Fairy tale - DEMON, RU$$ and the “road of life”.

Fanat Newspaper #03
                                          
 DEMON, RU$$ and "ROAD OF LIFE"       
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 SOMEONE RU$$ CALLED ME AND SAID THAT
HIS ANCESTORS LEAVE FOR THE VILLAGE FOR 3-4 DAYS, AND
THAT THE HUT WILL BE FREE. I'M SO OVER
I WAS SO HAPPY THAT I WENT TO THE STORE IMMEDIATELY AND   
I PURCHASED SO MANY ALCOHOL IN DIFFERENT CALIBERS,
AS MUCH AS I COULD CARRY. ALL THIS IS TREASURE I AM   
I STACKED IT IN MY BARUSHNIK AND NOTIFIED RU$$  
ABOUT THIS. THERE IS ONLY TO WAIT...       
  THE CAR WITH ANCESTORS HAS JUST STARTED DEPARTURE-
FROM HOME, AND I WAS ALREADY AT RU$$a AND   
DRINKING COLD BEER. IT WAS AUGUST 1995...
 I WILL SAY IMMEDIATELY THAT WITH THE WHOLE BATCH OF ALCOHOL, 
WHICH WE COLLECTED FOR 4 DAYS, IT COULD BE   
GO AWAY A COMPANY OF LIKE US, BUT IT'S US 
ON THE SCARECROW - WALK, SO WALK!             
 THERE WAS STILL LITTLE TIME (I mean, THERE WAS STILL  
LIGHT) AND WE WERE JUST DRINKING BEER, COMPLETELY
SHENNO DOESN'T THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE. THEN RU$$ SKA- 
THE HALL WAS HUNGRY AND WE WENT COOKING-
THUS. WE FRIED POTATOES AND MADE CHARLOTTE 
WITH APPLES AND DECIDED TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE
TARGET WHICH (BY OUR ASSUMPTION) SHOULD
THE WIFE WAS IN FIGHT WITH CHARLOTTE. COVERED PU-
THIS TABLE AND SUDDENLY... WE REALIZED THAT WE DON'T
GRAB THE GIRLS. WITH YOUR BRAINS, WE  
WE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT IS EARLY TO INVITE BAB 
WATO. SIT DOWN TO EAT TOGETHER. NOTHURRY ZAHA-
TAKE THE POTATOES (FUCK US) AND GO TO
CHARLOTTE WITH WINE. AFTER THE SECOND GLASS   
WINE, I REALIZED THAT IT WAS MIXED WITH RA- 
WHAT I DRINKED BEER - I GOT A FIT -
GREAT MOOD, RU$$A TOO. SIT
IN THE KITCHEN AND DRINKING, IT WAS NOT VERY CULTURAL AND
WE MOVE THE TABLE TO THE HALL WHERE THE TRAVEL STANDED
MUSIC CENTER (WATT AT 90). COLON
WE "THROWED IT OUT" ON THE BALCONY AND TURNED EVERYTHING IN 
THIS SIMPLE DESIGN IS FULL OFF
-EVERYTHING HAS JUST BEGINNED...                 
 IT WAS ALREADY THE FOURTH O’CLOCK AND ALL THE BEER WAS OUT
IT'S COMING TO VODKA. UNDER THE RUMBLING ON
THE WHOLE HOUSE IS MUZON, WE OPENED THE WATER AND THE FLOOR
NO GLASSES.                               
- “THE DON’T SNACK AFTER THE FIRST,” SAID RU$$
AND DOWN MY GLASS, I HAD TO DO-
IT'S THE SAME - THERE WAS STILL NO SNACK!
RU$$ AGAIN SPILLED VODKA INTO GLASSES AND WITH PO- 
IN A POOR PHRASE: - "BETWEEN THE FIRST AND SECOND PRO-
THE BETWEEN IS NOT LONG,” DRINKED A SECOND GLASS.  
I DRINKED TOO. THEN THERE WERE SOME MORE THAT-
STOV, THEN THE LITER BOTTLE IS EMPTY
LA... BY SOME MIRACLE WE WERE STILL STANDING ON
LEGS AND EVEN COULD THINK! THERE WAS ONLY 6
AT HOURS OF THE EVENING... NEXT, WE WENT TO ME  
HOME AND TOOK A TV CONSISTING ONLY 
MADE OF PLASTIC CASE AND SEEDED KINES
COPA. THEY DRAGGED HIM TO RU$$ IN PLEASE
ANOTHER JOKE, THE PLAN OF WHICH WE DEVELOPED
WE WORKED BEFORE.WE OPENED A SECOND LITTER AND DRINKED TWO   
GLASSES AND STOPPED INTO THE "BUILDER" -KURAZHI-
SHIT (DID NOT TAKE VODKA WITH THEM - DECIDED TO BOTH - 
HAPPY BEER).                              
 THERE WERE FEW PEOPLE IN THE "BUILDER" AND FOR A LONG TIME   
WE DID NOT STAY THERE - EXACTLY AT 20.30, FRIEND -
BUT I GOT OUT OF THERE. NEAR THE "SHOPPING CENTER"
SEVERAL GUYS CAME UP TO US AND ASKED 
ADD FORCE ON THE BLDBLE. AFTER THE WELD
HONORALLY, WE ALL TOGETHER CUT THIS BUBBLE 
AND WE BOUGHT A SECOND one. WE DRINKED AGAIN AND THEN 
MORE GUYS WALKED WITH VODKA. WE HAD ALREADY BUT- 
RMALLY AND WE, TOOK A BEER FROM A KIOSK, CRAWLED- 
WHEN GOING HOME, DRINKING THE PURCHASED PI- 
IN. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE "SHOPPING CENTER" AND     
"GPTU-3" SUDDENLY WE BECAME BAD AND WE FROM- 
THERE IS EVERY SQUARE METER CONTAINING  
PRESS YOUR STOMACH. SINCE THIS ROAD 
HA (BETWEEN US), IT'S CALLED "DORO- 
GO LIFE."                               
 SO, WITH ADVENTURES, WE GOT TO HA- 
YOU WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO WASH AND PRESS 
WALK INTO YOURSELF.                            
 THE TIME WAS SOMEWHERE ABOUT 23..., BUT IN    
WE STILL CAME! LEFT TO BE TAKEN 
A PREVIOUSLY PREPARED TV TO THE STREET, AND FOR-
TAPPING IT IN A PLACE WHERE IT WOULD BE GOOD  
I SAW "PEOPLE" PASSING PAST...         
 THEY TOOK THE TV OUTSIDE, AND THEY WERE OUTSIDE
WE WENT TO THE 2ND FLOOR TO SEE "IN"  
ROV", AS THEY SAY, IN YOUR FACE...            
 ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR PASSED (WE, ALLTHIS
IT'S TIME TO "STOP" THE VODKA THAT WE HAVE LEFT -
MOOK FUCKED UP) AND THE FIRST “WISHER” APPEARED
HAVE A TRAVEL TV AT HOME. THAT'S WHAT HE IS 
IT LOOKS LIKE NEW! I MEAN   
TV...                              
 TO BE MORE PRECINE, THERE WERE SEVERAL FOUR THIEVES 
A LOT OF GUYS AND AS MANY WOMEN, BUT THE THING IS   
THAT ONLY ONE "IDIOT" DROPPED INTO 
TV MANIA. I WILL SAY IMMEDIATELY THAT I DID  
THIS GUY IS BEING VERY CAREFUL AT FIRST
I LOOKED LOOKED, THEN I ATTRACTED MY OWN TO IT   
FRIENDS... AND, FINALLY, HE SAID TO- 
RING PHRASE: “GUYS, THE TV IS WORTH NEW, 
CAN WE PRIVATIZE FOR OUR USE?” 
 RU$$om AND I NEARLY PISSED IN PREPARATION-
SHENIYE ENDOUNCMENT...                         
 THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT THESE ARE THE VERY GUYS
WE EXAMINED ALL THE "BURNING" WINDOWS, WE EXAMINED   
SURROUNDINGS AND ENTRANCE ITSELF - OUTSIDE - 
THEY WERE NOT HERE AND THEY DECIDED TO "FUCK" THOSE  
LEK!!!                                    
 T.K. SUCH A QUICK END, WE ARE WITH RU$$om IN
WE DIDN'T EXPECT IT, THIRSTING FOR A "COOLER" JOKE
SO WE HAD TO "COME OUT" FROM THE AMBUSH
IT TURNS OUT THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF MY EX-
MY CLASSMATES WHOM I HAVEN’T SEEN FOR A LONG TIME
AND WE HAD TO DRINK AGAIN!            
 THEN WE INTRODUCED THEM TO THE BUSINESS AND THEY WENT FOR A LONG TIME
WE WERE JOKING... A LITTLE LATER, EVERYTHING WAS SEPARATE
THE FOXES WENT HOME, AND RU$$om AND I STAYED WAITING
THERE ARE THE FOLLOWING "CLIENTS".                  
 A LOT OF TIME HAS PASSEDTELEK STO-
YAL ON THE BENCH, ATTRACTING THE ATTENTION OF PASSERSHIP 
FUCKING, BUT NO ONE WAS GOING TO “PUSS” HIM! 
 IN THE END, WE ARE TIRED OF EVERYTHING (YES AND   
THERE WAS A LOT OF TIME), WE WENT OUT AND OURSELVES   
THE CINESCOPE HAS BEEN SMASHED ON THE ASPHALT.              
 RU$$a'S HOUSES HAVE BEEN ENTERED INTO SLEEPING
DRINKING IN THE ASS, BUT BEFORE THAT, RU$$ POS- 
TAVIL ON THE VIDEO "PLAYBOY" IS THE LAST,  
WHAT I REMEMBER. THIS MORNING I ASKED RU$$a:   
- "DID WE FUCK A GIRL IN THE ELEVATOR?"      
  RU$$ JUST FOOLED... I SAY 
THE VIDEO WAS TURNED IN BEFORE BEDTIME...                
 HOW MUCH WE DRINKED THAT DAY - STORY.....
IS SILENT! I DON'T REMEMBER WHO WAS DRUNKEN!      
AN INVESTIGATION IS IN PROGRESS...........                 
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 DRINK WITH YOUR MIND... DEMON

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