Humor - Why did the chickens cross the road?

   Why did the chickens cross the road?

     QUESTION.

     Why did the chickens cross the road?

     ANSWERS.

     KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To go
to the other side.

     PLATO: In search of better conditions.

     ARISTOTLE: It's in the nature of chickens -
cross the road.

     KARL MARX: It was historical
inevitable.

     SADDAM HUSSEIN: It was
an unprovoked act of rebellion and then,
that we dropped 50 tons on them
nerve gas, it was quite
justified.

     JACK NICHOLSON: Because they fucking
wanted this. That's the fucking reason.

     RONALD REAGAN: I forgot.

     HIPPOCRATES: Because of excess
bile content in the pancreas.

     MARTIN LUTHER KING: I imagine
a world in which all chickens will be free
cross the streets and no one will
asking why they did it.

     MOSES: And God came down from heaven and said
chickens - you must cross the road. And
the chickens crossed the road and celebrated it
the event is a great holiday.

     FOX MULDER: Have you seen them?
crossing the street with their own
eyes.  How many more chickens should go
street for you to believe it?

     RICHARD M. NIXON: Chickens don't
crossed the road.  I repeat, NO chickens.
crossed the road.

     MACHIAVELLI: The point is that chickens
crossed the road!Who cares why?
The end of the transition justifies any motive
, which they had.

     FREUD: What are you all concerned about?
chickens crossing the road reveals your
hidden sexual complexes.

     BILL GATES: I just accomplished
release of the new Cyprus Office 2000,
who not only crosses the road, but also
lays eggs, organizes placement
Your files and pays your bills

     OLIVER STONE: The question is not -
Why did the chickens cross the road?  Rather
you need to ask who was crossing the road while
we watched them cross it
chicken?

     DARWIN: Chickens for a long time
periods of time have passed through
natural selection in such a way that they
genetically predisposed to transition
streets.

     EINSTEIN: Chickens were crossing the road
or the road moved under the chickens -
depends on your point of perception.

     BUDDHA: Imagine yourself as a chicken and
ask yourself this question.

     ERNST HEMINGWAY: To die.
Get wet in the rain and die.

     CONSULTANT ARTHUR ANDERSON:
Lack of regulation on chicken
side of the street endangered the current
market position.  Chickens collided with
the need for change and transformation
to create and develop the conditions required
in modern circumstances.  Anderson
Consulting, in relationship with napthepckuxclient, helped the chickens rethink their
physical distribution strategy and
implementation of current processes. Using
Poultry Integration Model
(PIM), Anderson helped the chickens use
their skills, techniques, knowledge, capital and
experience to align chicken processes and
technologies in support of their universal
strategies within the Structure
Program Management.     Anderson
Consulting has collected various analysis methods
street intersections and best representatives
chickens together with Anderson consultants,
with extensive experience in transport
industry, have determined a two-day route
movements to increase capital
chicken knowledge, both explicit and implicit,
and give them the opportunity to interact
with each other in order to successfully build and
introduce broad entrepreneurship
structure via kohtuhuyym
chicken-expensive-transitioning processes.
The route was strategically
based, industrially focused and
designed to be consistent, clear and
seamless market message in accordance
with the mission of the chickens and their vision of the situation.
This contributed to the movement towards the creation
full-fledged business integrated
solutions. Anderson Consulting helped the chickens
change to become more successful.