Be careful, children - A little boy was fishing. A crocodile swam up behind him.

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                  A little boy was fishing.
                A crocodile swam up behind him.
               The old crocodile groaned for a long time -
               A pioneer badge stuck in my throat.

               A little boy was walking on the river.
                A crocodile swam up to him from behind.
                The crocodile then spat for a long time -
               The boy shoved a brick into his throat.

              The boy stuck his fingers into the socket,
                But the baby’s bones were not charred:
               The wiring has not worked for three weeks -
               The electrician is lying around blue from vodka.

                Little Vova climbed onto the plane,
               Took off and put it on autopilot..
               Waiting for a bloody ending in vain:
               Vova lives well in Tel Aviv.

                    It flew by with a wild cry
                    There is someone's body outside the window.
                   Eh! Now they won't scrape it off...
                  Luckily there was a trampoline downstairs.

                 Red drops flow down the wall.
                Dad runs up to me with a knife...
               “Can such a bungler be trusted?
                 I couldn’t even hold a watermelon!”

                 Little Misha decidedfor some reason
               Jump from the loggia without a parachute...
                  You're probably scared already?
              Don't be afraid: he lived on the first floor.

           Into the elevator, following little Tanya Petrova,
               The healthy kid quickly jumped in.
               The girl hid in a corner, trembling...
                  So we drove three floors...

                 The children rushed down from the balcony.
               A window flashed, a pipe and a cornice...
              Mashenka and Roma jumped great -
                They definitely hit a car with straw!

               The boy Seryozha was wandering around the construction site.
                A brick hit him on the head...
             Our Seryozha is alive: he knew without a hint,
          That you can only walk around a construction site wearing a helmet.

              A little boy fell from the balcony...
                But he didn’t crash and didn’t break his legs.
               For a long time afterwards Vasya boasted at school,
                How it flew and what it caught on.

                 The children picked lingonberries in the forest.
                   They dug up a rusty mine.
                  Vanya stepped on a mine with his foot,
               And... nothing - the detonator is rotten!

               The boy was walking along the railway.
              Suddenly he tripped and sprained his legs.
                  The train rushed by and I saw:
              The switchman set the boy's legs.