Open conversation - About prison life.

Fanat Newspaper #03
                                          
 OPEN CONVERSATION             
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 HAVE YOU EVER SIT IN PRISON? I THINK
WHAT IS NOT T.K. MAINLY, NACKERS,  
THE PEOPLE ARE CALM... FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT YET 
I UNDERSTAND WHAT CENTURY HE LIVES IN, I WILL EXPLAIN THE WRITTEN -
BUT I WILL TRY WITHOUT EXAGGERATINGLY 
I TAKE NOTHING ONE gram, TO DESCRIBE ALL THE “CHARMING” 
THERE ARE "LIFE" ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.         
 I DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU WITH A LONG STORY ABOUT
WHAT IS A PRISON? I WILL SAY ONE WORD - 
HO-ASS! AND IF YOU CAN GET THERE-  
IS BY "LUCKY", THEN ZARA- 
PACK YOUR BAGS EXCEPT THOSE ITEMS  
WHICH I WILL NOW LIST.               
 PROHIBITED FOR SALE AND USE OF Z/K: 
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1) OBJECTS, PRODUCTS AND SUBSTANCES SEIZED  
FROM CIVIL CIRCULATION;                  
2) ALL TYPES OF FIREARMS AND COLD WEAPONS    
WEAPONS;                                   
3) VEHICLES;                 
4) EXPLOSIVE, POISONOUS AND FIRE HAZARDOUS
SUBSTANCES;                                 
5) MONEY, VALUABLE ITEMS, SECURITIES;    
6) OPTICAL INSTRUMENTS;                    
7) WRIST AND POCKET WATCHES (IN THE COLONIES AND
PRISONS);                                 
8) FOOD PRODUCTS REQUIRING THERMAL   
TREATMENTS: YEAST, SUGAR;                 
9) ALL TYPES OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKS, BEER,   
PERFUME, COLOGNE AND OTHER ALCOHOL-BASED PRODUCTS
BASIS;                                   
10) DRUGS AND MEDICINAL SUBSTANCES
MEDICAL SUBJECTS;         
11) TYPE WRITERS, MULTIPLIING MACHINES
12) KNIVES, OTHER PINSIVE OBJECTS; 
13) LIGHTERS;                            
14) AXES, HAMMERS, OTHER TOOLS;   
15) PLAYING CARDS;                      
16) PHOTO CAMERAS, VIDEO CAMERAS, VIDEO CAMERAS
TOPHONES, CHEMICALS;                         
17) ANY DOCUMENTS EXCEPT THOSE RELATING TO 
CASE;                                     
18) TOPOGRAPHIC MAPS, COMPASSES;       
19) MILITARY AND OTHER UNIFORMS,    
ACCESSORIES TO IT, AS WELL AS OTHER VER-
FURN CLOTHES, HATGEARS AND FOOTWEAR IS NOT USED 
TANNED SAMPLES;                     
20) COLORED PENCILS, PAINTS, COPYING PAINTS
NAY PAPER;                               
 WHAT DOES THIS SMELL? CORRECT - IN 
THERE IS NO LIST OF PROHIBITED THINGS FOR WOMEN, BUT THERE ARE   
NOT ON THE LIST OF ALLOWED THINGS - YOU CAN   
TRUST ME! NEXT TIME SOMETHING ELSE 
BE CHARKAN...                           
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 NOTHOOLIGANT, TRAMPS!   "DEMON"

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