free humor - scene jokes.

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 (c) freeman

Paul Pavlov and Mast meet:
- Goodbye Mast, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you!
- Hello Paul Pavlov, very glad to see you again! Let's go in
  to the bar?
- Who's giving the treats?
- Well... Let's do this: see the fountain over there? Each of us lets down
  head under water.  Whoever takes his head out of the water is the one who
  treats.
- Let's.
...The next day a message appeared in the newspapers: “Yesterday in
Two Jews drowned in the fountain in Central Square."
...
Arty Noonzen, Wrecker and DJ Psych are sailing on a boat. Suddenly it swoops in
a sudden strong gust of wind, the boat capsizes and the whole
the trio ends up underwater. Arty Noonzen emerges first and
shouts:
- A-aaaa!!! Help!!! There's a crocodile!!!
Wrecker emerges next:
- Aaaaa!!! Help!!! There's a crocodile!!!
The third crocodile emerges and screams:
- AHHH!!!! Help!!!!! There's a hippopotamus!!!!!
...
DJ Psych at a doctor’s appointment:
- It’s not me sticking my tongue out at you, it’s me after yesterday
the liver is sticking out.