program of destruction has been laid
enemy military training grounds. He breaks everything
in a row, crushing cars, strangling people.
Be careful! But under no circumstances
panic: if TCP fails you
to kill - do not shout or violate
public order.                    
 Lieutenant Colonel Shuraev.   
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 This is today's selection
announcements are completed.   B some
advertisements, advertisers' coordinates are not
are given for the purpose of their safety or
the reason for their forgetfulness. Some of them
can be obtained from the editor.                
    As you can see, the rubric uses
popular and really bursting with
advertisements So, feel free to submit yours!
And now a little advertising.                 
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