Questionnaire - Would you give some pussy to Mahu Iwamoto?

                             


  Questionnaire                

                                         
                              (C) !mPeR!0
                                         
   Not long ago we looked at all kinds of
expired publications, such as
then: Scenergy #1and Echo #7.              
                                         
   If the names of these publications are not yet
tell you what we're going to talk about, then I
I'll continue. These publicationshad questionnaires(yes
and not only these, just delve into
the older press had no desire) -
who is the most umbilical coder, who is the most
artist, etc.  And if in Scenergy
ratings weremore or less
objective,  then in Echo it was observed
brazenpushingReal Soft products
to first place. I can still agree with
because Real Commander ranks first
place among commanders, but when among
toys Technodrom bypasses TwiLight, it
is already nonsense.                                
                                         
   All this led us to the idea that
there is a need for such a questionnaire,
which would not be so objective,
how much she made clear to people who are bending their
fingers, like "I'm the one... I'm all
respect",that everything in the world is relative and
that anyone can be both first and
the last one.                               
                                         
  The questionnaire was compiled based on
the most KAL(and not KUL, as
thought many), and also included
some aggressive questions on the topic
latest events on stage and just
attitudes towards physical violence.   Questioning was carried out in echoes
ZX.SPECTRUM and REAL.SPECCY,  in echoes
Zx-Net, and also on our website phg.nm.ru.
In total, 187 people took part in the survey 
people, most of whom accepted
the questionnaire as it should be - withshare
humor,  and understood the purpose of the questionnaire, that,
accordingly, was reflected in the answers
to questions. Some tried to build from
themselves as serious boys who have already
grew out of diapers to shit in the soul
to other people.                            
                                         
  And there was only one friend (I thought
there will be more), who directly said:    
                                         
"In short, I read the questionnaire... Sorry, but
wipe her butt.   Don't even fill it out
I want to. Vocabulary sucks."                
                                         
   I won’t say the name of this comrade,
because I promised everyone anonymity, but even
We were pleased with this reaction :)        
                                         
   In order to reduce the amount of text
many are the same in content, but
answers to questions written differently,
where no choice of option was required
answers were combined into one. Perhaps
that some answerswere not taken into accountdue to
that I missed them, but this
I'm already tired of tedious manual work.      
                                         
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1. The most powerful gfx-maker.              
                                         
   33 I don't know                            
   31 I                                  
   25 TeeRay  25 Terror                             
   23 Fil                                
   22 Медноногов                         
   19 Знаю, но не скажу                  
    3 Рыбку на FunTop`98 видели?         
    3 Hans и Woolf,  когда  рисовали  для
      Energy                             
    2 iCe/PHD                            
    1 Art Studio                         
                                         
2. Самыйкaльный music-maker.            
                                         
   25 KSA                                
   22 Lav                                
   21 Visual                             
   20 Не знаю                            
   16 Rst 7                              
   13 Mic                                
   12 Я                                  
   11 MM                              
   11 Klav  11 Знаю, но не скажу                  
    8 Andrew Sendetsky                   
    5 Ванька Рощин                       
    5 Ванька Бобов                       
    3 SaurOOn                            
    2 Nashwill                           
    1 S.Sturm                            
    1 Pro Tracker                        
                                         
3. Самый кaльный coder.                  
                                         
   34 Flying                             
   31 Exploder                           
   24 SaurOOn                            
   18 Не знаю                            
   17 Rambo                              
   15 Я                                  
   12 Мах Iwamoto                        
   12 Знаю, но не скажу                  
   11 Rst7                               
    7 Rom                                
   2 Thinker                            
   1 If KAL, then I don’t know, if CUL-
  new, I still don’t know... *** On
  spec all coders are AWESOME!!!!!! ***
  1 Heaven Aeroplane - 80% is simply not
  adds it to perfection :)          
   1 Author Return to home - I don’t remember how
  it's there                            
   1 S.Sturm aka DJ Psych - HTML`i them-
  Rena doesn't know :)                   
                                         
4. The coolest demo-maker.             
                                         
   27 Буржуи, в основной массе           
   25 Code Busters                       
   23 Digital Reality                    
   22 Eternity Industry                  
   22 Extreme                            
   17 Progress                           
   16 Rambo                              
   11 Scene                              
   11 Real Masters                       
    7 Dream Makers                       
    2 Woolf + DJ Psych за Chaos Zone`99 -
      уёбище полнейшее                   
    2 Не знаю                            
    1 Авторы бЗbits                      
    1 Знаю, но не скажу                  
                                         
5. Самый кaльный game-maker.             
                                         
   38 Copper Feet                        
   33 Stalker                            
   24 Nicodim                           
   21 Step                               
   21 Авторы всех Mine Sweeper`ов        
   16 Digital Reality                    
   16 Знаю, но не скажу                  
   14 Не знаю                            
    3 Spectre за ANY Tank                
    1 Автор Return To Номе               
                                         
6. Самая уёбищнaя группировка.           
                                         
   66 Все  60 Digital Reality                    
   34 Не знаю                            
   27 Знаю, но не скажу                  
                                         
7. Самый уёбищный трейдер на Спеке.      
                                         
   97 Не знаю                            
   48 иНфopКoмм                          
   21 Scorpion                           
    9 *SANALEX*                          
    7 Знаю, но не скажу                  
  3 SoftLand                           
    1 ХЗ                                 
    1 Все                                
                                         
8. Самое уёбищнoе демо.                  
                                         
   17 Eye Ache                           
   15 Eye Ache 2                         
   14 Binary Love                        
   13 Shit 4 Brains                      
   13 7th Reality                        
   12 Digital Art Fantasy                
   11 Jam                                
   10 бЗbits                             
   10 Anesthesia                         
    9 Napalm                             
    8 Vibrations                         
    8 Не знаю                            
    6 Insult                             
    6 Satisfaction                       
    6 Знаю, но не скажу   5 Assorty                            
    4 Glum                               
    3 Illusion                           
    3 Infarct                            
    3 Все                                
    2 Scenergy #2 Promotion              
    2 End Of The Days                    
    2 Забыл название                     
    1 Dogma                              
    1 by Vasilyev Anton (был такой :)    
    1 Chaos Zone`99                      
    1 Cyber Dream                        
    1 ХЗ                                 
                                         
9. Самая кальная paсейскaя игрушка.      
                                         
   25 НЛО-2                              
   23 НЛО-1                              
   20 Return To Номе                     
   19 Чёрный Ворон                       
   16 Разные Xonix`ы и Tetris`ы          
   15 Sex  -  minesweepers, fifteens, ...
      секс надо юзать в натуре!          
   12 8-й отдел                          
   11 Все                                
   10 Цезарь                             
    9 Не знаю                            
    8 Last Него                          
    8 Snake                              
    5 Знаю, но не скажу                  
    4 Prince Of Persia                   
    1 Звёздное Наследие                  
    1 Enlight                            
                                         
10. Самое кaльнoе электронное издание.   
                                         
   22 Revival                            
   20 Spectrofon                         
   18 NEFORMAL                           
   18 Adventurer                         
   16 Spectrum Expert                    
   14 Знаю, но не скажу  13 ZX Format                          
   11 Deja Vu                            
   11 Nicron                             
   10 Scenergy                           
    7 Оп Line                            
    6 ZX Power                           
    5 Не помню, было одно такое...       
    4 ZX Ревю                            
    4 Energy                             
    3 Не знаю                            
    2 CITY                               
    2 RIP                                
    1 RUMORZ,  BARD  OF  TALES,  EROTIC и
      прочая штуpмaнoвскaя шняга         
                                         
11. Самое отстойное пати.                
                                         
   47 Цы-Цы (в смысле СС ;)              
   33 Вчера вечером, y кореша дома (вари-
      анты: на природе, в подъезде...)   
   28 Enlight                            
   17 FunTop                             
   16 Не знаю                            
   14 Di:Halt                            
   12 ByteFall                           
   12 Paradox                            
    5 Знаю, но не скажу                  
    2 Assembly                           
    1 Не был, не состоял                 
                                         
12. Считаете ли вы, что CCOO0...         
                                         
   81 Give it to everyone without exception    
   41 It turned out to be a mess because of the organizers
  and they need to be hit in the eye              
   37 It turned out to be a mess because of the participants,
  but they can be understood                
   24 It turned out to be a mess because of the participants and
  they need to be hit in the eye                
   4 It turned out to be a mess because of the organizers
  but they can be understood                
                                         
13. What would you do to Slavik Medny for
  that he didn't make BR2?            
                                         
  75 I don't know                           
   52 Got it in the eye                        
   28 I would punch him in the eye, but not for that
  just like that                      
   19 Said thank you                    
   13 Nothing, he's a big guy        
                                         
14. Дали бы вы пиз.ы Маху Iwamoto?       
                                         
   106 Clear dick, I would give it                
   39 No                               
   22 I don't know                           
    17 А за что?                         
     3 Догнал бы и ещё раз дал           
                                         
15. А Rst 7, он же - xpoh?               
                                         
   102 Нет                               
    35 Не знаю                           
    26 А за что?                         
    23 Ясный хер, дал бы                 
     1 Догнал бы и ещё раз дал           
                                         
16. Отношение к пиратству на Спеке.      
                                         
   85 Conpy the ball version for any
  capabilities                        
   41 I'll wait until it appears on the Internet    
   34 I'll wait until I get the program npuhe-
  days                               
   14 I'll buy from the authors, but if that's it
  is worth                            
   11 I'll buy it if the price is reasonable    
    2 I always buy from the authors           
                                         
17. When will Speck get the star?          
                                         
   74 In N (range from 1 to 20) years  
   61 Never! He is immortal!           
   48 Already                               
    4 I don’t know                           
                                         
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  These are the results, gentlemen
good.   Considering that the larger
half of the people answered the questionnaire in
in a state of inability to stand or with a terrible headache
pain after this condition, then
the results are not bad.   Especially me
pinned the comrade who called Art Studio
gfx-makerom, Pro Tracker - music-makerom,
a Enlight - a toy ;). Conclusions from everything
do it yourself. But it's a huge request
don't take it to heart  - y
Cardiac surgeons are working now and so onnevp-
pobopot :(