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║Article: Letters. Questions and answers. ║
║Author: Joker. ║
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In this article we will try to notify
you about what questions arise in your mind
our readers and what they are interested in;
some letters may have already been commented on
were fought, but the fact is that full-fledged
there were no answers...
Today we will try to fix this error
We will be extremely brief, because... let's touch on
main problems...
Well, let's begin...
Gena writes from the city of Shakhty, Rostov region.
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Please send me a printed circuit board + disk with
description of SOUND-DRIVE, as well as a complete description
Sanitation of developments by Getmanets V.M.
A little about myself: I am 18 years old, I study at the Lyceum
at the radio mechanics department. I have PENTA-
GON 128 3++/5.25/AY-3-8910. I am engaged in
Ktrum 3rd year. I'm learning programming
in assembler. Many thanks to Mishchenko A.
for the convenient ALASM, but it lacks re-
press for entering binary numbers and writing an object
no code. The version I use is
2.8; if there is a newer one, please let me know
in his letter, as well as to Dima (STALKER) for
STS 4.2.
A few words about your magazine. Magazine to me
I liked it because it contains a lot of fresh information
skills not only in hardware, coding, but yes-
the same for all teams and individual
to those creating P.O. for Spectrum.Only
The INTERFACE is rather weak, and regarding the graphics in
think about the text. And in terms of the quality of information
no one compares to you. Good luck to you
magazine and more readers.
WITH RESPECT, GENA.
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I will answer, JOKER/AWS/MAFIA, i.e. Audi-
Tsov Andrey; and so, let's begin.
"J" Regarding SOUNDDRIVE, I probably don't care
I'll make you happy, because We haven’t sold it for a long time;
the fact is that the advertisement was given very
long ago and already outdated, and if you haven’t seen
in the next issues of our magazine similar
announcement, then it can be considered
that 'this' business is no longer for sale.
Now about the developments: we send out
We won’t do anything, because... think for yourself: "FUCK
KOZE BAYAN??!?”, here, here, the developments of that comrade.
VMG and it’s easy for us to advertise other people’s products
ukt is not at all reasonable, believe me. I can
tell me to buy the first issue of another one
Kharkov magazine 'ZX-power':1 - and there
everything is specifically written.
And regarding the warm words addressed to SPA magazine-
SIBO, it’s always nice, but what about the interface?
is being finalized, as you can see, but about
graphics in the text I will say that there is simply no one
I'm already straining myself to do this
MAFIA, so that they do at least something.
I hope, Gena, I gave you a full-length
answer, but if it’s not clear, then call,
write. Got it?...
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Victor writes to us from Simferopol
I've finally had enoughbreak off and I
I decided to write you a letter. The first sign
The meeting took place with the group SMASH from Se-
Vastopol. And so, finally, I decided to...
write a message for Mafia.
"J" This is, of course, good, but what do you want-
are you scratching?
"Q" What do I actually want?
"J" Yes, yes, what do you want?
"B" So, I don't mind buying new ones
friends on SPECCY, for my part I can
offer help (in terms of music and codes)
"J" For needing someone,
you have to see what you can do, ta-
there are a lot of letters, but the percentage of forwarding dis-
the workload is very small, and for the offer
thank you, what's next?
"B" If you are interested in my offer -
nie - write, call, with pleasure
Let's talk.
"J" I already wrote about this, but what if
If you seriously want to help, then I’m looking forward to your work!
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The group "Jurassic Software" from
glorious city of Ulyanovsk (Ulyanovsk again
"J" Oh, and a bunch of these yurasiks got divorced...
here, no offense intended.
"JS" And to be completely precise, I write
MAXWELL.
"J" So you need to warn me right away, otherwise I
started publishing yours with the JS subtitle
words guys.
"M" Just read your third and fourth
first numbers and this is what I want to say
about this: The magazine is beautiful, the music is great
superb, special effects are world class
standards, the texts are interesting and...inter...
(p.s. it’s clear!) as inSpectrophone.
"J" Again, thanks for the criticism, but
in my opinion you bent over the fact that ours
Inter... looks like Spectrofonovsky, here
I think everything is different, like heaven and earth.
Therefore, take a closer look and feel
experience the difference MAXWELL!!!
"M" To be honest: I was hoping to see not-
what's more when I subscribed to the magazine "IZ HA-
RYKOVA". I advise you to work on "I" flipped through -
ki and then...
"J" One thing is not clear what kind of magazine you publish -
I came from Kharkov, I didn’t have anything like that
I remember, and printing magazines
we are not there yet, remains a mystery, or maybe
you “register” them from your comrades in the dark -
unknown past, those who are not from our generation
they know, but they shout in the market, buy "YOU-
WRITTEN" magazine from Kharkov, what are you
I wanted to see more, here again it’s inconvenient
okay???
"M" Well, they wrote about you, but probably for you
I want to know about us.
"J" With such an inclination, you might not want to!
"M" You're probably thinking: "Who else are they? And
They’ve also decided to attack us!”
"J" That's exactly who you are, well, I'm attacking
so far, I repeat, I haven’t seen it yet, and thank God
Believe me, as always, I say...
"M" We are a new group on the SPECCY market, although
We have existed since 1994.
"J" Again the mystery of the universe. What are you new-
This group is clear, but I haven’t seen it
nothing more from you, but you exist
but not since 1994, because
People at the age of 3 have not yet learned to write and
read accordingly, how not to try.
"M" NowWe release our magazine "REALTIME"
'Available from FIKUSA from FLASH inc.)
"J" Magazine is commendable, but if such as
all the “commendable” ones of this type, I’m sorry -
those, you just need to look at it from afar
Well, I know that FICUS has it, Lekha has it
everything is there, but we haven’t been with him for a long time
communicated.
“M” Well, now about the main purpose of the letter.
We would like to establish cooperation with Va-
we would like something about us and our journal-
here I recognized the people sitting out the night before
with your own computers, after all, your circulation is
will be longer than ours (I read that already in the 50th
childbirth) spreads).
"J" I'm always in favor of cooperation, but this
send at least something, anything.
And the youth are different now, “We want it to be about
they recognized us,” Yes, times change, the re-
Guys, I need to carve a path for myself, this is what I need
it cost a lot of effort, but I
I never asked anyone for anything
help me become famous, that’s not the point if
do sensible things and ask no one
no need, everything will go by itself, letters and calls
and fame and, if you want, then salary, only
I don’t know what exactly you are doing.
Well that's okay. Of course we can have circulations
I can only envy it, I can’t believe it myself.
"M" By the way, regarding the style of presentation
your articles, then my opinion is that they are closer to
reader than the Spectrofonovsky ones.
"J" Thank you very much, and with Spectrofo-
nope, I'm sure you liked it
Numbers 20 and 21...
"M" Write morenothing about it. If
what's wrong - write to us. At the same time, write
what do you think about our magazine. In advance
grateful. We are waiting for an answer.
MAXWELL/JURRASIC
"J" You don't need anything, it's not bad anyway
talked. And finally everything is so, the magazine as soon as I see it
I will definitely write my reaction. Also to you
good luck and THANK YOU for your letter.Joker/Aws/Mfa!
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They write to us from the city of Kemerovo, Daniil Bayanov
"D" Hello dear editors of computer-
th magazine "FAULTLESS".
"J" Hello, Hello...
"D" Firstly we would like to place in
your magazine advertisement.
"J" Well, that's okay, we'll post it somehow.
"D" Secondly, our company is ready to become
permanent distributors of the magazine "FAULT-
LESS".
"J" Regarding "distri" and even butors it's
you need to think about it, but if you want to distribute
magazine then: Transfer 50 thousand rubles. on mine
address in Kharkov and receive accordingly
fresh THE FAULTLESS.
"D" We can offer for publication in your
original system and gaming magazine
programs (c) PLAYGEAR Co. demonstrations,
bottles...
"J" Everyone can only suggest, we almost
We don’t give up anything, and as they say
only for it, but I’m already fed up with offers, I need it
do things, and don’t just offer stuff.
If you want to publish, send it.
"D" I'm ready to release my own magazine.
There is one more announcement on this matter. Size-
we will advertise your advertisement in our magazine, we will respond
for any questions on the pagesmagazine.By
wishes and suggestions should be sent to the Address
650065. Kemerovo PO Box 3567
Bayanov Daniil Ivanovich
We look forward to further cooperation with
by the editors of "FAULTLESS".
"J" Magazine again...
But we shouldn’t hope for cooperation,
deal with them i.e. Collaborate with MAFIA'pc'97
"D" Finally, I would like to say a huge
thank you for the fundamentally new approach to
content and design of "FAULTLESS" to us
I really like it.
EPILOGUE: “You are on the right road, comrades”!
V.I.Lenin
"J" Thank you, thank you, thank you for your letter!
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The following letter came to us from GALUSE I.
from the city of Minsk.
Introduction: We received this letter very
for a long time, there was simply no case of dropping it -
shine. And now this day has come.
Even if it's raining outside right now...
I have and....
The mood is at zero, then I think you’re at least not-
smile a lot.
"And" I kindly ask you to print it in your magazine.
le next announcement.
"J" They didn't teach you how to say hello, but...
"And" In connection with the upcoming departure abroad
tsu", I decided to give mine.....
"J" What border are you planning to leave for?
they are different, for example, farewell to
your “roof”, MOTTO Like: Grisha, bury
I'm CRAZED!!! Well, why are you giving your own
were you excited?!?
"I" Computer 486 SX 33 -spectrum emulator-
Ma, give it to the Sinclairist, which will give him pain -
Greater opportunities.
"J" Tell such tales to the birds, and SXthis is
what can SUX be abbreviated as ???
What possibilities are you talking about?
play with HOUSE, I mean Doom or something...
You learn to write the peripherals correctly, otherwise
Your handwriting is absolutely lousy, it’s obvious right away
You're still too young to go abroad, what should you do there?
nothing to do except get treatment?!? But with this
In a case like yours, it’s simply not realistic.
Therefore, stay on the sovdep and write such
letters to all electronic publications, which will give
you have a lot of opportunities to show you off
"best" side... These will be in kind
"GREAT OPPORTUNITIES" RIGHT?!?!?!?
"And" Don't be afraid to be late because... the solution will be
done in the spring (But don't hesitate) who knows
what could happen. Write...
"J" I would write better, don't be afraid to be on time, but
then you’ll be late. It’s true that anything can happen
Guess what, maybe they'll throw you somewhere, for your kindness -
eyes or the roof will explode completely,
It’s not for nothing that tiles are advertised as saying
it's better than slate, well, here's the result on the "go-
fishing", was stingy at one time, but now
please, the person is suffering...
“And” I will definitely answer those who:
Will send an envelope with a return address and $2 to
international phone call and number
phone number with city, village, village code...
"J" Oh, that's what you wanted, we know people like this:
Send 2$ for a call, I'll call you know that
who will you tell: the CHIEF DOCTOR in...somewhere.
Of course, jokes are jokes, but here is a case of co-
everyone is distant from humor, if you wanted to
joke, you didn't succeed at all
dearour “I”... And if you wanted a little
profit, then the system is not for you, brother,
blow, you probably thought that you would send us
letter and I "JOKER" will start writing you a bunch
letters and calls saying give me a computer, I’ll give it to me
I deserve it, I attacked the wrong people, such letters
they write only LAM... it’s clear who... Even
no self-respecting person would write something like that.
Playing with the feelings of others is simply self-
dism, you didn’t hurt me one bit, after all
As soon as I received the letter I had a blast
I even told my friends...
And if I published it, then believe us -
would you have comrades who would write to you
letters would at least be completely sure of
that this is bullshit, so before that
how to joke next time, consult with
anyone with a sense of humor is ok.
THIS IS JUST STUPID!!!
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Well, dear readers, as you can see people
everyone happens, and perhaps “FAULTLESS” is the only one
TV magazine that brings the most
"scented letters".
Read "FAULTLESS" as you see all the jokes
in one set...
And for today it’s worth finishing, the rest of the
You can see comments on the letters in
the next issues of our brainchild "FAULTLESS
And with you was the main organizer of the MAFIA and
of course the main ideological embodiment and re-
daktor, etc. etc. namely Odintsov A.
you mean JOKER/AWS/MAFIA private corporation
I look forward to your letters, Congratulations!
14.02.97 16.00.22
Happy Saint's DayValentino!!!
WITH ZE BIG LOVE 2 ALL LOVERS OVER Z WORLD
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