Jokes - Sewing bags from customer's leather.

 
               
               

      Sewing bags from customer's leather. 

  Long live the genius of human thought,
which once burst out with the slogan: “Pregnant-
ness is a natural state of council-
oh woman!” And how it was necessary to twist
convolutions to produce a poster:
“Steelworkers! Your strength is in your swimming trunks!” And after all
these are not just statements on paper. They
characterize the lifestyle of the whole nation
stva for decades.

 Poster on the wall of the chemical plant: "Motherland! Pri-
Take away the sulfuric acid!"

 Or, for example, hung in one studio ad-
ad: “Open your trousers.” Regular announcement,

surprising no one. True, then the director
for some reason he ordered to put it at the end of the phrase
exclamation mark.

 The beer stall is closed. The saleswoman posted
explanatory note "Beer cannot be sold
I’ll be there: the water was turned off.” By the way, an anecdote no...
me: The inscription on the beer stall "No beer - gone
to the base,” and below the signature: “If you come back, I’ll kill you!”

 Banner at the airport: “Danger!
It is impossible to stand in the area of working propellers", and
Below is a note: Except for Aeroflot employees.

 Announcement in the hostel: "For a fight a day
March 8 drinking alcoholdrinks and high-
placing empty bottles in the corridor is cancelled-
It’s for a month!” However, the punishment is severe...

 Bathhouse: "The men's cup will be held in
Friday, shopping for women on Saturday. On Sunday

senier - joint purchase of men and women."
Well, they haven’t written “kynupobahue” yet.

 And here is a private advertisement on a pole: "Me-
I am renting a two-room apartment in the GUM area
on the Frunzenskaya metro station. Yes, it looks like a person
I decided to seriously increase my horse's life!

 Typo on the label: "The product can be
cut from the wrong side."

 But here's what our fellow journalists have learned:
drilled: “The typist Sokolova rubs it well
parquet, polishes floors and its side surface
xnost fills the cracks..." (From the article).

 At the dental clinic: "Tomorrow
at 11 a.m. there will be a matinee on the topic
“The most delicious mother.” We ask mothers npuroto-
curl."


baths - 10 people per hour."

 From the article: “Here, as in every generation,
nom area, a lot of dogs. Whatever the homeowner,
then a dog, or even two."

 And finally, I really want to be with you
rejoice for our “dearly beloved”
President Lukashenko A.G., who at the press-
conference July 30, 1997 frankly
stated: “Many people here say that tomorrow I
I’ll start building camps and rotting people in them.
This is a vile lie - we simply have nowhere to build
these camps..."

         (c) Olga DETYUK and FREEMAN soft.