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Why are Armenians always lucky? - Because fortune is afraid
turn your back to them.
Is it possible to rape a woman who has crooked legs?
...The Armenian radio was silent for a week. Connected
"BBC". After some time the answer came:
"The British are gentlemen and don't put a spoke in their wheels
will be."
Why is there no more lamb, pork and chicken in stores? -
All the sheep went to study, all the pigs went out into the world,
the chickens died laughing.
What's the shortest joke? - The Jew is a janitor.
Is it possible to cross a bear and a cow? - Not only is it possible,
but it is also necessary for it to suck its paw in winter, and in summer
gave milk.
What needs to be done to increase productivity in the USSR? -
We need to stop throwing shit at each other and start
take it to the fields.
What to do on your wedding night so as not to get dirty
sheet? -Wash your feet.
What is an airship? - This is a flying egg.
And I have two eggs, but I don’t fly. Why ? - Doesn't work well
propeller
How is it different?gonorrhea from a nightingale? - If you catch it, you'll find out.
Is it true that Russians have a melodic language? - True
true, because they say: "The river is knee-deep, and the fish
until...".
Can a woman make a man a millionaire? - Maybe
if he is a billionaire.
What is: “No stake, no yard”? - This is when it’s not worth it and
nowhere to live.
It is true that under communism children will be born with the help
steam and electricity and how to understand it? - Let's explain:
A couple enters the room and turns off the electricity.
The rest is the same as under socialism.
Can a man get pregnant? - Over this problem
work is underway in Armenia. So far positive
no results.
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