Laws - Murphy's Law. If any trouble can happen, it happens.

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                        -= MERPHOLOGY =-

  Murphy's Law. If any trouble might happen,
                         it happens.

                           Consequences:

               1. Everything is not as easy as it seems.
    2. Every job takes more time than you think.
    3. Of all the troubles that will happen, the damage from
                        which is more.
     4. If four reasons for possible troubles in advance
              eliminated, there will always be a fifth.
     5. Left to their own devices, events tend to
               develop from bad to worse.
     6. As soon as you start doing some work,
       there is another one that needs to be done even earlier.
            7. Every solution creates new problems.


  Chisholm's second law. When things are going well, something must
                 happen in the near future.

                           Consequences:

   1. When things go from bad to worse, in the very near future.
                      they will go even worse.
    2. If it seems to you that the situation is improving, then you
                      didn't notice something.


     Chisholm's third law. Any suggestions peopleunderstand
                 differently than the one who contributes them.

                           Consequences:

   1. Even if your explanation is so clear that it excludes
 any false interpretation, there will still be a person who
                    will misunderstand you.
     2. If you are sure that your action will meet with everyone
        approval, someone will definitely not like it.


   Scott's first law. It doesn't matter that something goes wrong.
                Maybe it looks good...

  Finagle's first law. If the experiment succeeds, something is here
                           not like that...

  Finagle's third law. In any set of initial data, the most
   a reliable value that does not require any verification is
                           wrong.

   Finagle's Fourth Law. If the work fails, then
         any attempt to save her will only make matters worse.

             Ehrman's commentary on Ginsberg's theory:

      a). The situation gets worse before it gets better.
             b). Who said it will improve?..


    Murphy's law of thermodynamics. Things get worse under pressure.

  Padder's Law. Everything that starts well ends badly.
         Everything that starts out bad ends up worse.

  Stockmayer's theorem. If the job seems easy to do,
  it will certainly be difficult. If it looks difficult, it means
               it is absolutely impossible to accomplish it.Zimerga's first law of creating dynamics. If you have already opened
  can of worms, then the only way to reseal them is
          This is to use a smaller jar.