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Wild/OHG
"... Медленно, но
ерно я падал в чёр-
ую пропасть... Всё,
то конец... Но всё-
аки, как жаль...
Darkness rushed over
enya and paid off the
single fragments of thoughts
lei..."
HI ALL!!!
If you also often get “thrown” at
darkness, then it will be useful for you to read this
article.(I REPEAT: USEFUL, BUT NOT MANDATORY
BODY).
As you, I hope, have already guessed, this
again IUNCLE MISHA. True, for some time now
I am no longer UNCLE MISHA, but WILD;but the conversation is not
about this.
And the conversation will focus on one wonderful
GAME,i.e..i.e. about the game "MONSTRLAND" у RAGE.
Personally, I really like games RPG
genre, and this one surpassed everything I had before
I saw this on SPECCY from PRG.
I'll start with the fact that it would be nice to nobhuma-
Be careful to watch where you are stepping, because... from
it depends on how soon your
dystrophy in the game; and how soon will it come to you -
I won’t say that it’s scraped off from the soles
their shoe in real life.
Now about the battles in
which you have to
from time to time,
enter. 
As you already
noticed on the move
contractions you absolutely
do not influence; but you
you can influence it
outcome. (Ksati, if 
contractions-call "03" and
wait for the midwife)
There are many options.One of them is (in my opinion,
the craziest thing is to run around
any tree; from time to time stabbing
arrows and spears at the poor monster. Then,
Run around, pick them up and throw them again.
The method is good, but not humane. I'm against it
long and painful death (Rather yours,
than him).
The second one -is magic. You can, of course, master
powerful spell and play "Mad
Gandalf",but after such evil jokes not
the most important thing remains: production. Therefore
The effectiveness of this method remains under
question.
The third way -this is just how it should be
equip. Namely, arm yourself
as follows (others are possible
options):SWORD, SPEAR, SWORD, ARBRLET. A before
use all the arrows you have in combat
there is (because there is no room left for them in
hands, they will have to be picked up from the ground by
as necessary).
Try not to wait until the monster is on you
will attack; rush first, it will increase
probability of victory.
The fourth method isSNEAT MODE.BUT I'M AGAINST
ALL KINDS OF SNEAT`OB IN SUCH GAMES AND
THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT TO BRING HIM.
I hope to distinguish enemies from food and
other items and characters you can
themselves, and therefore on this important issue
I won't stop.
LEVEL NUMBER ONE
Starting the game from the first level, going a little
up, you will come across a spirit. For now
just remember what he says about the bill
how to get into the castle without going through the evil
watchman.
Go right. Killing a couple of people along the way
cute little dragons you will become
the happy owner of a BOMB and a bunch of arrows.
Coming to the river bank, go up
flow. And when you run into impassable
thickets, detonate a bomb.
Having passedfurther, you will see a monster. His
will have to kill, because he voluntarily
He won't give up the AX.
Having taken possession of an ax, you can assume that
the first level has been completed.
Find a tree standing near the water that looks like
on a palm tree. Using AXE, build from
him LODKU.
Swim across the river. Somewhere on the other side
there is one crazy old man. After talking with
with it, you will learn the basics of nupotexhuku.
By the way, about magic. At this level, so that
accumulate enough magical power, you can
to rest one's head against some obstacle
and “slip” a little.
But please note, this number does not go through
every level.
Return to the river. Swim up. Coming out to
on this shore you will burn everything that interferes
move and you will find a monk's den (only
no need to ask me which shore is that,
which one is this one?)
The monk will tell you how from here
to get lost and what keeps you from getting there
do. You need to burn everything that prevents you from approaching
to his house from the river (to visit him
you will have to often, because it is completely
will treat you and give you gifts for free
good and evil advice).Somewhere in the center of the river there is an island. On it
and the chapel we are looking for is located.
Once you enter it, you will have to go to
bushes. NO, not for what you thought;
there is simply a door to the dungeon there.
Walking along it, you will see one
representative of the brotherhood "Black Moon".
Personally, I once ended up in one sect (if
have any of you heard about perverts,
calling themselves "Moonites") and I know that
nothing good can be expected from them
(while they are still alive). Therefore, we kill him and
We take all his junk. You can even
eat his corpse, which is pretty
cool.
We carefully study the note and go
according to its content (I think with
you will figure out the cardinal directions yourself).
There is a pebble there that is completely
not a pebble.
After wandering along the corridors, you can find
second idiot you can approach
through another similar miracle stone. He
is next to this poor guy.
As sad as it is, it will have to be
kill, otherwise it will rush at you again
darkness" and the whole game will receive a complete OVER.
Taking away from him everything you need, and
the main thing is the amulet, go to the upper right corner
labyrinth There is a way out. Its desirable
find.Having got out of the chapel, we go (sorry,
we sail) to the place where we were taught
light a cigarette without a lighter.
There is a dwelling of a certain MAKCEHA
BLADIGA. At one time he was studying
illegal arms trade. And for this, ah
also for malicious non-payment of utility bills
services and alimony, was evicted. His house
sealed by order of the head of the Internal Affairs Directorate
MONSTRALIA (OR MAYBE MONSTRALIA?)
Colonel Corr. I don't know if this is true or
no; but so it is written on the stone with which
They sealed the door of his home.
Break this "seal" withALADOR
UNGALA (I wonder if this means anything, or
no?).
In the house, run around all corners until
Suddenly it won't be completely dark.
Don't be scared, don't call MOM, don't yell: "
SOS!!! MAY DAY!!! HELP!!! ". It’s not even necessary
call 911 (or 060 if you are in Rostov).
Just look at your feet. They're waiting for you there
some facts from the dark past
Maxena Bladig. It turns out that he is everything
other than that, he’s also a maniac (otherwise, where did he get it?
in the basement BLOODY CORPSES???).
Everything you find there is yours. And do with
this trash is whatever you want. Main,take with youMAGIC SWORD.
Swim down until the currents start.
Be careful here. The river is teeming
monsters you can't fight
enough health. I would advise
prepare fish soup from them using "ALADOR
UNGALA".
There is an island at the very bottom. Moreover,
inhabited island. Its inhabitant
cute pig; needs to be skinned
using a magic sword.
One person recently suggested to me that
the island can be reached another way, through
teleport. If you are lucky, you will find it.
Having gone deep into this cave, we will turn on
portal.
The portal itself is located to the right of the home
monk
Before entering the portal, throw everything you have
you are there. Otherwise you won't get through customs.
Happy!!! See you in the mountain world!!!
LEVEL NUMBER OTHER
Judging by the nonsense you were spouting,
passing through a portal; you obviously overate
corpses on the first level. Overdose is a thingsubtle! I would ask for this in future
take into account!!!
Look at your feet. Why are you there
you will see, you will be incredibly happy.
At this level you will be slowly
"fuck" winged evil aunts. These are HARPIES.
Not only are they not edible; them to that
You can’t even do it with magic; for they are creatures
like that, they fly.
They fly very fast. This is expressed by
that they often ignore
the fact that you have to walk, and they
bastards jump in line.And not just
they climb in and shoot at you. In short bursts
beat. They can kill you; and forever. be
careful!!!
Having killed all the winged creatures, climb into
cave. Here you need to be even more careful, because...
you have made a new friend. Name
him - GBORL. It's better to "agree" with him
through "ALADOR UNGALA".Corpses on this
level is absolutely not edible, so not
skimp on magic.
Describe what is where
quite difficult. Drawing a map is unrealistic.
I hope that you will find everything yourself, o
what will I write? First it is advisable to findgnome. With his boorish behavior he
annoying at first. But then for us
signed Waled Kronk, and the nasty dirty
the dwarf will understand who is the BOSS here. The main thing is not
forget to pick up the stone. He lies nearby
from the place where this arrogant one stands
idiot.
Then look for the robot. Yes, yes; himself
a real robot.
Judging by the way he talks, he
clearly built on a processor "INTEL
PENTIUM-2"using IMC lSS series.
This moron will give you a card and say,
that he needs a stabilizer.
After searching, you will find doors where this
the card can be inserted. Of everything that's out there
lies, we (you) need a stabilizer and
bullshit. Just read the book; carry her
no need.
After giving the robot a stabilizer, try
find out how to use the fig.
Look for a place where there aretwo QUARGLES. If
you read the book, you understood what happened to them
fight.
After going through the passage, you will go to
next level.
!!!A FEW NOTES ABOUTTO THIS LEVEL!!!
Don't try to fight QUARGLES
using conventional methods. Except those characters o
which I wrote, there is another one. I hope you
you'll be lucky and you'll see him. Tell him
Hello from me.
LEVEL NUMBER ANOTHER
Picking up a scroll from the floor gives you more
one spell. It will help you a lot
(personally I really liked it
title).
Stay at this level as much as possible
be careful; for your opponents are GORLS, and
you have no bullshit. Magic will help too
the fact that at this level it is possible
finally enjoy the taste of carrion.
The GWORL corpses turned out to be quite edible,
although low in calories.
You can only go one way here.
Go there.
Along the way, try to avoid run-ins with
GWORLAMI, because in the event of your death,
the insurance will not pay you.
After some time you will start
“flatten”, “stretch”, “quilt”,
“to kick” and even “to slap”. Not
worry, don’t call a narcologist for
house"; it will pass soon.Your path will lie past STONE
A CUBA with a bunch of someone's sketches.
Then you will clearly hear that somewhere in
they beat someone's snout. I'll tell you right away:
"DO NOT_GO_THERE!!!"In addition to troubles and
heaps of GWORLSnothing awaits you there. And those
and there are a lot of others there, so go
left and up. Use the teleport there.
If you "teleported" to where I am
wanted, you'll see the little one soon
asshole who will take you to thelocal
"duma". There you will sign a contract and go
behind the same little asshole (his name
I forgot), you will end up with an old bookkeeper.
Before entering his kennel, take the scroll.
Read the contents and, as expected,
throw the scroll on the floor. Old fart for you
that doesn't really explain anything. We'll have to
act yourself.
After running through the smelly holes, find the scroll
with an inventory of some junk and a pen.
With all this go to the cube and copy
all inscriptions.
Take the leaflet to your local Copperfield and
he will tell you where to go.
And you need to go further down, to the center
defense Throw away everything you have in front of you
entrance, enter,go where they tell you,
run "shaitan machine" and get lost
from there.
How to get lost? There is a teleport, but I don't
was able to start it. Therefore, go to the right
the lower corner of the building and “teleport”.
It may not work. Try another cut, but
already to another place.
It's time to unleash the magic
eye. Find the place where the energy is emitted
straight from the floor (this is to the right of the magician). Betting on this
place, call someone. "Anyone" right there
will appear and make you very, very happy.
Then go to the magician, and from him to the “duma”.
The little bastards didn't fool you. Stones at
you;GO to the next level.
LEVEL NUMBER LAST
Go to the southeast. However, as you wish.
I don't force anyone. Only without
go through the spells you find there
It will be difficult until the end.
You will love your enemies. They look
like wild gnomes.But they run poorly.
I don't recommend fighting them. Better try it
a gift from a sorcerer, under a very kind
title.There is a boat on the river bank. On it and
swim to the other side, to the castle.
Crowds of skeletons await you in the castle. Such
I have never met any evil gopniks even in our
hometown. Not on Nakhalovka, not on
There are no such bandits in Chkalovsk. be
extremely attentive and inventive.
I can’t suggest a way to fight these creatures.
You can guess for yourself. I will only say that they
you can also eat, despite the fact that they
have long since died.
It's going to be a bit difficult for you here. Lord's
Korra will be even more difficult to kill.
When you find it, you will know about yourself
a lot of new things. Maybe there are few of you
the story told by Koppom will surprise you; but
I'll say right away: "This is the honest truth."
Before killing him, use "Force
JEDI" take the ball from him.
After killing the poor guy, pick up the last one
stone and go back (if
you can).
P.S.:
This is the game. To me personally she
reminiscent of the coolest Western action movie, in
in which the main positive hero
kills people inforty times more than everyone
villains combined. And as for
endings... Although I really love films with
"Fuck the end", but it's still a pity in the end
became. I almost cried.
P.P.S.:
Thanks to RAGE for the awesome toy;
Thanks FYREX (I won’t say why);
Thanks to N.W. for “downloading” it;
Thanks to SVS for letting me “copy” it;
Thank you, beautiful one;
Thanks to all those who say: "SPECCY RULEZ
FOREVER!!!"
MAY THE GREAT POWER BE WITH YOU!!!
© WILD
special for "Don News"
6. IIX. 99
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