Survey - RESULTS OF A SURVEY OF OUR NEWSPAPER ON THE ZX-NET NETWORK

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RELEASE DATE: 06/02/96

NEWSPAPER NUMBER: 03

RELEASE CODE MASK: ONLINEЗ9

EDITOR: SLAGE HAMMER (Editor-in-Chief), MR.IKS (Deputy
editor-in-chief),BARMALEY (Editor), DR.GRUZ (Correspondent
dent), LOOSE (Special Correspondent).

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TODAY WE HAVE 06/02/96 - AND THEREFORE THE 3rd ISSUE OF "FUCK".
SOMETHING TO READ TODAY:

- RESULTS OF A SURVEY OF OUR NEWSPAPER IN THE ZX-NET NETWORK
- INTRODUCTION TO THE SCORPION FUCKING CLUB
- DO YOU KNOW WHERE OLDMAN WORKS?..
- INTERVIEW WITH KITAEC
- ADVERTISING BREAK
- FUCK TO SHISOFT
- FUCK TO FARAON

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│ THE EDITOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF FUCK.     │
│ ALL HUMILIATED AND INSULTED PLEASE SEND ANSWERS.         │
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│ SLAGE HAMMER │
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And now we want to present the results of the survey on the ZX-NET network.
The survey was conducted anonymously. This survey is the most truthful
vym of all held in ZX-NET. A total of 100 people were interviewed
century
And so:

1. The best edition of our network:

- FUCK 55%
- ONLINE 12%
- ZX-WORLD 10%
- TIME 10%
- BULLSHIT & BULLSHIT 9%
- JOKES 1%
- LIME TREE1%
- Nothing 2%

2. The most bastard on the Internet:

- 583-Soft 45%
- MAGIC SOFT 21%
- SOFTSTAR 20%
- ALEX 14%

3. The worst SysOp and the worst BBS:

ALEX (ALEX) 60%
LIME 1 (GROFAZ) 40%

4. Why don't you upload anything to the BBS:

- Because I have my own BBS 30%
- Nothing to download 20%
- How?                                     20%
- What is BBS?                             20%
- Do you need to call during the day for this?             10%

5. You are satisfied with the current network order:

- No 60%
- Yes 20%
- And I don’t care about 10%
- I fucked your order in the mouth 5%
- Hung up 5%

6. Who would be given pussy at the first opportunity:

- 583-Soft 50%
- ALEX 21%
- Everyone, including you, bitch too, 20%
- to GROFAZ 9%

7. How do you feel about the manifestation of fascism on the Internet:

- Fuck! Fuck these bastards!      90%
- I'll hang you!!!                       5%
- I’ll fuck you in all the cracks 5%

8. If someone sends you FUCK, you:

- I’ll answer with a fucking FUCK 90%
- I’ll find you and give you 10% pussies

9. First word when picking up the phone:

- Who the fuck brought 50% again?
- Ale 30%
- Beer house on the wire10%
- Fuck you with your questions 10%

10. What is your sexual orientation:

- I only fuck women 95%
- I ... pe d i k 3%
- Nicrophil 1%
- Onanist 1%

                       THE SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED BY: MAIN AND KISA.