About carrots - Recipe for Korean carrot salad.

    
                                         

  About carrots               

                                         
                          (C) Krueger/Delirium Tremens/Freedom
                                         
   Korean carrot salad recipe   
                                         
    (told by bronze-backed Ulysses    
    incestuous family        
   from the island of Eola)            
                                         
   in N sheets.               
                                         
                  Sheet 1                
                                         
   Epigraphs not relevant    
                                         
 Your thoughts about the bisexual essence
                        tm Melanholmm m Ytonmm Ckentmk dizvm-
                        shaft on npmmepe of two multigrad ulm-
                        current, which transmit their
 seed m after this o6meha self-
                        are truly fertilized. On the tables
                        graphs have already been drawn up (schematmch-
                        but) freed from heterosexuality.     
                                         
Günter Gracc,       
 "From the diary of ulmtkm"
                                         
 Kurmians with pompous self-satisfaction
                        from pores to bpemehm Lucas chocmt son-
                        you. And most importantly: egg m sonnet cxo-
                        press with your rigor, completeness,
                        smoothness, fragile strength.  Onm
                        ephemeral, inexplicable, time and some
                        inevitability contribute to the appearance of moss
                        nmu - takmx identical,monotonous,
                        finished.                          
                                         
 Xylmo Koptacap,
                                                "Someone Lucas" 
                                         
Yanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas.
                                         
 Ecclesmast
                                         
Idea, Form, Creature              
 Let's go wild in Ctmkc, in his shaking,
                           Where 6or not kmhet in the dirt m tmhy    
Part of your light.              
                                         
 Charles Baudelaire, 
                                                "Heotbpatmmoe"
                                         
I was completely absorbed in the dream o
                        rmrahtckom he6echom press, which c
                        with the same power crush everything
                        tender, ugly and beautiful, o6py-
                        unimaginable horrors are unleashed on the city,
                        parts of the tragedy. Bpemehamm hectepnm-
                        my month of spring he6a represents
                        elk to me cbepkahmem the blade of a huge
                        an ax raised above the ground. And I don't
                        could wait until this ax was lowered-
                        here - with such rapid speed -
 the one that we shouldn't think about -
                        sing.                                
                                         
Yukmo Mmcmma,  
 "Golden Temple"
                                         
 Jean-Arthur Pem6o,
                                              "Illumination"      
                                         
   These quotes create a vague feeling
stylistic dissonance.              
                                         
   I, this text.
                                         
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   Sheet 2                
                                         
   Actually               
  recipe for Korean carrot salad   
                                         
   (told by bronze-backed Ulysses    
   incestuous family        
   from the island of Eola)            
                                         
   in N sheets.               
                                         
   Greetings, noble citizens
Utaku!                                   
                                         
  Bowing deeply, I have the impudence to pro-
force you to forget for a moment o fashionable in
lately egalitarian sentiments
niah, and accept the pace of my bepxobeh-
so that I can lead you into the Heavenly
The reign of senile cooking of the era
postmodern, and subsequently to remove from-
there, which, believe me, is also important.   
                                         
   Thank you.                              
                                         
   First of all, I would like to allow non-
which organizational issues are related
knowledgeable with a correct understanding of this text.
And first of all, let's touch the bronze ass
yours, o noble inhabitants of Utaku (hereinafter
according to the text - OBZHI), the king. Let's touch, of course-
but, virtually, mentally, and not even
so much of his bronze ass,
like parts of the body, how much bronze is behind it
ity as an ontological characteristic.
In other words, let's raise the issue of armor
the call of your annoyance, OBZHI, King Ulysses.
Sorry for some stylistic non-
correctness and excessively frequent mention
words"bronze-arseness." Believe me if
If I could have avoided this, it would not have been mentioned
disappeared here completely, but too sepb-
An important question came up on the agenda.      
                                         
   So, let's specify the problem: what to re-
primarily in your, OBZHI, King Ulysses: inconceivable
hardly his bronze ass or
lagative "bronze-assed" with which he
named? In other words, was Ulysses
originally bronze-backed, as a result of which
got his nickname, or someone a
priori called him bronze-backed, forcing
thus the unfortunate person sunbathes in the sun
with bare loin, in order to match
to give a nickname (which, I have no doubt,
will soon become a surname)?                 
                                         
   Any normal person can easily replace
tit, that the first option is most likely
decisions - of course, hardly yours, OBZHI, king
I would do such nonsense
just to fit in
someone stupid adjective. Yes, yes
naturally, especially since you, OBZHI, are so
the same as the noble Ulysses - people of class
sisical era, guided by perfect
absolutely absurd logic. However, citizen
no, we shouldn’t forget that
no more than two paragraphs ago we crossed
kli borderThe Kingdom of Heaven is senile
culinary cuisine of the postmodern era!  And
postmodernists - a well-known fact - everything is not
like people. This leads to a paradox:
conclusion: a lot (or a little - a story about
is silent about this) years ago an insidious someone
called yours, OBZHI, King Ulysses "bronzo-
back," and now the unfortunate man is forced to
expose your ass to the gods every day,
so that Helios the Sun could scorch this part
bodies with two or three rays of their own.  Yes-
further, recognizing the correctness of my statement
about the fact that soon “bronze-backed” will become
the surname of Ulysses (and not to recognize my right-
boty in this case it is difficult because I,
as the author of the text, I can’t be wrong),
the following conclusions can be drawn:      
                                         
 1) From now on, the nickname bronze-back follows
interpret as a surname and do not write
otherwise known as Bronze-Assed.                
                                         
 2) Penelope and Telemac should be called Penel-
sing Bronzovoza and Telemac Bronzovoza-
smoke accordingly.                      
                                         
 3) Force the latter to sunbathenaked
appearance in order to match the royal
surnames.                                 
                                         
 4) All descendants of yours, OBZHI, King Uli-
cca on the male (i.e. Telemac) line
call them Bronze-backed and also forced
give appropriate action.        
                                         
 5) The verdict is final and subject to appeal
not subject to legal action.          
                                         
   Author.
                                         
   Now, after solving important organizational
these issues, we should probably move on
directly to production technology
Korean carrot salads.            
                                         
   Carrots are predominantly infantile.  
                                         
  This is known to anyone who has ever
Yes, I saw her. It is clear that such nonsense
new color in suchdark times maybe
save only a frivolous nature, -
all others, realizing the horror of our earthly existence
stentia, would have long ago taken on the colors of beets
but-bashful and fecal-potato (ha-
The characteristics were selected not only for their meaning
lu, but also according to consonance).                   
                                         
   So, taking a carrot of an arbitrary theme
nepamehta, it should be washed and cleaned.
But first, make sure that in the sea
there were no cracks or cracks. The point is
that cracks and cracks are nothing. And to such
a subtle metaphysical object would need
approach with extreme caution, and
Don't put it in the salad. And in general, how
said the hero of one classic novel -
on, "from a book, even the worst one, always
you can glean something, and the crack -
It's a waste of time, you know."  And
although the original did not say o
cracks in vegetables, and about vaginas in the
tutytkax (and the word was used there
other), the main idea is expressed correctly.
From any book you can learn much more
better than from a carrot crack.          
                                         
   Next. Now that you've finished discussing-
cleaning and cleaning carrots, the last necessary
grate dimo. Not as red as it could be
say someone is insidious,called Ulysses
"bronze-backed" - to say in order to sabotage-
begin the grating process, because carrots are red
even without that, the condition was “red hot”
would be fulfilled when hatupahue existence-
the possibility of rubbing was still in full swing.
No, not red hot.  You just need carrots
rub!  - And what’s on the grater and so much,
how much is needed is clear from the context.        
                                         
   By the way, if someone has a hatupa- process
carrots are associated with male she-
ism, he is more right than he knows.
Hatupahue carrots are completely onistic
process - provide relevant evidence
the work would not amount to any labor
Yes, that’s why we’ll bring them.             
                                         
 1) Carrots are phallic.                    
                                         
 2) The rubbing process is characterized by
stepwise movement.                  
                                         
 3) The color scheme of the Dalian "Great"
masturbator" is close to carrot.  4) Both processes do not lead to continuation
kind.                                    
                                         
 5) Both processes are themselves and
nothing more (i.e. masturbation is masturbation,
a hatupahue is a hatupahue).            
                                         
   My face changes. I hit myself on the forehead.  Bna-
I'm going into short-term hysteria. I'm falling out of
hysterics. I continue to broadcast meditatively.  
                                         
   Forgive me for my forgetfulness, OBZHI! -
And may the wrath of your king not touch me
Ulysses the Bronze-backed! - Carrots follow
hatupatb on a large grater - so that
any of the resulting pieces could
cover at least 1/5 of the territory of Korea
on the political map of the world. If you use
use a small grater, then semi-
The only thing that can be seen is the Monegasque salad from mopko-
you, about whom the incestuous family of Eola
I didn’t even mention it.                       
                                         
   I fall into a trance under the influence of meditation
tive intonations of your own text.  TRANS                  
                                         
Hare Krishna                              
                                         
                                         
             EXITING TRANCE             
                                         
   I shake myself off. To avoid such incidents
processes, I begin to broadcast naccuohapho.     
                                         
   Sorry, I was busy with hallucinosis.  Yes
where did we stop?  - Yeah.  Now,
when the carrots are cooked and everything is vulgar
nal reasoning about the nature of masturbation and
pop art are left behind, you can move on to
next step. Next up is mapuhobahue.
Don't worry, OBZHI, even if you're under
hand and there is no friend Marina, everything will pass
successfully.Mapuhobahue has no any-
who is related to a girl named Marina.
The only thing that connects them is the creation
wow, there is no semantic dependence
no.                                     
                                         
   In order to pickle carrots
You must first prepare the vinegar.  Uk-
sus is made from                          
                                         
 a) Apple or grape vinegar.   
                                         
 b) Acetic acid, also known
called "vinegar essence".       
                                         
   I would like to note that the root "kis" in the word
ve acid, is completely post-modern
cultural character, that is, it is conditional.  This
What I mean is that there is no need to check at all,
How sour acetic acid tastes.
I will say even more, such checks can
lead to very sad consequences.
                                         
   So, closer to the point. To cook
from vinegar semi-finished products, vinegar, suitable
for marinade, I recommend checking out
rules for preparing vinegar on the label
ke of the original product. No, that's not the case at all
is that I'm too lazy to give you, OBZHI, my
recommendations. Just a similar appeal to
extraneous texts gives my production
maintaining the multidimensionality of semantic kohtuhy-
mind, the possibility of multiple interpretations
etc.   Now that the carrots are flooded
a certain amount of marinade (which is inces-
The original surname Eola counts exclusively
strictly "by eye"), you should wait two
three hours so that our main product is pro-
fed through and through the depraved spirit of the East
spices and gained some nukaht-
ity, which, in combination with its nature,
new immaturity, would make him un-
wintery and sexy.                   
                                         
  After two to three hours I...
A... Y-s-s... (Level naccuohaphoctu te-
By the way, it's off the charts.  Passionary explosion.
The process of ethnogenesis. Revolution in Ukraine,
Chukotka and Zimbabwe. Political tension
femininity. Decline naccuohaphoctu.) Sorry.
Politics in general has a habit of interfering -
into our lives, completely inconsistent
with our desires. However, this is already too much
her. Let's continue. Now we should haka-
pour a frying pan, generously watered with vegetable
linseed oil. When the oil becomes us-
only hot, so try it at the same temperature
patypy finger will become dangerous (note -
those, OBZHI, how many dangers lie in wait
us when preparing Korean salad
from carrots!), you need to put it in oil
onion cut into rings. I want to again
mark thatthe word "rings" in this case-
tea is also a convention - to achieve ideally
a round shape is not at all necessary, quite
ovals, ellipses and figures are also not suitable
rye of irregular shapes. In general, convention
language sometimes leads to extremely unpleasant
consequences - remember only the novels
Umberto Eco and all the stupid ambiguities,
said on dates.                  
                                         
  And so, when the onion becomes the color of
good for the ass of Ulysses the Bronze-assed, his
must be removed from the frying pan and, like
but a condom used once,
throw away. If any of the excursionists
(that is, you, OBZHI), will be interested in this
abundance of sexual allusions in this text
those, then, to my deep regret, his
interest will not be satisfied because
Sigmund Freud is not available to residents of Utaku
reasons for the spatiotemporal character-
ktepa. However, Jean-Paul Sartre (to you too,
noble Ithacans, unknown) affirmed
I expected that the best of Freud could be found
you also have Plato. Take an interest.       
                                         
   Now the vegetable oil that has received
as a result of the above manipulation,
wonderful aroma, not at all similar
alive with the smell of long-unwashed pubis (and this
already from cleanmischief and desire for
vulgar), should be added to the sea-
kobb. Like other ingredients, oil is
added to the eye. It's not a matter of
that I don't want to give you exact proportions -
just the Eola family, driving ummahehthoe,
as follows from the characteristic "in-
cestual", existence on its rest-
pobe, does not understand any
mathematics (I say “any” because
firstly, that there are several mathematicians, and secondly
secondly, for the sake of preserving the pretentious-mannered
style).                                  
                                         
   The penultimate touch should be
chok. If you are a fan of gothic rom-
Well, then you know, of course, that garlic is a thing
mystical, capable of deceiving anyone
Central European aristocrat who
Having become impoverished, I got into the habit of going to dinner with you.
Although such things don’t concern you, OBZHI
should - the entire last paragraph is generally you-
comes from the sphere of categories of thinking and
tsev. These are allusions to mythologies not yours
time. Well, such is the fate of people, inter-
through which millennia lie. Ours
you, OBZHI, communication is generally possible
only thanks to your literary npupo-
de.                                      
                                         
   In general, because for you, o Italians,
garlic is not cult-mystical
plant, you can especially for this reason
without thinking, crush one head
(garlic, of course - I’ll explain to clarify)
go lovers of intertextual vulgarity
tey) straight into the carrots.                    
                                         
   And now we move on to the last and most
to my important point in cooking Korean-
Chinese salad. Now you, o gentlemen utaku-
people must measure out the required quantity
your special seasoning, based on two-
three teaspoons per kilogram of carrots. And,
naturally, add otmepehoe to the salad,
then mix. Object shuffle-
is clear from the context, and therefore not named
is expressed in a sentence, otherwise op-
limited stylistic difficulties.
However, these difficulties are now pointed out
left