DEAD CHILDREN\t- ALEKS AT HOME AFTER AN EXTRAORDINARY SYSOPRIAN

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	     ALEKS AT HOME AFTER AN EXTRAORDINARY SYSOPRICA
			(memories)

So fuck... Where was I?... Oh damn!  So I was a sysopnik!
Damn!    Who the hell brought vodka for 8,100? Fuck, I have the same
memory loss due to this cheap vodka... Well, damn it, documents
in place, my dick is in place... Phew thank God! So, stop!
Who took me home this time? Maybe STS? Yeah nooo....
What did we drink today?... Ah! Bryntsalovka, dear!
Fuck, I'm a kazel, I got drunk again... So, MPR! Come to me! Where are you? Oh yes,
I'm already home!   Damn, how did I get everyone away from the cops today?
Damn, where did everyone go?  It's like we were all together...
Fuck... I don’t remember anything... So there are also some women there 
were... Where did Masha go???  Fuck, the cops are bitches, I'm in charge
As soon as I sober up (??) I’ll fuck their boss out of the blue!
Here you are, bitches, just wait!  Look!  They wanted two liters!  Yes I am these
I’ll eat two liters out of my throat! That's it, tomorrow I'll be their boss
fuck!   I'll fuck you like a cat!  And he won't notice!  Damn, what about cigarettes?
ran out!

P.s. I think what you just read will become ours
   a regular column... It all depends on Alex, and on one
 my friend, from whom I actually receive some
information necessary for the publication of the newspaper.

p.p.s.: dedicated to the events of the Council of System Operators on 20 OCT.Slage Hammer
						
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Help: Gosha is GPV (his nickname), but he is not in the directory.
         We will correct this matter by the 80th reference book 100%.
   Gosha is a fool who fucks and fucks a lot! (lamer)

			S T I X I
A. Gennadiev
       * CASE WITH GOSHAY IN THE FIELD *

I WALKED ACROSS THE FIELD IN THE MORNING
THE WIND BLOWED IN MY FACE
SUDDENLY I LOOK - THE BUSHES ARE STANDING
AND BEHIND THEM - THE DAMN THINGS!!!
I'M FUCKING APPROACHING
RISING ON YOUR TOES
AND I LOOK THROUGH THE BRUSHES
AND WHAT I SEE IS FUCKING SHIT!!!
JUST BEHIND THE BRUSHES
PUT A BULL OF SHIT
AND WENT AGAIN TO GRAZE
TO Poop AFTER.
BUT THE SHEPHERD DOESN'T SLEEP, YOU VILLAGE!
FOLLOWING THE BULL
WAITING FOR THEM TO LEAVE
HE CAME UP ON THE SHIT.
HE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT
TO APPROACH THE POO
TO BREATH HER WITH PERFUME
AND FORGET FOR THREE DAYS!
HERE HE STANDED ON HUNTS
BENT OVER THE SHIT
STAYED LIKE THIS FOR A MINUTE
AND FELL FACE INTO IT.
AND HE WAS LYING, AND BALDEL
FUCKING, CUMMING, MOANING
IT'S ALREADY AROUND TWO HOURS...
THERE SUDDENLY I ARRIVED.
HEARING STEPS, THE SHEPHERD
STRAIGHTEN OUT TO FULL HEIGHT
UNDOED HIS PANTS
AND PUT YOUR DICK IN THE SHIT
STILL LOOKING AT ME.
I WAS FROZEN WITH FEAR
STOPPED, WENT WHITE
AND DIED AT THE SAME INSTANT...


              *** GOSH AT THE MARKET ***

ONCE ONCE IN THE DARKNIGHT OF THE NIGHT 
SAD GOSHA WALKED HOME.
THE DUDE WAS VERY SAD -
HIS ELDAK GOT SICK.
THE HOOK HOOK BENT,
THE EGGS TURNED SIDEWAY,
HAS GONE BALD AND PALEN,ALL THE POOR GUY IS SWEATED.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM?
HOW DID IT ALL TURN OUT?
LISTEN ONLY ONCE
OUR TRUE STORY:...

IT WAS ON SUNDAY.
GOSHA GETTED UP IN THE MORNING, TOOK UP,
CROSSED PUSSY WITH A BRUSH
AND ROCKED TO THE MARKET.
WHAT DID HE SEE THERE?
REAL SHAME AND DISGRACE,
GOSHA IMMEDIATELY PALED
AND IMMEDIATELY FUCKED.
THERE, IN BRIEF, TWO HOMELESS
GRADUALLY, SEEKLY,
DEAD CATS COLLECTED
AND, OF COURSE, THEY FUCKED IT.
HERE OUR DUDE THOUGHT,
THAT HE'S NOT A FOOL ALSO.
LOOK, I FALLED INTO A CAT
AND THE SAME HOUR HE FUCKED IT.
THERE THE HOMELESS GOT FURIOUS,
THIS IMPRESSION IS UNBEARABLE:
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?
SHE CAME TO FUCK US?!
GOSHA WOULDN'T CARE,
HE WAS ALREADY GRABING FOR THE THIRD.
AND THE HOMELESS WERE NOT IN A HURRY,
THEY WAS SLOWLY COMPLETED.
THEY HAD ONE QUESTION:
WHERE - IN THE EAR OR IN THE NOSE?
AND DECIDED THAT ELDAK
IT WOULD NOT GET INTO THE NOSE.
LOOK, THE HERO HAS BEEN CAPTURED,
HANDS AND LEGS TWISTED
PUTTING EGGS ON YOUR EARS,
FUCKED, SWEATED.
BUT THE HOMELESS SEEMED NOT ENOUGH:
- SHOULD WE START OVER?
THE HOMELESS ONE SPEAKED,
AND HE LOOKED GEORGIYUNADIA.
THE FUCK LASTED THREE HOURS
AFTER WHAT KID
TIED TO SOMETHING
AND THEY WENT TO THE WIRES.
GOSHA HAS HANGED THERE FOR A LONG TIME,
FUCKING FROM THE TENSION,
UNTIL YOU FUCK
IT WAS NOT TORN AWAY BY THE WIND.
GOSHA GOT UP, WOKE UP, AND
MOODY BEGAN TO LOOK FOR HIS.
SO, THEY WERE ARRIVED IN THE HOSPITAL,
GOSHHA WAS RELEASED SOON,
AND NOW WALKS HOME
ALL BEATEN AND LAME.



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  Well, that's all. With this we are forced to end the ninth issue.
	Next time there will be morea bunch of poems and one poem!
			Goodbye, friends!
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