Humor - a fairy tale about a pioneer leader who ate little children!..

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        Ну и напоследок сказочка о        
       пионервожатом, который кушал       
           маленьких деток !..Warlock                                   
                                          
             GLITCHED RAVENS.              
                                          
               HI,PEOPLES!!!               
                                          
   This article will be linked to this
rules game like "Black Raven".        
   Recently my brother came over to me and
told this dream:                      
   I'm sitting here playing CROW and there's someone
Kung destroyed my catapult... but Kung didn’t
knew who he was dealing with, suddenly a catapult
became on the rear wheels, and became the front ones
wet the poor fellow Kung.                    
   In general, what people can’t dream of
and it won't glitch.                         
 WILD (aka EXECUTOR, UNCLE MISHA)
told me such a joke that heplayed
CROW FOR ABOUT TWO DAYS WITHOUT A BREAK!!!!  
And after that he dreamed,
it's like he's playing CV and suddenly burst into flames
red indicator in the corner (like you're getting wet
). Well, he's moving the cursor across the screen
led him around, looked, and there were priests friend
friend is beaten. And they chop with sticks, not eggs.
                                          
   And now about someglitches in the
game (or maybe not glitches).               
   One day I (this happens very often)
KILL`EM ALL except peasants and a couple of dirty ones
vile people, I slowly killed him
city. Peasants are bustling here and there.
But I don’t care, I quickly adjust
catapult and start shooting at these
assholes. But here the catapult is completely
"let's go", literally and figuratively,
and started shooting without my knowledge at all.
As a result of all this, I didn’t count
about FIVE my warriors who were
destroyed by my catapult. Here, of course,
the little people perked up and gave me (in
sense to my warriors) 3.1Chzdy.              
 Sometimes his peasants (peons), spiders,
the warriors simply stand still and spin around
different sides, as if they were shortened.       
   All of the above glitches were observed in
version downloaded from INTERNET.  Yes and
in addition to everything, the game was used as a demo
version of the editor for ChV (BLACK RAVEN EDITOR
demo).                                    
                                          
   Okay, now let's talk about another game.
One day Valera comes up to me and
says:                                  
   - Youyou'll probably laugh, but after
game `UFO-I` I had a dream that I
flew into space, extinguishing all kinds of people there
sectoids, etc., etc.                    
   So if you have had dreams, visions and
etc. about any games or discovered
cool glitches, then write to the editor
newspapers `DON NEWS`.                        
   And finally (the article turned out
funny) some cool definitions:
                                          
 SEX  - he left his grandfather, he left
grandmother left.                             
BURDOCK -Chernobyl plantain.      
 RAIN - you can urinate all under it
family.                                   
 SLIVER - illegitimate son of Pinocchio. 
SORT -room for pop musicians. 
 BACK - a place capable of giving up the ghost.   
VOMITING -spitting on a large scale.            
 SEX - it's over.                  
 SEX -get to know each other more deeply.    
BATH - butt-wash.                     
 SEX - a game of towns: build figures and
throwing sticks.                             
BATH - everyone is equal there, but not everyone.    
LIPSTICK -what women use on their lips,
but they don’t put it in the mouth.                         
                                          
   And in conclusion of this article I want
thank *OHG* for their cool newspaper.  
                                          
                                          
FROM ED. (from Edik).                       
Wild/OHG                                  
Snake/OHG                                 
                                          
              Hello people!               
                                          
   The idea to establish on the pages of "DonNews"
this column does not belong to me. But its fate
depends on SNAKE.  If he doesn't
"slaughters", then she will live long and
happily.                                
   Everything happened during the passage
in our city "PARADOX".               
   Before the party starts westood near the entrance to
DC "EMPILS",we were waiting for us to be allowed into
inside, smoked, xoxmiles, drank, in
Overall we had a nice conversation.                      
 After another yraphoro anecdote one
guy named Vanya (hello to him from me)
"frozen" the following phrase: "If only in
The newspaper had a column called "ANECDOTE
OT EDIC..." (If any of you know Edik,
he will understand the meaning of this joke).         
   Well, his dream has come true. Read.     
(If Edik is offended, we will change the name).
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 At school there is an evening of memories dedicated to
victory in the Great Patriotic War.     
   Veteran invited for conversation
climbs onto the stage and leans on
cane, silently looks at the opposite
wall.                                    
 Counselor:                                 
   - Guys, it’s hard to tell grandpa.
Help him. Ask questions.            
 Pioneer:                                  
   - Tell me, were you scared during the war? 
   Grandfather strains with all his might, and
slowly, with great difficulty, says:    
   - N-n-u-u I-aa-a nn-e-e po-oo-mn-yu...
   Pioneerhe sat down, broken down.                
 Second:                                  
   -Have you seen the Germans?                  
 Grandfather:                                     
   - N-n-u-u I-aa-a nn-e-e po-oo-mn-yu...
   The second sat down.                            
 Third:                                  
   -Have you reached Berlin?               
 Grandfather:                                     
   - N-n-u-u nn-e-e po-oo-mn-yu-uu-u I-a...
   Everyone is horrified, the counselor is in shock.  Decides
save the day:                         
   - Tell me, did you serve in intelligence?
   - N-n-y-y-y-ah... In intelligence? Suzhi-
ee-il.                                    
   - Did you have to take the “language”?        
   - “Language”? Bra-aa-al.                  
   Somehow my friend Petya and I were crawling
"tongue". Silent night; summer; warm; Fine;
stars in the sky; a stream babbles in the grass;
grasshoppers sing; the grass rustles; beauty... 
   Then suddenly on the left - x*yak!!!!!  Right -
f*ck!!!                                 
 Counselor:                                 
   - Hush, there are children here!                   
   - What the f*ck are children, Germans * la !!!     
                                          
 ***                    
                                          
                                          
   The "cool" ones are driving a Mercedes,stop-
at a traffic light, and suddenly crashes into
they are constipated. They pop out of constipation
Grandfather comes out and they tell him:             
   - Listen, grandfather, you got it, you will
repair our car!                
   - Yes, what, you will be the one who repairs me
do.                                   
   - Grandfather, are you tired of living?!      
   - Okay, call your boss.         
   They called and said:                
   - Here some old man, locked up, crashed into
us and demands that he repair the car.        
   - What number ?                        
   They gave him the number. He tells them:      
   - Well, repair it.                
   The “cool ones” say to their grandfather:                 
   - Okay, let's repair it.             
   - Why do I need this constipation, you’re new to me
buy, and mayrs.                           
   - Grandfather, have you gone completely crazy?!??  
   - Call the boss.                        
   They called again:                   
   - Chief, he demands to buy him a new one.    
   - Give him the phone.                    
   They gave him the phone and he said:     
   - Dad, stop playing, sit down.
bus and go home, lunch is getting cold.       
                                          
 ***                    
                                          
The hare bought himself new shoes. Rubbed them
okay, walking through the forest. He sees a crow on
tree.  He comes up and sticks out his leg
forward, looks, and says to the crow:        
   - Crow, your panties are red.      
   The crow thought: "Bo, really
red, how did he guess?"             
   The next day everything happened again.     
   On the third day the crow decided not to wear cowards
put on.                                 
   The hare approached the tree and looked for a long time.
Crow tells him:                       
   - Haven’t you ever seen a naked pussy?
   - Ugh, I thought my shoe was going to burst -
la!                                       
 ***                    
                                          
                                          
       What am I, a pervert or what?!       
                                          
   The answer to this question can be found
by answering the following questions. Remember
letters under which the selected one is located
you the answer, and in the end you will be able to find out who
you.                                       
                                          
 1. You are sitting at a bar with your girlfriend. Neither with
for no reason shestarts to squirm
finger in the neck of a beer bottle. Yours
actions:                                 
 a) Immediately go home to get busy
with her love.                            
 b) You immediately leave, realizing that
there is no need to hesitate, and you bring her to orgasm
right in the back seat of a taxi.            
 c) You leave the girl sitting at the bar, and
you take a bottle yourself and spend half an hour in
toilet, trying to figure out how to
stick your dick in there.                  
                                          
 2. What associations do you have?
the words "teen sex"?               
 a) "They shouldn't. If only they knew how much better
make love as an adult and
experienced, we should have waited."               
 b) "This reminds me of when I was 15
lost my virginity - what was it
horror."                                    
 c) "Teenage sex? Where is the proper
but? Is it possible to find out the exact address?" 3. Your friend is going to spend
vacation in Thailand and you're crazy about him
you're jealous because:                    
 a) This is a country of amazing contrasts,
and you would listen with great pleasure
the silence that usually reigns in huge
Buddhist temples.                        
 b) There are just super chicks there, and
The cities have a vibrant nightlife.               
 c) B last time you were in
Bangkok, 16 year old prostitute literally
tore you apart after you asked
give you a "corkscrew" and that's why now
you realize that you are missing something in
extremely funny.                   
                                          
 4. You make love, and then
your huge Labrador comes into the room.
You...                                    
 a)  Get up, get dressed, take a walk
him, you come back, undress and again
you go to bed with your friend.                 
 b)  Without being distracted, you let him
jump onbed and settle down
next to you.                          
 c) With a gesture you invite him to do
left cockom of his girlfriend.              
                                          
 5. Your girlfriend modestly suggests
tie her up. You:                           
 a) You say: “It’s unlikely that I have anything
it will work out, I haven’t had any knots since childhood
knitted" - and you worry about her
strange tendencies.                    
 b) You agree with delight and take a pair
silk laces, you knit loose knots and
you have fun by twirling it like
you want.                                   
 c) Screw it tightly to
the legs of the bed and in a frenzy you whip
a seven-tailed whip.                     
                                          
 6. You're at a business lunch, and you're pretty
your boss's wife is clearly flirting with
by you. You...                             
 a) You talk to her politely, but
you don't react to herhints: everything
anyway, she will forget everything later, but you won’t
I want to lose my job.                    
 b)  You allow your left hand
travel along her right thigh,
but you limit yourself in the future
promotion.                              
 c) You take her to the toilet, there you rip her off
her skirt, you take possession of her, and loudly
you shout: “What do you like, you dirty whore,
I like it, right?"                           
                                          
 7. Your attitude towards skin:              
 a)  This is a useful by-product
cow processing, and your shoes are not
would shine so great if they were made
from something else.                   
 b) Women in black leather and shoes
high heels look very
exciting.                              
 c) Calfskin is better because
the touch is more human-like,
It’s just a pity that women will never
take the trouble to lace up at the back
tight enough.                          
                                          
   And now - the answers:                     
   For each: a - 0                     
                b - 1                     
                in - 2                     
                                          
 We count:                               
                                          
 0 points: you have nothing of
pervert. The only thing you can do
what to do with a banana is to cut it into
fruit salad. Could be expanded
                                          
 0 points: you have nothing of
pervert. The only thing you can do
what to do with a banana is to cut it into
fruit salad. Could be expanded
outlook. Start small - here with
Oral sex at least.                  
                                          
 From 1 to 7 points: you, of course, do not
pervert, but still not a fool to dream o
something nukahthehbkom.   Threesome,
for example, yes?  However, the girl has nothing to do
afraid of you. Everything is fine.              
                                          
 From 8 to 14 points: Marquis de Sade child
compared to you. You don't remember
some strange incident in childhood?
If you are able to find the same
abnormal partner - go ahead. If not,
better control yourself, otherwise your
the next victim will contact you without thinking twice
where it should go.