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(c) Daniil Shepovalov, The Greatest Humanist of All Times and Peoples
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By passing this test you can finally find out if you are the last one
scum or an impotent athlete with a gender problem.  Yes, questions
sometimes they will be a little tough - but don’t blame me, body -
This is not "Evening Basic". And one more thing: if you score more than 80
points, you will receive a free membership card
intergalactic organization "World Thermonuclear War",
of which I am the leader.  For reference, the owner of this
certificate receives the right to free yogurt, beer,
pistachios and extreme sex on the Ostankino TV tower. Good luck!

1) While masturbating in an elevator, you think: 
1: About Danechka Shepovalov 
2: About the fact that you are Lada Dance 
3: About the immunodeficiency virus and dirty hands. 
4: About the electromagnetic deviation of a three-phase mass spectrograph in
conditions of nonlinear gravity 

2) How are youdo you earn your living? 
1: They feed me free food at the Brain Institute for being there
Every day they bombard my brain with heavy protons. 
2: I had plastic surgery under Ricky Martin and
I donate my sperm to a reproductive bank every month. 
3: I periodically kill my girlfriends and push their organs onto
Gorbushka.
4: Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare and Bodhisattva
Namhai! 

3) Your favorite magazine: 
1: COOL GIRL 
2: Children 
3: Young naturalist 
4: Hacker 

4) Your favorite nightclub: 
1: Khali-Gali 
2:69 
3: In the animal world 
4: Crypt 

5) What did you hear from your first partner before
lose your virginity: 

1: Take me, honey! 
2: Mister, would you like to have some fun? 
3: Hey, new guy, drop the mop and come to grandpa! 
4: SAVE!!! POLICE!!! 

6) Do you know the rules of the game "10 fingers - one penis"? 
1: I don’t know 
2: Fuck off, bastard! 
3: And by the way, I am the “10 fingers” champion in the heavyweight division
categories. 
4: In fact, I am not Yuri Gagarin! 

7) There is a photograph on your desktop: 
1:Isidora Duncan 
2: Your beloved 
3: Daniil Shepovalov 
4: Martin Luther King 

8) Have you ever had sex with a corpse? 
1: No 
2: I was forced 
3: Did she tell you that herself? 
4: You should have seen him when he was still alive: chiseled muzzle,
graceful paws, and how touchingly he waved his tail! 

9) Your favorite song: 
1: Agatha Christie "Heterosexual" 
2: Moiseev and Trumpeter "Blue Moon" 
3: Green Gray "Asshole" 
4: Bloodhound Gang "Bad touch" 

10) Your cherished dream: 
1: Rape Lena Zosimova 
2: Brutally rape Lena Zosimova 
3: Cruelly, with elements of necrophilia, rape Lena Zosimova
4: Force Andrei Gubin cruelly, with elements of necrophilia
rape Lena Zosimova 

11) Your favorite TV series: 
1: FACULTY 
2: Ambulance 
3: My second mother 
4: Slave Isaura 

12) Friends call you: 
1: Madame Pompadour 
2: Pacifier 
3: Hey, bastard! 
4: $%^#@ $^#**&^#$ %$@^@# $@*%#$ purulent 

13) If aliens landed on Earth and announced
television that in a day they will destroy the entire planetpowerful
energy pulse, what would you do? 
1: Wait, that means we won't show Beavis and Butt-Head tomorrow
will there be? 
2: If you really want, you can fly into space (demonstrated
stamp saved up). 
3: I don't watch TV 
4: And these aliens of yours, are they cute? 

14) Imagine that you have been given complete control over
for the day, the Strelka group.  You can do whatever you want with them
you want. Your actions? 
1: I'll ask them to give me autographs and let me hold on to
each breast. 
2: Three girls are enough - Vitek went fishing today. 
3: Together we will travel into the unknown distances of emanations
primary energy. 
4: Oooh-ha-ha-haaa-ha-ha-ha!!! Gotcha, creatures! 

15) What gender are you? 
1: Female 
2: Male 
3: I am Daniil Shepovalov! 
4: Down with the moon, comrades!!! 

Results:

From 15 to 20 points: You are quite normal, although a little
shackled person.  Of course you can't boast of skill
treat the opposite sex, but what are you doing,
when you are left at home alone.Your ability to wear lingerie
would envy a better model of the world. And your dog, oh, if only she
only knew how to speak... You will die at 52 from the flu, which
you get it from your pimp. 

From 21 to 40 points: Have you already been told that you are crazy? If yes,
then they flattered you - they haven’t seen me yet. But that's not the point. to you
there is one more incarnation ahead, after which you will become
The Perfect Buddha, the fifth avatar of Vishnu and Sigmund Freud in
one bottle.  Now no one understands you and everyone laughs
over your craving for necrophilia. At 27 you will move to Australia
catch crabs, where you die a mysterious death on the beach. 

From 41 to 60 points: You look like an intelligent young man,
neat, polite and helpful.  Do you have it at home?
only two books: "Sexual deviations in human development" and
"Serial killers: how it happened." And you consistently, head for
The head will implement everything that is written there. Will you die at 44?
the electric chair, where they send you in North America
state of Utah. 

More than 60 points: Well, how long will it take you, idiot?
re-read your own article? 

APPENDIX: Rules of the game "10 fingers - one penis" 
This game is highly recommended for use in
concentration camps to improve moral and physical
stateprisoners.

To begin with, take... 
!!!  Attention, all subsequent text has been removed from the article, as
promoting extreme cruelty, genocide, discrimination based on
gender, unhealthy ways of thinking, uncontrollable
thermonuclear fusion, as well as those alien to a healthy person
sexual aggression and interquantum positioning!!!