interview - plaid^3umf.

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wrecker.smk
plaid.triumph

how often do you get totally drunk?
I've been getting drunk a lot lately. I recently drank 1000
rubles together with kyv. drank for two days. slept together.

is 1000 rubles a lot? I just don't understand shit. in dollars
how much?
well, that's 32 bucks :)

did you drink on 32 bucks for 2 days? What were you drinking?
beer first. then vodka

that's all?
well, yes :) we went to the club

and that's why you were drunk in shit? you and the boy go to
club? Do women even give it to you?
well, not exactly in the shithole... that's how we went - looking for women. found
:) but they didn't give a damn :))

why, I wonder, didn’t they give it? did you ask?
as requested? Are you going to fuck??

well, yes, like “let me fuck you.” and everything is immediately clear.
haha. Not really. we hinted

youI suppose they told you how they slept with kyv.
of course

maybe they thought you were fags?
but we were just sleeping, not fucking. so they themselves said that they
their friends are lesbians and gays.

by the way, you didn’t notice any fag tendencies in yourself,
well, steal lipstick from a friend, try on a top?
yes no... there is no such thing...

which one is it?
well, lately I began to notice that at our pyanki,
blue kyv, steelzer and pastor are trying to kiss, well, like
brotherly...

and you?
what am I? I'm not climbing. although I don't remember... I don't remember :)

don't you want to kiss?
I remember at one drinking party, I drank a little with a guy
Brudershaft. brrr...

When did your dick get hard for the first time?
damn... I don't remember anymore. it was a long time ago :)

well, did he even get up?
of course!

often?
why are you interested?:) how often? when there is a reason.

when did you first realize that women weren't giving you anything?
they give me this fact!

i.e.  You recently said that the club didn’t give you any, but now
you claim that they give you... maybe you just want me
mislead?
well, that doesn’t mean that they always give. they just give and that's it. or
Do you want them to throw panties at me at the mere sight of me?

do they just give you everything in a row and that’s it?
well, not everything, of course...

I wonder when they gave it to you for the first time?
hmm... I don't remember anymore :) what?

well, don't lie to me. the scene must know the truth! admit it! or maybe
are you like gas13 a virgin? or a woman like mma?
well, I was probably 19 years old then, maybe 18... I don't know...

and how? did you cum quickly?
well, what do you think?  that for the first time I fucked like a man from
Porn film or what? everything turned out awkwardly...

well, I don’t know... maybe you’re some kind of giant or have some talent... you never know...
when did you first get a Spectrum?
I was at school then, together withice'di, by the way it was a cassette

you see all sorts of bullshit you remember, and damn when was a woman for the first time
no unlocked. Well, who are you after that?
some kind of pussy... I told you so. just about the bad quickly
you forget :)

is it bad to kick a woman?  is it really better than software with
start the tape recorder?
well, the first time... it didn't turn out very well...

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