Let's trample - we'll get a hangover!

 P O H M E L I U M !!!      
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This one is cool
I found the text
when I cleaned   
your disks: oud
made all sorts of things
rier, etc.     
And the speech here is understandable
dt about hangover
after the millennium
               
!) not so scary
Shen Carlson as
its propeller and
@) not so scary
Shen holiday   
as his last
actions. :)      
               
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   CEPOE MORNING of a boring worker    
Monday.   One-room bachelor's apartment
apartment reminiscent of a city interior
Kyiv after its capture by the Mongol-Tatars. a
rumpled stale bed wakes up after
yesterday's grandiose "bam" organism
owner of the apartment Benedict Dazdrapermovich
Kolupaeva.                                
                                          
 HEAD: Oh, damn...         
                                          
   STOMACH:  Shut up, fool, without you    
sickening.   Do it quickly or I will
go wild!  O Lord... Listen, you
Everyone here knows me. You know what I'm not from
I don’t refuse any kind of work.   When
Kolupaev swallowed a nut as a child - I
I finally digested that too!  o let me have an ulcer
pierced, if you can calmly process those
the amount of that rubbish he drank yesterday. This
it’s some kind of nightmare - everything hurts me
now, absolutely everything! oh, well, you tell me -
how can a normal person eat
so much alcohol that I burst?! I already
Yesterday I fell into convulsions three times - so what? e
you'll have time to throw this rubbish back like him
Already filling a new one!  I'm going straight to the Throat
I'm surprised - you're an idiot, you can't choke
could you?!  Eats and eats, a ton, but at least I
die completely!                            
                                          
THROAT: What am I, what am I?!  Am I,
Am I forcing Kolupaev to drink? Consideration on
it probably is!  What was she thinking -
Ass?!                                
    ASS: What are you saying about me?         
    BCE BYTPEOCTU: You shouldn't have blathered at all!
The healthiest one is lying here and still blathering!    
    BUTT:  Am I healthy?!  When
Kolupaev was thrown out of the guests yesterday, I
My respect was treated with such a pendel! U
I have a bruise now on the left hemisphere
you know which one!                             
  BLADDER:  I need to go to the toilet
urgently.  I’m silent here, but maybe
misfortune will happen...                    
 STOMACH: Yes, you know, I didn’t either
refused.   She, this rubbish, in my opinion,
generally inorganic.  I'm already all juiced
translated - it’s not digestible.  Throw it away
it's necessary, that's what!                            
 HEAD:  Oh, damn...
Analogi-i-inu...                           
    BCE BYTPEOCTU:  Kolupaev, get up,
come on!!!                                  
    Legs, why, really, can’t you hear?!
    LEGS: we're not going anywhere. Well, screw you
fig.  All our knees are skinned. And in general
We're relaxed.  Damn it, be patient
bar.                                     
 HANDS:  Their knees are skinned!
the most fortunate ones, look! And we have everything
trampled fingers - is that normal?!
Kolupaev, you bastard, yesterday I thought it was four
points are more reliable than two - and in
the bus, the beast, climbed on all fours!
e, well, in the end, you have a thought
us or not?!                             
  CONSIDERATION:  I don't get it
no way... Some kind of bullshit... Memory, what?
Yesterday it was finally, huh?                    
MEMORY:  We celebrated a birthday.  U
this... what's her name... I don't remember right now.           
  HEAD: Oh, oh... Give me analgin
I'm going to explode, you bastards!!!   Oh,
bli-i-i-a-a-a-i-i...                      
    BLADDER: oh, go ahead! how many
wait still?!                               
   LEGS:Go to hell. There is no order.    
    BCE BYTPEOCTU: Consideration!!!         
    CONSIDERATION:  What the heck...
Memory, and I, this, this, Svetka blurted out
yesterday, right?                                
 MEMORY: Which Svetka?                 
 CONSIDERATION:  oh, this... you have to
know!                                    
MEMORY:I don't remember a damn thing.              
  LIGHTS:  If this minute doesn't work
nicotine now we'll get such a cough that everyone
everything will be a bummer!                        
    HEART: Bac only, drug addicts, not
enough.  I officially warn everyone -
if measures are not taken immediately
when the body comes out of crisis, I will stop
work.  And then to all of you, the masses like you
you put it, the devil will come. I'm not kidding!   
    BCE BYTPEOCTU:  Consideration, you
did you hear? Come on, finally think!!!          
 GENITAL ORGAN: Guys, there's something wrong with me
good - finally. I'm so excited -
Let's get to work right now!                  
 MEMORY:  A-a-a!  I remembered!  So you
goat, now you want a job, right?!!! Yes
if you had worked yesterday, Kolupaev would have
I haven’t gotten so drunk in my life! Still, it was a bunch
with this Svetka, and only you, the rest
lethargic, let me down!!!                          
 GENITAL ORG: I couldn't do it yesterday.
Safety precautions prohibit.  What if
would conception have occurred? Produce freaks?     
    CONSIDERATION:  Memory, and Svetka - who
like this?                                    
    MEMORY:  I don't remember, get off it!
The main thing is that this freak worked yesterday
refused - that’s all that happenedSo!          
    STOMACH: Listen, you belong here
You can arrange a showdown until the night,
but the Bladder and I urgently need to
toilet.  And the head is really bad. Maybe
you will finally shut up and let oram
order?                                   
  COBECTb:  Lord, Svetochka... How come
It’s me... What will people think... A Ivan
Sergeevich... Oh!!!  So to the service after all
necessary!!! Oh... oh!!! What a shame, Lord...
    CONSIDERATION:  Quiet everyone!!! Right now solutions
I will accept. Who needed where?
B toilet?  Let's go to the toilet.  ohgi, let's rise,
Damn, the commander has arrived! Let's go... Let's do what
wanted... Oh, ka-if!!! O-o-o...           
   COBECTb and MEMORY: Obezyantsev's debt

today we must give away - seven thousand. And grandpa
promised to help at the garage...               
  CONSIDERATION:  ...Service, Svetochka,
duty, grandpa... In short, screw everyone's ass
together.  Don't care and forget. Conscience, still
If you say a word, I’ll uproot you, okay?
Ma-lchat!                                 
                                          
 Kolupaev pulls up his pantsand
smiles smugly at the mirror:           
    - Let anyone think what they want, a
there is still a thought!   Understand
infection, unmistakably...                    
                                          
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