Oldman - DOLDMAN

DOLDMAN
DOLDMAN WALKED THE FOREST ROAD,
THIS GENERATION IS ENTIRELY IN SHIT.
WALKED TO MY WIFE, WITHOUT HIDING A SMILE,
SOMETHING HE HAS TODAY -
MENSTRUATION!
From the editor: Dear DOLDMAN, use ALWAYS gaskets,
who won't let your pants get wet! It will be DRY!


       * ABOUT DOLDMAN *

DIMA GOT UP IN A POO IN THE MORNING
STRAIGHT TO THE KNEE, LEFT WITH YOUR HEAD
"AH! YOUR MOTHER!!!" - THE VILE TYPE SCREAMED
SHOWING CLEARLY AGAINST THE BACKGROUND OF SHIT.
HERE HE UNDOES HIS PANTS WIDE
HE GOT THE PUSSY WITH A SHAKED HAND
MADE AN IMMEASURE FLOW OVER HIMSELF
AND FUCKED UP A LOT OF SHIT.
DIMINS CORE FROM POWER FUCK
BREAKING AWAY AND FALLING SEPARATELY
NEAR A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT
THE ONE THAT SMELLED LIKE THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT.
DIMA IS SHARPLY ANGRY BY THIS FACT
HE TORE ALL HIS PANTIES
HE DRIVED HIS FURRY ASS UP AND DOWN
HE SCREAMED LOUDLY, BURNED AND FARTED.
A GEORGIAN PASSED BY.
HE SAW THIS PICKY PROCESS
HAPPYLY TOOK DICK OUT OF MY FLY
SECRETLY DREAMING OF GAUCHER TO STICK.
A DISHONEST GEORGIAN CREEPED FROM THE REAR
HE PULLED THE PUSSY BY THE BALLS FROM BOTTOM
SO SHE DOESN'T RISE HIGH
AND DID NOT eclipse the dark light.
HERE'S A CHOOK'S DICK, OR MORE ACCURATELY GUIDED
JUICICLY RUBBED WITH VASELINE THE END
SO AS NOT TO RUSH YOUR DIRTY DICK TO THE BONES
DRIVING THROUGH THE CALLED GUTS OF AN OLD MAN.
JUST FUCKING GEORGIAN PLACED
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO DIMCHKA
HE WASHED HIS HEAD AND BALDOY
THEY HIT THE ASPHALT AND DIRT.
DIMAN SOON LOST CONSCIOUSNESS
HE SLIPPED OFF THE GEORGIAN'S DICK BY HIMSELF
AND HIT YOUR HEAD INTO THE SHIT.
IS THIS NOT THE WORST DEATH???