Armenian Radio - Why are Armenians always lucky?

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   Why are Armenians always lucky? - Because fortune is afraid
                    turn your back to them.

     Is it possible to rape a woman who has crooked legs?
        ...The Armenian radio was silent for a week. Connected
       "BBC". After some time the answer came:
      "The British are gentlemen and don't put a spoke in their wheels
                            will be."

    Why is there no more lamb, pork and chicken in stores? -
       All the sheep went to study, all the pigs went out into the world,
                     the chickens died laughing.

       What's the shortest joke? - The Jew is a janitor.

    Is it possible to cross a bear and a cow? - Not only is it possible,
        but it is also necessary for it to suck its paw in winter, and in summer
                         gave milk.

    What needs to be done to increase productivity in the USSR? -
       We need to stop throwing shit at each other and start
                     take it to the fields.

     What to do on your wedding night so as not to get dirty
                    sheet? -Wash your feet.

           What is an airship? - This is a flying egg.

   And I have two eggs, but I don’t fly. Why ? - Doesn't work well
                           propeller

    How is it different?gonorrhea from a nightingale? - If you catch it, you'll find out.

     Is it true that Russians have a melodic language? - True
       true, because they say: "The river is knee-deep, and the fish
                            until...".

    Can a woman make a man a millionaire? - Maybe
                      if he is a billionaire.

    What is: “No stake, no yard”? - This is when it’s not worth it and
                          nowhere to live.

   It is true that under communism children will be born with the help
     steam and electricity and how to understand it? - Let's explain:
          A couple enters the room and turns off the electricity.
                 The rest is the same as under socialism.

      Can a man get pregnant? - Over this problem
          work is underway in Armenia. So far positive
                        no results.

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                To be continued in the next issue.

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