Armenian Radio - What can the most beautiful woman in Paris give?

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      What can the most beautiful woman in Paris give?
      - She cannot give more than what she can give.

      What is super greed?
      - When a person spoils the air under the blanket and covers himself
        with the head.
                                    
      Why is the bug flat?
      - To make it more comfortable to sleep on it.
     
      How to get rid of bedbugs?
      - We need to buy lottery tickets and cover the room with them.
        If even one ticket wins, the bedbugs will die from
        laughter.
     
      How to determine the border, where is Georgia and where is Armenia?
      - We need to put a naked woman on the border: Georgian
        will fit in front, and the Armenian in the back.
     
      What's softest in the world?
      - Fist. They even put it on a soft pillow
        under the head.
     
      Is it possible to go to the toilet during a nuclear explosion?
      - You can, if you find your ass.
     
      What is a family quarrel?
      - This is when a woman spreads her legs, and a man spreads his arms.
     
      Why aren't women taken into the army?
      - Because at the command “lie down” they fall on their backs.
     
      What's the difference between beer and medicine?
      - Medicine firstdischarged, and then they drink, and beer
        first they drink and then they are discharged.
     
      What is the difference between a woman and a tree?
      - The tree is first sawed and then felled,
        woman - on the contrary.
     
      What is a reactive husband?
      - This is tu - 104, but never a wife.
     
      What should you do when your mother-in-law is attacked by a tiger?
      - He attacked himself, let him defend himself.     
     
      Why does a man's penis quickly retire?
      - Because he works in a hot shop, and is always in
       night shift, and upside down.
     
      The USSR has a planned economic system, why not
      planned birth?
      - Because the means of production are privately owned
       hands.
    
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