Interview - INTERVIEW WITH KITAEC

Hello people! Your beloved is with you - Dr.Gruz!
Today I want to offer you an interview I took with a certain
a person who calls himself KITAEC.

This Saturday at 8:00 the phone rang. I woke up
I heard on the phone - Doc! Hello! It's me - KITAEC! I want you
tell a lot about yourself. Come to the All-Russian Exhibition Center, to the 1st pavilion.
I got up, ate, recovered and went to the All-Russian Exhibition Center. Having met this
personality, we went to some cafe. They fucked a hundred and got stuck -
Here's the interview:

GRUZ: Who are you, tell us more about yourself.
KITAEC: I am the one whom Hathi himself fears, I am the ghost flying towards
wings of the night, I'm a needle in your ass, I'm a dick in your mouth, I...
GRUZ: Fucked up! Tell me more specifically!
KITAEC: Okay. I'm a spektrumist, a Soviet user, a complete fagot...
GRUZ: Well, why such criticism! What are you doing?
KITAEC: I write various cool music in BASIC, using the operator
beep, I use the servers, I jerk off, I inject myself.
GRUZ: Why do you have such a strange nickname - KITAEC?
KITAEC: Oh, yes! I myself am Russian, and my mother and father are Chinese,
and my grandfather is Japanese, and my grandmother is a prostitute from Las Vegas, and...
GRUZ: Fuck your pedigree! Tell me about your nickname!
KITAEC: Ah! They gave this to me at school.
GRUZ: Just like that right away! And then - I have a grandmother, I have a grandfather
tell us about your favorite program on SPECCY.
KITAEC: This is, of course, SEXTRIS and Fifteen. Such beautiful cars
It’s so nice to let teens down on the monitor when you jerk off!
GRUZ: Wellok, you fucked me, bye!
KITAEC: Wait for my super text for FUCK. I'll shit ARGON in it.

---------------------------------------------------------------