Humor - NOTES OF AN IDIOT (FROM THE LIFE OF THE LEVT)

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 		  TO BE PRINTED WITH CONTINUATION. 
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 		     Bargaining is appropriate!

Now to the point:
          " NOTES OF AN IDIOT (FROM THE LIFE OF THE LEVT) "
August 26: I’m a fool, a bitch, a whore, why did I give it to him, damn-a-a-...
August 27: And finally we had some good fucking fun!
August 28: Fuck!!! Siphon!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 29: If you do something wrong, you will have to treat it...
August 30: My nose fell off... I’m going to get treatment...
August 31: The doctor, bitch, asked for a lot of money...
1 Sep.: Ears fell off... Fuck him, I'll pay!
2 Sep.: I feel better, I want to fuck again...
3 Sep.: Went to the Council of Sysops, got along with everyone!!!
4 Sep.: He took me into the entrance, we almost...
5 Sep.: At my house! Yes! I'm fucked!!!!
6 Sep: He threw me out, you fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!
7 Sep.: Fuck him, I'll try a blow job with someone else...
8 Sep.: Enjoy it! I'll go to the Sysop Council tomorrow!
9 Sep.: STALEX and GROB'AZ fucked me in the bushes...
SEP 10: LEAF TORN OUT 
11 Sep: Paying for treatment again...
12 Sep: I paid, I’m getting treatment!
13 Sep.: Better... Pussy aches...
14 Sep: Igor is also not bad, although he has a small...
Sep 15: Mother found these notes!!! All...Fucked up!
16 Sep: Phew! I haven't read it!  Give it a whirl?...
          Where is my jacked-up joystick?... And here it is!...
  ....
Oct 20: I brought my friend Katya to the sysopnik, and there everything was
         except for the heavily drunk ones, they fled in horror... Why?...

Last entry: from October 20: I fucked with everyone, I’ll hide my diary
in Izmailovsky Park.  Katya was fucked in the ass by a drunken DR.ALCOGOl, and 
I was pleased. Katya ran to the Sklifasovsky Institute with dismay.
torn ass.... Died from repeated loss of straight-
intestines and from blood loss. DR.ALCOGOl was running around like a nerd
fag, from Katya's lice...

	     		    .  .  .

   Thus, one of the sysops found this diary and handed it over to
to us, in FUCK. We have published only a small part of this diary,
because the rest of the entries are simply not censored for content
profanity and descriptions of sexual acts in a perverted manner
option. This entire diary occupies 1240 sectors and is recorded
on a titanium alloy disk with a diameter of 432 meters - "Klimaks".

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    Of course, everyone remembers the sensational STALEX trial
about our publication.  So now we report - FUCK -
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(C) SURGEON
    HI ENERGY!!!!! Everyone remembers the wonderful correspondent
 FUCK'a - Mr.IKS'a.  As he wrote - simply awesome!!!
But then we learned one most unpleasant story: Mr.IKS
fucked up rappers.   Late at night Mr.IKS was walking out from among the guests, and suddenly
in the entrance of his house a rapper fucked him.  Started
a fight, as a result of which the rapper~ received huge pussy.
When Mr.IKS climbed to his 10th floor, 5 of these
bastards who call themselves rappers.  In an unfair fight to Mr.IKS
Broke a rib, right arm and nose.  But these bitches suffered too.
At the hospital, Mr.IKS~ told me that he broke someone's jaw
and broke the fingers of one on his left hand.  Mr.IKS asked me to convey,
that he left FUCK for good and probably left SPECCY too.
I asked to convey a huge greeting to all FUCK lovers, as well as
and also FUCK to such bastards as:
- GROB'AZ
- 573-Soft
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rapper~ is a bastard who listens to bands like "EAST 17". Wears pants
7-8 sizes larger. Winter difference - "gondon" hat, summer -
baseball cap. Very fucked up. He never fights one on one.
Mr.IKS~ is one of the creators of FUCK. Doesn't like rappers, always
yanno fucks them up. Left the newspaper in September1996.
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