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║Article: Horror stories. ║
║Author: Rezonal; .txt file from BBS/PC. ║
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"Remember Petya with blue eyes?
So here they are, these little eyes..."
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║ CONTENTS ║
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║1. games with weapons ║
║2. fathers and sons ║
║3. love animals ║
║4. motley mixture ║
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1. Games with guns
the girl found a pineapple in the field.
it turned out to be a fascist landmine.
I took out a knife and wanted to eat...
the legs were found six kilometers away.
the girl went to play in the field,
a girl found a grenade in a field
“pull the ring” - her uncle told her...
The bow flew over the field for a long time.
the boy found a neutron bomb,
the boy came to school with her...
I laughed for a long time:
"The school is standing, but there is no one in it!"
the girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
they will appear in my dreams for a long time
those blue eyes on the pine tree.
a little boy was sitting on a mine,
the poor boy was sweating from fear.
the drop rolled down and closed the contacts...
use cream brand "Karpaty"!
A warehouse was quickly built on the collective farm.
children found a shell near the warehouse...
the sensitive rural people cry:“He doesn’t give me more piles of bricks.”
a boy found a mortar behind the forest...
no one else lives in the village.
the boy climbed up the tree for a pear,
the old man takes out his sawn-off shotgun with his groin.
a shot is heard, a desperate cry...
“Forty-second,” the old man smiled.
the boy climbed up the tree for a pear,
the old man takes out his sawn-off shotgun with his groin.
a shot is heard and the watchman fell:
The boy got out the Winchester faster.
scarlet ties flutter over the square:
a bomb hit the Pioneer Palace.
naked women flying across the sky:
a rocket hit the bathhouse.
a little boy was sitting by the road.
the tank ran over his legs.
kind uncle in a Chinese cap
calmed the poor thing down with a bullet to the stomach.
2. about fathers and children
My mother gouged out my eyes when I was a child,
so that I don’t find jam in the cupboard.
now I don't go to the cinema, and I don't
I read fairy tales
but I smell and hear well!
It's cold in the house, dad is in a jacket...
Mom lights the stove with her daughter.
daddy gave his son a dagger,
so that he loves daddy more.
Dad was reading a newspaper in the kitchen,
there was a gift sticking out between my shoulder blades.
The son gouged out the eyes of dad and mom,
so that his grandfather read fairy tales to him at least once.
The daughter asked her mother for some candy.
Mom said: “Put your fingers into the socket.”
The children's bones quickly charred...
The guests laughed for a long time at the joke.
the boy sealed TNT in an envelope,
written to dadput the table...
my son asked me to write on granite:
“There was no point in scolding for a bad mark!”
daddy wanted to poison his son,
asks to put arsenic in the roast.
the waiter suddenly becomes stricter:
“It will be twenty kopecks more expensive.”
The boy's mother brings apples.
everyone asks to try an apple...
In the evening the flags were lowered in the camp:
The third detachment was merrily buried.
Mom was cooking soup in the kitchen for lunch,
Alyonushka was sharpening her knife in the nursery.
daughter doesn’t want to go to the market:
"The broth from mom's legs tastes better!"
the girl loved her daddy very much,
I opened the faucet on the gas stove.
dad was sleeping in the next room,
I used to snore, but now I’ve stopped.
Dad dropped a grenade from work,
to show it to his son Ignat.
the boy hid the grenade in the oven...
Dad won't survive no matter how much you treat him.
Dad brought a plane from work,
The son reported his dad to the mentor.
the belt danced with a furious whistle:
The boy wrote the denunciation with a mistake.
grandmother was waiting for her granddaughter from school,
pound potassium cyanide in a mortar.
grandfather got ahead of grandmother, -
nailed my granddaughter to the fence.
the boy Marat did not like his grandfather,
I pointed the gun at my grandfather's house.
Marat missed by eight meters, -
a shell hits a bomb depot.
the little boy hiccupped all the time,
Dad finished his courses to become a paramedic.
covered his nose and mouth with his hand,
Fifteen minutes later he let me go.
the son took a kimono from a friend,
a couple of trickshe saw in the movies.
with a cry of "ki-ah!" and kick
Dad splattered his brains all over the wall.
little boy shooting with a slingshot...
Patches are put on dad's head.
Dad repaired the color TV,
Frolushka plugged into the socket...
Frol now watches the fairy tale every day:
Father won't switch to football.
children played cards in the sandbox.
Kolya and Petya played around all day.
so they gave Vanya an ace:
Dad's eyes will have to gouge out.
Dad the butcher gutted the old man.
the son said irritably to his father:
“Grandfather should have ended a long time ago,”
carrion will only sell for twenty-five rubles"
a little boy climbed into the refrigerator,
I pressed the switch with my little foot.
The snot in my nose quickly froze.
no, he won’t finish his sausage.
a little boy sat on the roof,
a ray of sunshine warmed his head.
The roof collapsed, bones crunched...
no, we won’t go to visit the boy.
a little boy floated on a piece of ice,
an icebreaker approached him from behind.
There is no more gratifying picture in the world:
on the left is half a petit and on the right is half a petit!
the wire winds like a snake through the tree.
the boy grabbed the wire with his hand.
dad bent over a pile of coals:
“Where are these jeans for two hundred rubles?”
a little boy sucked a candy
a dump truck approached him from behind...
Tomorrow morning the newspapers wrote:
"The boy died after choking on candy."
two lovers were lying in the rye.
the combine stood quietly at the boundary line.
stood quietly andwent quietly...
someone found swimming trunks in a loaf.
The little boy loved sweets.
He bought a cake at the bakery opposite.
dad just brought the cake lid, -
everything he snatched from under the wheels.
The boy Ruslan was walking along the road.
Dad had a truck crane at the construction site.
Dad presses the gas more boldly...
There is no one to congratulate my mother on the holiday.
bone to stone, stars in a row...
The tram ran over the October squad.
a little boy was walking at a construction site,
a tower crane nearby was lifting a load.
The old cable could not bear the weight, -
The boy's ears are attached to his sandals.
little Petya was lying on the grass,
Misha accidentally fell from the roof.
The parents in the morgue couldn’t tell:
"Where are whose hands, and where are whose legs?"
little Petya was sledding,
Fearlessly descended from a high hill.
Panas does not press the brake, -
KAMAZ was going to wash it anyway.
a little boy played in the sand,
A dump truck quietly approached him.
no noise or groan was heard -
only the shoes stick out from the concrete.
I asked the technician Petrov:
"why is there a wire around your neck?"
he is silent, does not answer,
He just shakes his legs.
the old lady did not suffer for long
in high voltage wires.
her charred carcass
Frightens the birds.
Vanya is driving by car
all smeared on the tire
the sun has long gone behind the mountain,
a consumptive boy chops wood.
with a crunch the iron went into my leg,
childhood together with the leggone.
3. Any animal
Little Bill came down from the baobab tree,
The twig under my foot broke with a crash.
but little bill didn't hit:
The crocodile opened its mouth just in time.
a little boy caught a fish,
a crocodile crept up on him from behind.
The old crocodile suffered for a long time:
a pioneer badge stuck in my throat.
the girl Tanya was walking around the cage...
Again, no need to feed the crocodile.
the old watchman had a fight with his wife,
I got drunk at night while working at the menagerie.
I went to the wolf to tell him about the trouble...
He will no longer sleep with a woman.
a little boy lost in the forest...
The bear received a delicious gift.
it's cold outside for the little macaque,
She presses her trembling little hands to the poop.
4. motley mixture
a little boy was flying a kite,
the plane was flying right above him.
the thread got right into the engine...
Pakhtakor did not play football anymore.
The October class joined the pioneers,
I decided to celebrate this event.
Petya wanted to pour himself more...
the stone on his neck will prevent him from floating up.
three friends went hunting
The dead grandfather was found in a ditch.
A cry of joy immediately burst out:
"there will be a great barbecue for tomorrow!"
children in the basement played Gestapo...
Plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
children in the basement played hospital
plumber Sinitsin died of childbirth
partisans are sitting in a dugout,
Black smoke billows from the stove.
"so let's move it,friends, glasses, -
The traitor Nicodemus was burned!"
little fedya was digging a hole,
Uncle tripped and fell painfully.
Uncle filled the hole with concrete,
I put the petya on the bottom before that.
son collects scrap in Otradnoe,
Dad and friends drink vodka in the front door.
The whole family went to the hospital to see my mother:
dad has cirrhosis, and son has a fracture.
Yegor came into the neighbors' house at night.
The thief stole a friend's toy.
he won’t take the doll over the fence, -
Natasha throws an ax accurately.
a little boy walked by the stroller...
Sister's eyes are floating in the soup.
Vovochka and his daddy found his mother.
Poor daddy, he's pretty tired.
dad shouts to his son: “help me out!
an hour and a half, and you’ll get a tip.”
Little Vovochka was playing with dolls.
I quietly took off the doll's skirt.
The mother looks at the boy joyfully:
My son is learning to bathe dolls.
How can people trust me now:
I gave myself to him under the moon,
and he took my girlish breasts
and tied it in a knot on the back
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