OPEN CONVERSATION
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HAVE YOU EVER SIT IN PRISON? I THINK
WHAT IS NOT T.K. MAINLY, NACKERS,
THE PEOPLE ARE CALM... FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT YET
I UNDERSTAND WHAT CENTURY HE LIVES IN, I WILL EXPLAIN THE WRITTEN -
BUT I WILL TRY WITHOUT EXAGGERATINGLY
I TAKE NOTHING ONE gram, TO DESCRIBE ALL THE “CHARMING”
THERE ARE "LIFE" ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.
I DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU WITH A LONG STORY ABOUT
WHAT IS A PRISON? I WILL SAY ONE WORD -
HO-ASS! AND IF YOU CAN GET THERE-
IS BY "LUCKY", THEN ZARA-
PACK YOUR BAGS EXCEPT THOSE ITEMS
WHICH I WILL NOW LIST.
PROHIBITED FOR SALE AND USE OF Z/K:
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1) OBJECTS, PRODUCTS AND SUBSTANCES SEIZED
FROM CIVIL CIRCULATION;
2) ALL TYPES OF FIREARMS AND COLD WEAPONS
WEAPONS;
3) VEHICLES;
4) EXPLOSIVE, POISONOUS AND FIRE HAZARDOUS
SUBSTANCES;
5) MONEY, VALUABLE ITEMS, SECURITIES;
6) OPTICAL INSTRUMENTS;
7) WRIST AND POCKET WATCHES (IN THE COLONIES AND
PRISONS);
8) FOOD PRODUCTS REQUIRING THERMAL
TREATMENTS: YEAST, SUGAR;
9) ALL TYPES OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKS, BEER,
PERFUME, COLOGNE AND OTHER ALCOHOL-BASED PRODUCTS
BASIS;
10) DRUGS AND MEDICINAL SUBSTANCES
MEDICAL SUBJECTS;
11) TYPE WRITERS, MULTIPLIING MACHINES
12) KNIVES, OTHER PINSIVE OBJECTS;
13) LIGHTERS;
14) AXES, HAMMERS, OTHER TOOLS;
15) PLAYING CARDS;
16) PHOTO CAMERAS, VIDEO CAMERAS, VIDEO CAMERAS
TOPHONES, CHEMICALS;
17) ANY DOCUMENTS EXCEPT THOSE RELATING TO
CASE;
18) TOPOGRAPHIC MAPS, COMPASSES;
19) MILITARY AND OTHER UNIFORMS,
ACCESSORIES TO IT, AS WELL AS OTHER VER-
FURN CLOTHES, HATGEARS AND FOOTWEAR IS NOT USED
TANNED SAMPLES;
20) COLORED PENCILS, PAINTS, COPYING PAINTS
NAY PAPER;
WHAT DOES THIS SMELL? CORRECT - IN
THERE IS NO LIST OF PROHIBITED THINGS FOR WOMEN, BUT THERE ARE
NOT ON THE LIST OF ALLOWED THINGS - YOU CAN
TRUST ME! NEXT TIME SOMETHING ELSE
BE CHARKAN...
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NOTHOOLIGANT, TRAMPS! "DEMON"
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