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                  Artie shocks with pinata on 
                  crushed bones (not for
                  faint of heart)

                  Kneli-suneli (Caucasian)
                  dish)

                  Cold morels
                  flu

                  Eggs in a "bag of goodness"

                  Vitamin salad in a tab-
                  tapholes
  
                  Oysters in the cabinet doors

                  Salad, dressed in sa-
                  pogi

                  Starfish 3rd degree
                  with 17 diamonds

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                  Soup "Cheburashka" green
                  (from crocodile meat)

                  Bone soup (from cherries,
                  plums and peaches)

                  Cabbage soup made of painted gouache
                  cabbage

                  Borscht "Ukradinsky" (poss.
                  tny)

                  Rassolnik with birchkidneys

                  Noodles "Aktsionerskaya" on
                  beans

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                   Kupaty (for bathers)
  
                      Oink with pork
 
           Cossacks stuffed with rice (Kuban)
 
                     Korean Seoul style
 
                  Goulash "Along the St. Petersburg"

                  Parietal bone escalobus

                 Soaked foreign bacon
 
                 Salted chanterelles (without skins)
 
               Bent ram horn stew

                   Heated beef lips

               Sausage "Delyachya" (for business
                                       circles)

                Army armor-piercing schnitzel
 
                   Language jellied English
                    (serve with a dictionary)

                Pork snouts (from Kalashny Ryad)

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                 Fish Assortment (in the mouth, as in
                 soap)

                   Ruff in the vodka-beer bar
                   Livke

                     Likhookeanic herring

                     Catfish with Rutsky's mustache
 
                   Sawfish inown
                   sawdust

                    Swordfish in its own
                    sheath

 
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