=======================================================TRESH'S TALE=====
==SAT YES KILLER==
once upon a time there was a cat at an uncle's house. beautiful, striped, with
four legs and a tail. he loved his very much
owner, so he often pissed on his beloved man
carpet beautiful, fluffy, with ornaments. and then the cat
ran to the chair and sharpened his claws on it. therefore have
he had very sharp claws.
but his love was not mutual - the cat's husband was not at all
loved, regularly caught a newly relieved cat with
with sharply sharpened claws and dragged him into the room where
poked his muzzle into the same carpet, and then hit him
armchair sadist.
one day, one fine day, a man saw on the carpet
puddle. the roof didn't leak - it wasn't rain. the guy got it
box from the funai v-8008cm video recorder, grabbed
the animal by the cracker and stuffed it there. the cat understood -something is not right here. the man put on a fur coat (with two
pockets and buttons) and went into the forest. he's walking,
long short shol. walked five kilometers,
there is nothing to do! and all for the sake of the cat. and carpet with
chair. he loved them very much. he walked on the carpet and
sitting in a chair. I’d rather have hamsters, the man thought.
here he decided that enough was enough, threw the box away and walked away
back. The cat tried to get out for a long time and finally
it worked. Well, what to do - I walked through the forest and found
some empty hollow and began to live there. and he ate
at the landfill (it was nearby). garbage trucks arrived
regularly, so the cat was not left without food. Here.
one day, when he was once again poking around in a pile
garbage, a fox noticed it. she also came to look
something to eat. went up to the miracle beast and asked,
who he is, where he comes from. and the cat often dreamed that he -
lynx, and less often, a tiger. the cat didn't want to be small
and defenseless. and he’s already sharpening his claws on the chair too
By the way, I didn’t want to. Well, he says to the fox - he has arrived to you
from Africa, I'm a tiger in short. I'm still growingJust. small
I, I’m going through adolescence... the fox thinks - crap,
what a cool animal, I’m on the same path as him! and says to the cat
- and I'm a fox. By the way, I'm still a virgin, fuck me,
the beast of my dreams!!!! just look at what you have
I'm assed! and the buffers are pretty good too! and live with me. at
I have a hole in the center of the forest, five minutes to the landfill
walking distance, all amenities!!!
the cat was delighted and hit her right up to the balls!
fucked her without rushing to finish quickly, etc. they found
in short, a common language. and lived in harmony in the hole...
once, when the fox went to the landfill, he was met by her
old friend - wolf! and right away, for old times’ sake
tried to take control of her. behind of course. but the fox jumped away
and authoritatively declared that that’s why she didn’t fuck with him
there will be. because she has a roommate - a terrible beast
- a tiger, they brought it from Africa. and that he is very
bloodthirsty, and generally loves kada from the carotid artery
the victim is gushing blood and the body is twitching in agony,
of course, dying. and then he, growling in his gut,
commits withvictim ritual sexual intercourse,
having previously dissected it.
the wolf was immediately taken aback, but he was also wondering how this
looks like a monster. says he's a fox, but you can't even attack him
look from afar? the fox thought and said - he’s for it
a kilometer senses other animals, dangerously short! well yes
okay, he says, kill the ram and bring it to tomorrow
clearing by half past five, peel off the current's skin, he's so much bigger
loves, but hide somewhere - look at the monster!
the fox went further and met the bear. and he grabs her ass
- grab it! like - long time no see, maybe -? (let's fight
type). another old acquaintance, whore! well she told him
drives the same cart, the bear has balls from her story
shrank. and he had very large balls. but
He also wanted to look at the animal. - well, bull
in short, take it to the clearing tomorrow (the fox says), hide
okay, then you'll have a look...
wellthe next day I meet a wolf in this clearing with
bear this one with a ram, and this one with a bull. both animals
already killed and skinned. everything is ready in short. eat now.
They began to decide where to hide. the bear was about to climb
a tall pine tree and from there stick it on the fox's roommate. a
The wolf didn't know how to climb trees very well, but
the bear came up with the idea (fool) - he suggested that the wolf climb into
a hole, and he will bury it with old leaves. ok, that's it
done, a wolf in a hole, a bear on a pine tree, sitting and waiting. a
the wolf can’t see anything at all - a bear, a bastard,
I overdid it, threw in too many leaves. but he doesn't
It’s his fault, he wanted it better!
and then a fox appeared in the distance. together with the cat. cat
all happy - the fox promised to feed him for free
something “not from a landfill” (that’s what she said). finally came out
they are in the clearing. the bear almost fell off the tree in surprise
fell - he’s a bit too small of a bloodsucker, but he’s sitting there, looking at what’s going on
there will be.
and the cat then saw the carcass of a ram, and the second one was nearby
(bull). everything inside him was distorted, in his eyes
clouded, he didn’t expect this from the foxgift, although
understood that she herself was not able to overwhelm them,
It’s kind of strange, but oh well.
he pounced on the ram, licked it, bit it, and released his claws
from an overabundance of positive emotions, he even growled from
fun! a story immediately popped into the bear's head
foxes about ritual sexual intercourse with a dismembered victim.
- you caught it, you bastard! - a thought flashed through his head. and here
and the wolf heard a growl in the clearing and tried a little
discard the leaves.
the cat heard something rustling in the leaves and thought - damn,
mouse! It’s good not to waste! and dug into the leaves with everyone
with its crooked, long-uncut claws. straight
wolf in the head. then the wolf realized that he had to live
not for long - they swept him away, shouting “for the forest, for the landfill!” -
ran the hell away from the clearing.
the cat didn’t expect such a turn of events either, he had an appetite
he immediately disappeared, and climbed onto the pine tree, which makyxe
brown animal sittingwith big eggs. bear,
seeing that ritual sexual intercourse cannot be avoided, and
there was nothing left to lose, he jumped down, closing his eyes and
holding your breath (just in case). and when he fell, then
ran very quickly (away) from the potential
source of danger.
and the cat understood everything and abandoned the fox with two children and left
live back in the hollow. and died when he grew old.
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