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║Article: About beer and stories by M. Zhvanetsky.║
║Author: Rezonal, from BBS/PC. ║
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│Why is beer better than women?│
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1.You can enjoy the whole beer
month
2. Beer stains wash off.
3.You should not feed or drink beer.
4.Your beer is always waiting patiently
You in the car while you have another beer.
5. Beer does not need to be washed to become
it tastes good.
6.Beer is never late.
7.You won't have to pay child support,
if you change beer.
8.Beer is not jealous of other beer.
9.Beer labels can be removed without
struggle.
10.Beer caps don't bite.
11.When you come to the bar, you can choose
any beer.
12.Beer never gives you a headache.
13.After you have the beer,
a bottle still costs 10 cents.
14.Beer never makes you faint
if you smell like another beer when you
come home.
15.Have a cold beer - you have
good beer.
16.You can have more than one beer
overnight, without remorse.
17.Beer always goes down easily.
18.You can share beer with
friends.
19.You always know that you are the first
who opens this beer.
20. Beer is always wet.
21. Beer does not require equality.
22.Youyou can have beer in public.
23.Beer doesn't care when you finish.
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│ M i h a i l │
│ ZH V ANETSKY │
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Day.
I wake up and get up.
I get up and wash myself.
I wash my face and eat.
I eat and run.
I run and sit down.
Ding.
I sit and write.
I am writing and starving.
I'm starving and don't write.
Ding.
I get up and run.
I run and sit down.
I sit and swallow.
I run out and run.
Ding.
I sit and write.
I write and yawn.
I yawn and write.
I write and I can’t.
Ding.
I get up and run.
I run and turn it on.
I turn it on and watch.
I look and fall asleep.
I fall asleep and lie down.
I lie down and sleep.
Ding.
I wake up and get up.
I get up and wash myself.
I wash my face and run.
I run and sit down.
Ding.
I sit and write...
I write and I'm starving...
I'm starving and not writing...
Ding...
Lucky and unlucky.
- Tell me.
- Tell me what?
- How are you doing?
- Yes, it doesn’t matter...
- Really? Is your job interesting?
- No, not really...
- I have an interesting one.
- Yes?
- Are you the eldest?
- No, I'm the youngest.
- I'm in charge.
- Yes?
- How do they treat you?
- Where?
- At work.
- How do they relate?.. They don’t relate at all -
Xia.
- It's great for me. Are you respected?
- The devil knows?.. Who knows.
- They respect me. Do you get a lot?
- Something around one hundred and fifty.
-I'm four hundred and progressive.
- Yes?
- What kind of wife do you have?
- Which one?.. Ordinary.
- I have a beautiful one. Great friend,
excellent comrade, mother of my children.
- I also have the mother of my children.
- How much do you have?
- One.
- I have four. What do you have it on?
is he yelling?
- What does it play on? There's something I didn't notice
I wanted her to be on to something.
- I have younger ones on violins, older ones
on pianos, concerts in the evenings. Music.
Violins. Royals. Receiver. TV.
- I also saw a Japanese trans-
resistor Takes well.
- What do you do after work?
- I get carried away with Katka in kindergarten, then
I'm into shopping.
- Where have you been abroad?
-Where could I be? I'm here somehow...
Inside.
- Do you make amateur films?
- Movies? What films?.. I just-
There weren't enough films. Do you have an apartment?
is there?
- Well, it’s a four-room apartment.
- There’s something wrong with me... There’s a fight there -
I'm there...
- Why are you swearing? They will give you an apartment
then swear.
- Actually, yes.
- What kind of boat do you have?
- A boat?.. I’m in the same room with my mother-in-law.
- I have a boat.
- They told me, wait, they will raise you
salary and speak out.
The devil pulled me, I couldn’t resist. And you?
- I'm fine. Why are you the youngest?
- I hit one of the mechanics. He every day
came drunk. He was yelling and being rude. I can't stand it
sting Comradely court... You don’t have that
did it happen?
- What you,what you! I'm fine.
- And there were no cases?
- Nope.
-You never slammed a door, no...
put a statement on the table?
- For what? Great job. good
relationships.
- Well, the situation is changing. Someone is being fired -
then. Someone is being offended.
- Yes...
- Maybe you and your wife got into trouble at least once?
- A wonderful woman, friend, mother...
- Listen, the girls are at work now.
they are so fighting...
- I'm married.
- I know, I know. Listen, have you ever
lent it to anyone?
- Nno...
- Have you had a flood, fire, or repairs?
- Nno...
- Maybe I can help with something?
- What?
- Should I escort you?
- Where? I live nearby...
- Well, go, what to do? Hey, be careful-
but, car, car.
- This is my car.
- Unhappy man.
In the age of technology.
We live in an age of technology. We go out to the inter-
international markets. Our cars are good
excellent, but they need to be advertised.
Here at factory number eight the fraction is six,
in general, at one of our enterprises iso-
brattel Seraphim Mikhailovich... In general,
one eccentric invented a machine for this... In-
In general, they are not fools.
I worked on the car for a whole year, and decided
send the car to Paris for an exhibition. Pra-
yeah, they didn’t let him in, he had something for someone
there was something I didn’t like about X-rays and tests
he doesn't have the same ones. So I went, in my
In this sense, you can’t find fault - all the quality is
nal and quantitative.And the girl is still from
went to the collective farm, she had long been promised to France
tion. Girly just something else in physics
I remembered. And I myself, you know, got tired...
You're running around, racing, digesting all this...
eat these processes, you master it all, so
that you already begin to obey elementary laws
forget. Not like Joule-Lenz or
Oma, but also Archi... This... honey is already finished
You can’t really imagine it to your face.
Like this. But uncle I'm personable, ourselves
you see, black three-piece suit, booties, blue hat
he's hanging on like a nail.
Before leaving, there were negotiations with the inventor.
rily: found out there what charges, what
are attracted, which ones are pulled away... Well,
Anyway, we sat down and let's go. We're coming, I hear
platform: "Sorry, sorry." What is this?
Paris already? Well, we arrived at the pavilion,
forged. A lot of people came running. Car -
general delight.
I already started my speech and finished it in French.
tsuzski. That’s what he said: “Selyavi” in the sense -
I have something to show. People shout to me: “Turn on-
tea." I’m already saying through a translator:
"We understand, French citizens, your non-
patience..
I just said this...
And here we stuck something somewhere...
Then they asked me: “Where did you go?”
zero, remember, come on."
The commission came from Moscow, I was asked
shivala "Where did you stick it, you can remember-
thread?" What to remember when doctors come to me
They didn’t allow me in at all for two months, I have a so-
the standing was difficult.
Girly oneturned out to be stronger, but
Something happened to her speech and she can’t
remember how to milk. The principle is completely for-
was. He doesn’t remember where the milk comes from.
Now the collective farm is treating her at its own expense, doctors
they say there is hope.
Well, the pavilion was quickly renovated,
It's nonsense, it's just blown away.
The car was collected... in a bag and delivered
already different people. They wanted an inventor
take the guard, but I'm in the hospital at the moment
lay, here the team vouched for him, so
that they simply took a written undertaking not to leave.Easy
got off...
As you can see, I’m a little skewed, and
It’s not dying. They say it could have been worse.
But it’s okay, I’ll heal. We live in the age of technology
nicknames So maybe I’ll also go to Japan.
What do you think? Selyavi.
In the store.
Buyer. (Whispers. Winks and lights up)
shouts). I need indoor shoes... For you
called about me?
Salesman. (Whispers. Winking and looking around)
puffing). They called.
PC. (Whispers). Indoor shoes.
Ave. (Whispers). I see, don't shout...
No.
PC. (Whispers, looking around). I see...
The jacket is original for me, 50, 2?..
Ave. Shh... Hush...
Pc. I'll be quieter.
Ave. Ears everywhere.
PC. Jacket?..
Ave. Shhh...
Pc. Original?..
Ave. Shhhhhhh...
Pc. Eat?
Ave. (Looking around for a long time). No.
PC. The trousers are interesting (looks around)...
50?..
Ave. (Looks around). Shhh. Shhh. No.
PC. They called you.
Ave. Yes.
PC.A sheepskin coat?..
Ave. No.
PC. Did they call you or didn't they call you?
Ave. They called and called.
PC. (Looks around). Maybe I'll come later?..
Ave. No need. (Looks around).
PC. (Looks around). Yeah... Then I
I won't come again.
Ave. Shh.
PC. You won't see me again.
Ave. Shh.
PC. Maybe call?
Ave. No need.
PC. I won't. Agreed.
Ave. I just beg you.
PC. I am the grave - I disappear.
Ave. Shh... Where?.. Through the back door.
Deficit.
Listen to me, darling. What do I tell you?
zhu. Everything is heading towards the fact that everything will be everywhere,
there will be abundance. But will it be good?
Wait, take your time, you are young, hot,
blood plays. I was fire myself, now I'm
It's a little damp, although there's still smoke coming out from time to time...
There is no need to rush into abundance. Why?..
You walk down the street and meet me.
- Hello, dear. Come see me
in the evening.
- For what?
- Come in, you'll see.
I come to you, you go through the warehouse manager,
through the store director, through the merchandiser
got a deficit. Listen, no one has -
you are there. I tried it - it melts in your mouth. Taste
specific. I respect you.
The next day I walk down the street and meet
you.
- Hello, dear. Come see me
in the evening.
- For what?
- Come in and you'll see.
You come to me, I’m through the warehouse manager,
through the store director, through the merchandiser
Yes, I got the deficit through the back porch.
Listen, no one has it - I have it.You
I tried it and was speechless. The taste is specific
skiy. You respect me. I respect you. We
Dear people are with you.
There is a screening in the theater, the premiere is on. Who's in
sitting in the front row? Dear people sitting:
the warehouse manager is sitting, the store director is sitting,
The merchandiser is sitting behind. Everything urban begins
The warehouse manager loves the flattery, the warehouse manager appreciates it. A
for what? The warehouse manager is sitting on a deficit. Defi-
cit is the great engine of specific
wearing.
Imagine, the shortage has disappeared. I went
to the store, you went to the store, we didn't
love - he also went to the store.
- Do you have any shoes?
- Eat.
- Are there any black ones?
- Eat.
- Are there varnished ones?
- Eat.
- Black top, white bottom?
- Eat.
- White top, black bottom?
- Eat.
- 42nd, the most popular one, do you have it?
- Eat.
- Listen, it never happened. Now there is.
- Ladies patent leather, burgundy with yarn-
Whoa, with a button?
- Eat.
You bought it, I bought it, we don't love him - he
I bought it too. Everyone bought it.
We all walk around boring, pale, yawning.
The warehouse manager is coming - we don’t notice him. Direct-
torus of the store - we spit on it. Commodity expert
shoe department - like a simple engineer.
This is good? It's disgusting. Let it be
abundance, let there be everything. But let something
that's not enough.
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