Jokes - Continued.

 
               
               
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 Seven kids beat a wolf. He howls:
 - What are you doing, wolves?!!!
 - Shut up, asshole!
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 The wolf approached the house where the goat had left
 seven kids. He knocks in a thin voice
 says:
 - Baby goats, your mother has come,
 I brought milk...
 And they responded:
 - Get out of here, you unfortunate bugger!
 We sent her for beer!

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- A wife, a wife!
- Hey, what do you want?
- No, well, just look at the face
The neighbor's cat ate on our mice!

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 Highest:
- Madam, I didn’t see meat
it's been a whole week already!
- Mary, show him the cat-
let's fly!
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- Dad, dad, look, grandma is drowning and waving
our hands!
- Why are you shouting - and you nomash her!
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