Anecdotes - According to tradition - straight to the point!

               
               
               
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Little Red Riding Hood with a terrible hangover no-
I was carrying pies to my grandmother. On the way she felt
bad. A cow walked past, looked at her and
decided with otnoutb milk straight from the udder.A
Little Red Riding Hood forced her eyes open:
- Oh, boys, but not all at once...
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Gray Wolf caught Red 
A hat, tied to a tree and
is silent. She asks: 
- Gray Wolf, what do you want 
crucify me?             
- I’m already old for five 
one, honey, okay, if two 
they'll really come out!            




The Gray Wolf ate ba-
byshky and lay down in her
bed wait
Little Red Riding Hood.Ta
came and went to
bed to the Wolf.
- Grandma, grandma,
why are you so-
what big ears?
- And this is so that I can hear you better, really-
"Ka," answers the Wolf.
- Grandma, why are yours so big?
eyes?
- And this is to see you better...
- Grandma, and grandma, why do you need such a ma-
lazy tail?
“And this is not a tail at all,” said the Wolf and
blushed deeply.
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Late at night, a little girl wakes up her
young mother and cries pitifully:
- Mom, I want pussy...
- Sleep, daughter, - the mother answers her. - I
I also want pussy, but where can we find it-
let's go at two o'clock in the morning?.. 
                                   
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A conscript sailor caught at sea
Goldfish. She prayed: 
- Let me go! I will fulfill any of your needs
desire.
- Better fulfill our boatswain's wish,
when he gets on deck in the morning.
In the morning, the boatswain climbs onto the deck from a hangover:
- Well and the weather, the anchor is in my ass!

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